Shadow Shi13, thank you!!!!!!!! And who thinks Ishtar should get his own diary? I think that would be really funny! LOL!
Hello Nakoruru! I'm glad your not going to kill me! I had to make your character serious (I just thought of something like Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting, though not exactly like the film.... But the two characters didn't get on well to start....... Yea, 'shut up Blue Demon, we like to read this story.....' And stop drolling!!!! God damn it! This carpet might not be expensive but still!
Kai's Kasumi, your back! And reviewing without emailing me! Thanks! And who's special talent at being annoying? You? No! Ishtar, most likely....... And Rei is there because....... I don't actually know, I just thought I should put him in there......... Oh yes!! I would have to put the fic into Yu-Gi-Oh! section as it would have mainly there characters......... Actually they still do...... (Sweat drop).
Silverpaws the silver Nuakachi welcome! And I believe so, though I like a serious fic to have humour, hence why Ishtar is in here.
Malik's POV
Ishtar has finally shut up! His sugar rush went down, so I could go to bed without any bother! Though, I am worried about Rita giving him a brownie...........
You CAN see why though, can't you? Ishtar on a sugar high? Its scary, and I share the same body as him!!!!!! Oh, no, there's Rita, and with what smells like...................

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An hour later.
Ah! What's this over my face?! And what the fuck happened?! I look over to see Kai reading a book on his bed. Damn is he sexy................

'Ishtar was in control again. And you had an appointment with Dr Miko,' Kai informed me.

'When?' I asked, and he raised an eyebrow.

'I said HAD. Ishtar went,' Kai informed me, and my jaw hit the floor. Needless to say, it was painful.

/Ishtar!!!!!!/ I yelled into my head.

/Hello!/ Ishtar said, all cheery.

/Why did you go to see Dr Miko?/ I demanded to know.

/Because I was told to!/ Ishtar said, still sounding like a hipperr bunny... no! No! A hipper rabbit!! A hipper RABBIT! R-A-B-B-I-T!

/Why?/ I asked again.

/Because I was eatting my brownie, and Rita told me that Dr Miko wanted to speak to me........ I got a diary!!!! Kai told me what to do with it./ Ishtar sounded smug.

/So?/

/Kai likes ME!!!!/

/WHAT?!/ I roared.

/Hehehehehehehehehehehe! Kai likes me, but I won't take him because he's yours./ Ishtar told me.

'Malik!' Kai called out, and I jumped out of my skin; 'Come on, we're meeting Tala up for lunch, you coming?'

'Yea, sure, I'll be along in a minute,' I said, and he left, closing the door behind him.

Damn it! Now Ishtar knows that I care for Kai!!!! Why me? Why do I have to be gay? I could easily be straight, I would have no girls to worry about, the two that I know; Dranzer is a pyro going out with Bakura, who would surely suck your blood up in one go. And then there's Mariah. The pink bitch. Huh?

'Malik?' Dranzer had knocked on the door, and stuck her head in, she then entered the room, and sat next to me; 'You all right?'

'Yea,' I told her.

'I know you like Kai,'

'WHAT?!' I roared, how do people know this? Well, Ishtar knows because he is one with me...... Dranzer on the other hand.........

'You were showing off infront of him when Tyson and Mariah came, remember? You go everywhere with him, its obvious...... At least, it is to me,' Dranzer said, and another knock came to the door.

'Come in,' I said, and Tala walked in. Everyone was ganging up on me!!

'Dranzer?' Tala said and Dranzer left, without him saying, but she does know him better than I do.

'Tala, I thought you and Kai.........' I never finished, he placed his lips on mine.

What is going on? Why was this happening to me? I reacted at first by letting my own tounge enter his mouth, though I moved back, remembering who this was. Tala just smiled.

'I thought so,' Tala said, smuggly.

'What the hell is going on?! I swear you, Dranzer and Ishtar are plotting something!'

'No we're not. And neither is Ishtar. Malik, didn't Ishtar tell you?' Tala asked me, and I shook my head.

/Uh oh./ Ishtar whispered in my mind.

'He told Kai that you loved him,' Tala finished, and I passed out.
Kai's POV
Rita had come into the room, and suddenly Malik had changed to Ishtar, you could tell, Ishtar's hair was wild, and his eyes....... They changed shape. He asked if those were the brownies and Rita replied that they were.

'Can I have one?' Ishtar said, and a second after added; 'Please?'

Rita laughed; 'You can have one, but remember that you also have to share with Kai,' Rita reminded him, and he nodded, all excited like.

Rita handed him a brownie, he took it from her and then shoved the whole lot into his mouth and started to munch. Bloody hell.

'Oh, that reminds me, Malik is to see Dr Miko,' Rita told Ishtar, who shook his head violently.

'No. No. Then Ishtar won't get the rest of the brownies that are his,' Ishtar told her; 'I'll go,'

'All right,' Rita said, I followed, just incase.

Dr Miko saw Ishtar, who she thought was Malik, how could she not notice?

'Good to see you back Malik,' Dr Miko said, and Ishtar's eyes narrowed.

'I'm Ishtar,' He said, and ate another brownie.

'Oh yes, Malik's 'other-half',' Dr Miko said, and Ishtar huffed. They entered her office, and Rita looked worried.

'Oh dear....'

'Don't worry Rita, Ishtar won't do anything stupid,' I told her, trying to reassure her. She was like a granny in a way.

'Its not Ishtar that's the problem, its Dr Miko. She doesn't realise that Malik does actually have another half! She'll go through the exact same thing as she did yesterday, picking up where she left off.
Only five minutes was Ishtar in the office, and he stormed out, Rita gave him a brownie to cheer him up, and then handed him a diary with a pen. Malik had purple, but it was lighter, Ishtars was dark purple, as was his pen. He hugged Rita , and as she place the brownie tray onto our draws, Ishtar gave her one.

'Thank you, I shall see you two later,' Rita said with a wave goodbye.

'You know, that woman thought I was Malik,' Ishtar started; 'I don't get it. I look nothing like Malik,'

I wish there was a mirror at hand, so I could give it to him and show him his face. Saddly fate had decided that no portable mirrors should be arround at that time. Actually, know that I think of it, Dr Miko thought it would be a danger, incase we used the pieces of glass to hurt ourselves and other's.

'Really?' I asked, I had seen him hiper before, but he's not right now........ Then again, the smile on his face suggests otherwise.

'Yes, it was odd, she kept asking me to talk about the stupid painting. I know nothing about it. But MALIK does,' He said with a wink.

What the fuck? Is he high? Did Dr Miko give him something? There is something not right, and Ishtar is looking at me, in a VERY weird way.

'I know a secret, can you keep it?' Ishtar asked, kneeling on my bed, and looking right into my eyes with his lavender one's, Dranzer and Tala had quietly entered the room, and were both ready to do anything, should Ishtar attack. But I don't think he would attack me.
As odd as that may sound.

'Malik fancies you,' Ishtar whispered, though I could not believe my ears.

'Pardon?' I said, and Ishtar smiled, a wide one, like that cat from 'Alice In Wonderland'. Kinda scary, but I wanted to know what he said, did he actually say that? Was it true?

'Malik loves you!' Ishtar exclaimed, making Tala and Dranzer jump back, and he moved to his own bed, and began to write in his diary.

If that's true....... Maybe Malik needs a PUSH. I would be more than HAPPY to help......
NONEBODY (Ishtar's Diary)
Well, that was fun!!!! LOL! Though how can I tell Malik? Hum............................. Ow!!!!! Brain hurts!!!! Its sore!!!!! Ow!!!!!!!!!!
Ra-Aton (Malik's Diary)
Oh Ra....... Ishtar, you bastard, how could you say that to Kai?! And WHY? You bastard! When will you leave me alone? Oh Ra..............
Malik!!! I'm sorry, but you need help.
Ishtar, you twit! Why do you think I'm in here?!
No! Silly! I mean with Kai.
Shut up. I swapped room with Bakura, he's now sharing with Kai.
Why Malik? You and Kai could have............ And........
Ishtar!!! Stop sending me mental pictures! And that's all wrong! Its more like this.......
Oh! Very nice!!
Thanks...... No! I haven't forgiven you!
Aw!
Piss off Ishtar..........
AtumAnbui (Kai's Diary)
This is weird. Ishtar proclaimed that Malik loves me, then Malik swaps rooms with Bakura. So now I have Bakura around me. I guess its better like this, Malik could bring out actual feelings......... Do I want that? Do I actually want to feel? Be able to care? Worry? Not be what I am right now? Be able to leave this place? Do I want all of that? Am I ready for that? Should I be? Could I be?
Maybe.
Everything just happened too fast, for me and Malik. And I bet Malik wasn't happy about learning what Ishtar said to me, he most likely feels humilated. Whatever that feels like.
I have to admit, I want to feel! Tala keeps on talking about it, and its not easy. Everyone I am around are used to me being as am, but Malik isn't................... Could he help? Is it possible that if I care...... Maybe even love someone strong enough, I could show my feelings? Actual feelings? That someone could make me change?
Can that happen? Will it happen?
I'm going to speak to Ryou tomorrow, see if he will swap rooms with me. I hope he will. Now I'm on my own, Tala has gone back home, so I won't have him nagging me all the time.
He's a git, nagging like someone's mother would. If my own mother did that, i don't remember it at all....................... All right, maybe I DO want to leave. But it will only work if Malik agrees to be mine. My lover, only then will I be able to go about my own business of getting out of here. And helping Malik with Ishtar.
Oh god............ Why does Bakura have to suck his own blood?!