Bwaha I am back, readers. Btw, a big thanks goes out to my stalker, Tatiana, for helping me with this chapter. We shall torture poor little Keiko. (we are so evil bwahaha)

Disclaimer: if I owned yu yu hakusho, do you think I would be sitting here writing pathetic little fanfics about it?

Truth or Dare

By LSC

BEFORE

Yusuke came back, glaring at Hiei, who smirked at him. "Ok, that was enough to make me stop playing this game for a while. Anyways...Keiko, Truth or Dare."

Keiko, who had remained quiet all this time, except for when she had laughed at the boys' misfortunes, quietly said, "Dare."

"Alrighty then, I dare you to..."

NOW

"I dare you to...dress up like Koenma, pick one of them up," he pointed to everyone but himself, "and sing rock a bye baby to them."

Keiko stared at him with a really confused look on her face. (LSC: like this oO...Tatiana: -.-')

"Oh come on, it's not as bad as..." He stopped. He just couldn't bring himself to say it without tossing his cookies.

"Ok, fine," Keiko agreed. Out of nowhere, a girl runs in the door, hands Keiko a bag, bows, and runs out again.

"Ok, that was weird," Kuwabara said. The others nodded their agreement.

Keiko opened the bag and found clothes like Koenma's, except in her size. There was even a pacifier, and the hat that said 'Jr.' on it. She pulled the clothes on over her own.

"Ok, now what?" she asked Yusuke.

"Pick someone up like a baby and sing to them."

Keiko looked cautiously over at Hiei.

"Hell no," he said quickly.

"But you're the only one I can pick up!" Keiko protested.

Hiei made a snorting sound, crossed his arms over his chest, and looked away. Kurama said to him in a low voice, "If you do it, there will be sweet snow."

Hiei looked at him. "Sweet...snow?" he said slowly. Kurama nodded.

"Okay, fine," Hiei said. "But be quick about it."

Kieko picked him up and held him like a baby. Quickly she sang:

"Rock a bye Hiei on the treetops

When the wind blows, the cradle will rock.

When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall.

And down will come Hiei, cradle and all."

The second she had finished, Hiei jumped out of her arms, went directly to the kitchen, opened the freezer, and pulled out a quart of rocky road ice cream, which he proceeded to eat. It was gone in less than a minute.

"You owe me," he said to Yusuke.

Keiko took off her imitation Koenma outfit and tossed it back into the bag. Suddenly, the same girl ran in through the door, grabbed the bag, bowed again, and ran out.

"What is up with that?" Yusuke asked. Everyone shrugged.

"Ok, I guess it's my turn to pick," Keiko said, looking around to pick her victim.

"Botan, Truth or Dare."

Botan thought for a second. "Truth," she finally answered.

"Ok. Tell the truth. Do you have a crush on Kurama?" Keiko asked. Snickers rose and Botan blushed.

"A little bit of a crush, I guess," Botan said quietly. No one really laughed, unless it was at the immense redness growing on her cheeks.

"Yukina, Truth or Dare."

"Truth," Yukina replied.

"Tell the truth. If someone paid you five hundred thousand yen, would you ever kiss Yuuske?" Botan asked.

"No," Yukina replied confidently. "Besides, I would have no use for the money."

"True," Botan said, more to herself than anyone else.

Yukina looked around, trying to pick who would be next.

"Kazuma, Truth or Dare," she said sweetly.

"Truth," he said quickly. He wasn't going to pick dare right now, not after what had happened.

"Ok. Tell the truth," she continued. "Did you actually enjoy kissing Yusuke?"

Kuwabara literally threw up all over the floor, in the space of about 2 seconds.

Bwahahaha im so mean to kuwabaka. But I cant help it its so much FUN!!! Ok will update again soon laterz