Disclaimer: I do not own the Legend of Zelda
Mystery Villain: WHAT!? Now I'm a mystery villain? Come on that sounds like mystery meat.
LunaticChaos: Yah? So? What's your point?
Mystery Meat Villain: (Looking at the change in his name) I hate you.
LunaticChaos: I know you do, not onto the fic!
"So this is another plane of existence?" Link asked looking around at a strange, warped version of Hyrule.
"I guess so," Yami Link responded with obvious confusement, and then staring at an upside down cucco laying eggs that rocket up into the sky, "Do I want to ask?"
"It would probably be best if you didn't," Link stated with a look of disbelief on his face, "I just hope that....Oh in the name of the Goddesses!"
Link pointed at the river coming out of Zora's Domain, which was currently a flowing river of feathers, then it changed to a flowing river of bombchus, and then it changed to a flowing river of sand. "I have to say it, what the hell?" Yami Link stated more than asked.
"That isn't the worst of it," Link said as he turned around to see that Lon Lon Ranch was a gigantic mountain that oozed some sort of goopy, dark, clear substance.
"And I thought Darule was scary and weird, this is just ludicrous," Yami Link said looking around wide-eyed at all the weird things he was seeing around him.
"Ya'll must not be from around here, planar travelers are ye?" a female voice asked them in a country accent from behind them.
"Yes we are..." Yami Link said as he turned around and stared at the owner of the voice.
"Stop that, it's rude," Link said after seeing whom it was as well, "Excuse my companion, he is just really confused at the moment."
"No problem ya'll," the female voice said.
Yami Link sent a message to Link through their link stating, 'She looks like Ganondorf, please tell me I'm imagining it.'
The person the voice belonged to did look like Ganondorf, she had short fiery red hair, very darkly tanned skin, red eyes, and a muscular build. Not to mention the fact she was wearing leather body armor, the difference though was that is was neon pink and yellow instead of dark brown and black. "Could you tell us if you know if a Navi resides anywhere near here?" Link asked politely with a respectful bow.
'Kiss up,' Yami Link commented to him as he gave her a small bow, "I apologize for my earlier actions, I was just surprised, there was a being from our home plane that looks like a male version of you."
"Ahhh, how interesting, and yay!" she commented bouncing up and down for a bit, "I was right, you are planar travelers. Well to answer your question, there is a Navi living in Karnia City to the south, pretty nice place too, lives in one of those old gothic mansions. She always seems too have some sort of monster walking out of it too, not like your everyday ones either, they seem quite vicious and mean."
'Oh for the love of Din, please tell me we don't have opposites here as well,' Yami Link prayed cynically through the link.
"Thank you for your time," Link said with a deep bow as Yami Link mirrored him.
"No problem ya'll, I'll be seeing you," she said as she walked off towards where Hyrule Castle would usually be, which happened to be a giant lake that changes just as much as the river.
"Please let us get this over with," Yami Link whined, obviously not happy about this whole thing, "I really do not want to meet my mirror image here."
"Are you sure?" Link asked almost too sweetly, earning a demonic glare from Yami Link.
A loud rumbling sound began to come from the ground as Yami Link smirked as he suddenly began to look happier, "BANZAI!" Yami Link yelled as he ran forward, drew his katana, and rammed it into the ground sending a blast of dark energy into it.
Two gigantic snake-like things shot out from the ground screaming in pain several seconds later as Link sighed and drew his sword as well. Elsewhere, just as the fight was getting interesting, a cloaked figure stood atop the mountain in the middle of the field and was watching it closely. The figure removed its left hand from its cloak revealing that it was enveloped in a huge cannon like object. It aimed the barrel end of it towards where the fight was and a huge blast of black energy bellowed out of it and careened towards them. "Disturbance silenced," it muttered as it stood up and began to walk away.
"Who the hell are you?" Yami Link asked, clearly annoyed at this being's intrusion, and not willing to put up with anything else.
"Now why would you attack us?" Link asked appearing behind it, annoyed but more patient than Yami Link.
"How did you survive my Gigan Cannon's blast?" it asked, confused beyond all reason as its gaze darted between the two.
"That was nothing," Yami Link stated coldly, and then added with a smirk, "Children hit harder than that."
"Take it point blank then!" it yelled as it aimed the cannon at Yami Link and fired.
Yami Link seemed to have been hit by the blast, "Now lets see who you are," he said reappearing behind it and yanked the cloak off of the being. Revealing it to be a dark haired woman with tanned skin and fiery red eyes, but in every other way she looked like Malon. She was wearing leather brown pants, a green leather shirt, brown leather boots, on her left hand was a metal gauntlet, and her hair was tied back with a black ribbon.
"Well I wouldn't have seen that coming," Yami Link stated as Link blinked a few times at this new bit of information.
"So I'm a woman, you have a problem with it?!" she snarled as she aimed the Gigan Cannon and fired at both of them.
Yami Link disappeared again as Link just raised his hand forming a barrier of light around himself, redirecting all of the energy to flow around it. Yami Link reappeared to her right, sitting atop a ledge about ten feet above her, obviously becoming amused about something. Her jaw dropped when she saw Link standing there with his barrier around him after her blast subsided, "Will you stop that? It is really starting to be annoying," Link said as he let the barrier down, a small smirk on his face.
"Who the hell are you two?" she asked, starting to back away.
"The Ryuu no Oni, the Demonic Dragon," Yami Link stated as he pointed at himself, "Or you can just call me Yami."
"Ryuu no Enzeru, the Angelic Dragon, or you can just call me Link, we are the Ryuu no Meian, the Dragons of Light and Dark," Link stated getting an annoyed look from Yami Link.
"I wanted to say that," Yami Link grumbled as he looked back down to the Malon look-alike, "You are?"
"None of your business," she stated as she aimed the cannon at Yami Link again, and charged up to fire.
Yami Link disappeared again and then reappeared right in front of her, he grabbed onto the cannon and forced the barrel to point upwards as the energy was released, "Will you stop that before I have to hurt you?" Yami Link asked, almost as if he didn't really care if she did or not.
"And he will too, the only reason he hasn't is because he knows I'll give him hell for it," Link said as he sat down on a large rock and looked back at the two adding, "Now do be more agreeable, who are you and why are you attacking us?"
She glared at Link, and then glared straight into Yami Link's eyes, "Fine, I am Rayna, I was attacking you because if I didn't my little brother would be killed thanks to that clone bitch," she spat out, surprising Link and earning a smirk from Yami Link.
"Would the clone bitch be named Malon?" Yami Link asked, extremely amused about the whole situation.
"Yes, you know her?"
"She and the one she serves are the reason we are here, we are going to stop them," Link stated as he walked over to them, "Well then Yami, what should we do now?"
"I just know your heart is aching to go help her brother, do so, I'll not have you whining about it. I will go and take them on by myself, it isn't like they will be that difficult," Yami Link answered as he let go of the Gigan Cannon and disappeared.
"No arguments here," Link said to himself, and then turned to Rayna and said, "We should get going, he'll find them quickly and we need to find your brother before they realize he's there."
"But they have monsters guarding the place, we can't get in without them realizing what's going on!" she yelled at him, slowly becoming frantic.
"I have a trick or two up my sleeves, they won't realize what hit them," Link assured her as he motioned for her to lead the way.
Miles away Yami Link reappeared atop a tall building in the middle of a medieval town nestled in a forest, under a thick canopy of branches and leaves. He looked down at a brilliant ashen wood and marble gothic manor that was across a dirt street from the building he was standing on and he sat on the edge of it with his legs dangling over the side. After a while he changed position to where he was laying on his side on the edge of the building, propping his head up with his hand, waiting for something to happen. After waiting a while longer he sighed and grumbled to himself, "I hate the careful path.... Hmmm, maybe I should try something a little more aggressive."
A small explosion appeared in the middle of the lawn in front of the manor, Yami Link having made it to try and get some attention from the manor. Failing completely in that endeavor, which earned a huge growl from Yami Link because he was being ignored. Yami Link jumped down from the top of the building and landed on the ground with a soft thud as dust picked up around him and slowly settled again. He walked towards the manor and unsheathed his sword. "I know you are in there! And I do not appreciate being ignored!" he roared as he slashed with his sword, sending a wave of darkness towards the manor doors.
The doors were blown inward as he continued to walk towards the entrance and looked inside. "Well, well, well, if it isn't the Ryuu no Oni," Malon taunted from atop a grand staircase that was in the middle of the large entry room.
"So we meet at last," Yami Link said as he disappeared and reappeared behind her.
As soon as he reappeared he found that a fist had been planted in his stomach, it of course belonging to Malon who was smirking confidently. "I'm not like Dark Link," she said, chuckling as she grabbed his tunic and threw him back down to the floor, "I'm far stronger."
"Not bad," Yami Link said as he got up and brushed himself off, "Though I'm afraid I can't let you get away with that."
"What can you do to stop me? I'm faster than you, and I'm stronger," Malon stated, putting her hands on her hips as she looked at him with the eyes of a predator.
"You only think you are," Yami Link stated, as he returned the look, licking his lips in anticipation, "Time to take this to the next level."
Everything else seemed to slow down around them as Malon practically flew down the stairs, a large bardiche appearing in her hands as she prepared to swing it at Yami Link who had yet to move. Yami Link suddenly decided to move out of the way, flipping over the blade of the bardiche as Malon swung it at him. He then stabbed forward with his katana; Malon swung her boot up to block the blow, catching the tip of the katana in the arch of her boot. She pivoted around knocking the katana to the side as she swung her bardiche again towards him. Yami Link blocked it by erecting a small dark shield at where it would hit, smirking as he slashed at her exposed left side. She managed to move far enough away to where it only managed to make a clean slice in her clothing on that side. "Shall we take this up another level?" Yami Link asked, still smirking, as he suddenly disappeared again.
"What!" Malon yelled looking around her trying to find him, "Damn it, that's too fast, or did he run away?"
"Of course I didn't run away my dear. I'm still in here with you," Yami Link taunted, his voice seeming to come from everywhere at once, as several cuts in her clothing made themselves known.
Yami Link reappeared on top of the railing for the staircase with a broad smirk on his face. "The mark of a true master swordsman is when they only slice the clothing or armor of their foe, leaving their skin uncut," Yami Link stated as a symbol of the Triforce appeared over her chest, cut from her clothing.
"Damn showoff," Malon snarled as she suddenly got a cocky smile on her face, looking behind him.
"Oh you have got to be kidding me!" Yami Link complained as he jumped forwards while turning around to see what was behind him, "Hey wait a second!"
Malon threw her bardiche straight at him while he was still in the air, hoping to catch him off guard from her bluff. Yami Link barely manage to turn around quick enough to block the blade of the weapon with his own, but it still sent him flying off into a wall, falling to the ground a second after he hit. He pushed himself up and began to brush himself off, like he wasn't even hurt. But as soon as he started walking towards her, he started to limp, a small patch of red started forming at his left hip. "You little bitch, how dare you trick me," he growled, pointing his katana straight at her.
"You were the one stupid enough to fall for it," Malon countered with a devilish grin, "Oh did I hurt you?"
"Will you shut the hell up!" Yami Link demanded as he held out his right hand, palm-facing Malon.
"What are you going to do? You can't do anything from there," Malon said a little too confidently.
"Wanna bet?" Yami Link said as he became enveloped in a black mist, the symbols of both the Triforce of Power and the Eye of Fate glowing darkly on his hand.
"That doesn't look good," Malon commented as she prepared herself for what was to come.
Elsewhere, back with Link, he was watching Rayna and a young boy walk away from the ruins of a stone building that looked like it was melting. "Does the heart good to see such a happy reunion doesn't it?" Sensui's voice asked as he followed it from a black and white portal that opened up behind Link.
"My answer is still the same Sensui, so why are you here?" Link stated as he turned around to speak with the angel.
"That is too bad. Well to answer your question I am here to tell you that a shift in power has occurred, Navi is no longer in control here. I have come to warn you about the extreme power I feel from this being that has taken over. It may have the strength to beat the power of Meian," Sensui informed him, the same confident, benevolent little smirk on his face as when they first met.
"I have to catch up to Yami now, Sensui, I know you are a good being, but if Zorshnal can be trusted on this matter, your goals will only end in tragedy. I bid you good day," Link said as he ran off towards where he felt Yami Link's presence was.
Sensui chuckled slightly as he watched Link run off, "You won't be able to stay neutral forever, I only hope you make the right choice when you do get involved," he said to himself as he walked back into the portal.
Back at the manor, Yami Link was standing over Malon, his sword covered in blood. "Too bad you decided to fight me," Yami Link said as he walked up the stairs and turned right down a hallway.
A door opened on his left and a creepy, cold voice said, "Come in Ryuu no Oni."
Yami Link walked in carefully, looking around for the source of the voice, only to find that it was coming from Navi who was glowing with a navy blue light as a light mist came off her. "Who and what are you?" Yami Link demanded glaring at her as she began to float slowly towards him.
"You may call me, Lorash, and I am a good deal more powerful than you, that is all you need to know," the voice said through Navi's body.
"Well since you haven't tried to kill me yet you must want something, what is it?" Yami Link asked, sitting down in a nearby chair.
"We are alike you and I, both beings not ruled by common morality, common laws, common sense of right and wrong. But you allow one who is to command you, are you not tired of that? I offer a way to forever break the link between you two, so that you could become your own being once and for all. In return you assist my goal. What do you say?"
"An interesting proposition to say the least," Yami Link said as he made himself comfortable to think about it.
Elsewhere, Link was running across a large field towards the forest where Yami Link was, and all of the sudden, he clutched his chest, as if he was in pain. "No, I know he isn't dead yet, I have to hurry," Link said to himself as he picked up the pace.
About an hour later Link managed to arrive at the manor, which had been reduced to a pile of rubble. He began looking around; still feeling that Yami Link was nearby somewhere. After a while he found a small boy clad in a black tunic and brown boots among the rubble, his hair was ashen white and his skin was slightly tanned. Link picked him up and began taking care of several wounds he had received. After he had done so he propped the boy up into a more comfortable position and looked around some more, and noticed a small slowly dimming speck of blue light covered by the rubble. He walked over to it and uncovered it to find Navi. He picked up her body, which was cold to the touch, but all Link could sense from her was sorrow and regret, he couldn't sense any hatred or anger within her as he expected to. "Yami...true mastermind...the child...be careful...protect...Link...forgive me," she said in a small voice as the light encompassing her completely faded away.
"I do old friend," Link said as what remained of her body crumbled away to dust and was picked up by a passing breeze.
And I'm leaving it at that for now! Isn't that mean of me, leaving it just when I get to a big plot twist. I bet you can't guess who the kid is, oh great I'm dripping with sarcasm again. Well then onto the questions!
Who is the kid? Come on give me a wild guess.
Why is the kid going to be important? Just give me a guess here.
What do you think Yami Link decided to do?
Wasn't that a mean way to let Navi die?
LunaticChaos: And that is all! Hey folks, guess what? This is the last chapter for this fic. I've finished the story of Navi's Retribution (yep that is the true title of the fic), don't worry though. This isn't the end of the story, not even close. I have at least two more fics planned, with the possibility for a fifth. We still have so many more plot threads to finish up. We still have the planar war, Sensui, this whole new unnamed villain, this little kid, Yami Link, the power of Meian, Rayna (oh come on you knew if I put time into it it was going to be important), and several other things I can't remember off the top of my head.
By now you are probably wondering what the next fic will be called. Do you really want me to answer that? Are you sure? Alright, I'll tell you, the next fic in the series will be called "False Betrayals." With that said, press that review button and give me one! Ciao for....
Unnamed Villain: I have a name! And you know it's "beep"....What!? Why can't I say my name?
LunaticChaos: Because I'm not going to reveal it yet.
Mystery meat villain: That isn't funny.
LunaticChaos: Yes it is. And I won you couldn't make me say a word with the litter x in it.
Mystery Villain: Wanna bet? You said "next".
LunaticChaos:....
SaneOrder: I am sorry to report that the next few minutes must be removed for the sanctity of your virgin ears.
Mystery Villain: HA! I won so there punk.
LunaticChaos: Watch it before I make you neon pink.
Mystery Villain: I have a badass shield, you can't do that to me.
LunaticChaos:.....I'm ignoring you now. Well then folks, push that review button and give me on! Ciao for now!
Tis has been a fic from your unfriendly neighborhood LunaticChaos