Well, Here's the first chapter, I tried and got it out quickly (wow, miracles happen!)
so, here it is
Read it then!Disclaimer: See prolouge
The Children's Project
Chapter 1: Introducing Asuka
Shinji slowly opened his eyes, and found himself crouching on the deck. People were shouting at him, though he couldn't make out what they were saying due to a helicopter hovering above.
Shinji: What the hell just happened? I was in that helicopter a second ago, but then... crap! (Realization hit him) I should be dead shouldn't I?
The helicopter began to land and 5 ft from the ground a frantic guardian ran up to him, but slowed when she saw he was standing up.
Misato: (worried) Shinji, are you alright?
Shinji: Yeah, I'm fine Misato... Did what I think happened, just happen?
Misato: (unsure) If you mean with you still being able to walk, I suppose so, but for God's sakes, please don't do that again!
Toji and Kensuku both ran over, having just got off the chopper. A medic followed close behind. The medic ran straight up to him and started checking him
Toji: (slightly freaked) Shin-man are you ok? Why the hell did you do that?
Shinji: I'm ok Toji, just a bit shocked (turns to medic) Hey, look I'm fine ok! Go bother someone else!
Medic: (surprised) If you're sure
The medic walks off, giving him a strange look
Misato: Where did that come from? It doesn't sound like the Shinji I know, but I suppose he has just dropped from a helicopter...
Kensuku: (exited) Hey, WOW! Guys, look at this, I got it on film! (he holds up his camera for the others to see.
All of them, including Shinji crowd round the camera.
All but Kensuku: (gasps)
Kensuku: I told you.
They are all still surprised when they watch it through in slow motion. About half of the fall was pretty normal (flailing arms etc.), but from then on, he seemed to stabilize, doing about seven flips then landing squarely on the ground, apparently unharmed. Shinji was the first to speak.
Shinji: (surprised) Well, I couldn't do that yesterday... (A gust of wind blows Toji's hat across the deck) Hey Toji, there goes your hat
Toji: (snaps out of his trance) Hey that's my favorite hat!! (Gives chase) Come back hat!
Toji chases the hat off down the runway, whilst the others begin walking after him.
Misato: (whispers to Shinji) we'll talk about 'that' later, we have other things to do now.
The next couple of minuets were probably best seen from the hat. The hat had been minding its own business, trying to work out how the world's most intelligent hat had found its way onto one of the dumbest (in its opinion) people in existence, when a freak gust of wind had blown it from its usual dwelling.
Hat: Wow! I never knew flying was so... fun! Weeeee! OUCH!
A shoe had impacted the flying hat and flattened it to the ground. Its grumbling master had tried to pull it free, but this particular person wasn't letting go. Another gust of wind blew and a scream was heard
Asuka: PERVERTS!
This was followed by two slaps and a 'swoosh' as the being known as 'Shinji' dodged it. The hat, having been released, and getting thoroughly bored with the whole situation decided to find a new master, and blew further off down the runway.
(A.N Well, I think that's enough about a hat, better get on...)
Asuka: (matter of factly) That's the viewing fee, quite a bargin eh?
Toji seemed peeved by the events, and seeing his favorite hat blow off the deck took him over the top.
Toji: Well here's your change! (drops his trousers)
Asuka: Eeeeeehh! (she slaps him again) Mein Gott! Pervert
Toji just slumps to the floor
Asuka: (just realizing she missed) Hey! How come I missed you, I never miss!
Misato: Well, how are you Asuka! It's been a while, hasn't it? You've gotten a lot taller
Asuka: Yah, my figure's filled out to, so who's the third child (she looks at kensuku) Acht Nein!
Misato: Don't worry Asuka, It's him (points at Shinji)
Asuka: Well, I suppose he cant be too bad, he did avoid that slap (mutters) but not this one... (she swings at him)
Shinji was rather surprised when he saw her hand coming at him again. The last one was easy enough to dodge, an adrenalin rush went through his body and he dodged, this one came about 2 cm past his face. He stood there shocked at what had happened.
Shinji: wow, I guess I did it again
Asuka meanwhile was slightly annoyed
Asuka: Verdammnt!, how does he dodge them! I suppose he may be worth something, I'll have to check him out later (she smiles mischievously)
Misato: Uhh... OK people, lets get up to the command deck.
All of them make their way up to the command deck (Toji being half carried)
End Chapter 2
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