Sorry for the long update! To be truthful, I have been neglecting my story for a bit so I got this chapter out (note Part 1 of 2)

As for disclaimer, see chapter 1, otherwise, on with the show


Chapter 3 Part 1

All of the characters, except Shinji enter the command deck. The Captain looks rather peeved at their entrance.

Misato: Good morning captain, I have the transfer documents for unit 2 and its pilot right here (gets out papers and hands them to him, he immediately pockets them) Uhh... captain, can you sign them now?

Captain: Whilst we are still in the sea, I still have jurisdiction. I will only transfer them after we reach port.

Misato: (sighs) you do know however, in a combat situation NERV has overriding authority.

The Captain blatantly ignores her comment and an awkward silence passes, only to be broken by the entrance of...

Asuka: KAJI!! (She runs over to him) Where did you go?

Kaji: Hey Asuka, was just turning down the rest of the ship for dates (laughs)

Misato, hearing the name of her former boyfriend, quickly turns around

Misato: (to herself) Oh God, what did I ever do to you?

Shinji: Misato, who the heck is this guy? Prima Donna to me, and I just met him.

Misato: (bluntly) He's a chauvinistic pig and that's all I'm saying

Kaji: (looks up) I'd recognise that insult anywhere, Katsuragi! (Misato runs past him down the elevator) My, where are you going? Ah, I can tell, she's hungry. (Turns to others) well, aren't you guys coming.

Shinji: Well I suppose, do they stock doughnuts?

The others all stare at him, and start walking down the stairs

Shinji: Meh, I guess not. I'd better get some stuff from the helicopter then

He walks off leaving the Captain contemplating it to himself

Captain: God! These kid's are going to be the death of me, and even if they fail, their guardian's will finish me off!

In the ship's dining area

Everyone is sitting around a table, (think in episode 8) except Shinji. Kaji is trying unsuccessfully to 'footsy' Misato. The others are eyeing Kaji suspiciously.

Toji: Hey, did anyone see where Shinji went?

As if on queue, Shinji walks in, in his plugsuit and carrying a slightly dented cardboard box. His hair is wet.

Kensuku: What the hell happened to you?

Shinji: Ah, well, I...I kinda fell in.

Asuka: Baka! You are such a klutz!

Shinji: Sorry

Misato: So what's in the box?

Shinji: This is why I fell in, I think you'll find it was worth it though

He places the box on the table and steps back to observe, they all peer in. For a few seconds they just stare.

Toji: What is it with you and doughnuts?

A small double bleep is heard and the entire box explodes, all around the table are covered in jam, and other doughnut fillings.

Shinji: NOOOOOO! My doughnuts!

Everyone is looking at him with evil intent, but none as much as Asuka

Asuka: Third Child! YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!!

She jumps up and begins chasing him. Shinji, sensing immediate danger, just ran

Up in an Astral Plane

Darebeth: Why exactly did you do that?

Tyrael: I got bored, so sue me

Back on the ship

After two laps of the carrier Shinji, paused to rest behind a gun turret.

Shinji: Ok, how the hell am I still not that worn out (he looks out behind him and sees a yellow sundress about 1km away from him) what! That's not right, I can't run at all, I get tired after 100m let alone running this carrier!

1km away, Asuka is having the same train of thought

Asuka: Sheise! He's still accelerating away, I can hardly see him! Where did he learn to run like that?

Before she could think about it any further sirens started blaring everywhere, Shinji ran back to her.

Shinji: It's an angel, come on! (Starts to take her back to the command centre)

Asuka: (aggravated) Hell no! I have a better idea.

Eventually, after 3 ships are sunk, they make it to Asuka's Evangelion. Asuka goes round the corner to change. After about a minuet, Shinji peers round the corner, wondering what was taking so long, only to be greeted with a slap in the face.

Asuka: Pervert! I was changing!

Shinji: Ah... (Spine collapses) sorry

Asuka: and stop with the 'sorry', we've got an angel to kill.

They both get in the Eva, Shinji thinking that he was rather glad he'd decided to bring his plugsuit with him after all.

Shinji: What's with the paintjob?

Asuka: I chose it, it there a problem?

Shinji: No, not really

Asuka: well shut up then.

After activating the communications, they are immediately greeted with a frantic Misato

Misato: Where were you!

Asuka: I was waiting for the third, he hurled over the side

Misato: Shinji's in there to

Shinji: Yes I'm here and I did NOT hurl, ok

Asuka: sure looked that way...

Misato: CHILDREN!

Auska&Shinji: Yes?

Misato: Argue on your time, not everyone else's! The fleet has lost half of its ships already.

Asuka: OK Misato. (To Shinji) Get ready for a brilliant show of piloting 3rd child.

To be continued in Chapter 3 part 2:

4th Angel

Ok, that was it.... eh, I avoided the combat scene again (sorry :D)
A request from me (heh...!) Would love some people to pre-read, because no doubt there are things wrong, so If you would, mail me at or add to your MSN

There WILL be eva combat in the next chapter (I hope) so please R&R! (flame if you really want to, but I'll keep writing!)