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Harry Potter and the Meaning of Life

Book Six

Chapter Two

Harry woke up feeling like he had been thrown on the floor. He probably had been. He sat up. Blood rushed around inside his head, making him dizzy. After the dizziness passed, he stood up. Hedwig screeched in her cage. Harry's stomach growled. He remembered passing out before dinner. He made a mental note not to pass out before eating.

He walked towards the door and reached for the knob. He turned the handle. It was locked. He got down onto the floor and poked his head through the cat flap. The passage outside was dark and empty.

He pulled his head back through the cat flap and looked over his shoulder to where Hedwig was.

"It looks like we're going hungry tonight," he told her. In the dark he thought he saw Hedwig scowl.

It must have been the hunger making him see things.

He stood up, walked across his room and sat on his bed.

An owl flew though his window.

Good thing he hadn't closed it.

The owl dropped a thick parchment envelope on the bed next to him and flew away.

Harry opened the letter. It contained his Hogwarts book list etc.

Memories of Sirius came flooding back. He tried to get Sirius out of his mind but he couldn't. Pain swelled inside him. Uncontrollable tears can streaming out of his eyes, rushing down his face in torrents.

He cried himself to sleep.

As writer of this story I am very pissed off because I didn't get to use 'hot, wild, unprotected, jungle-sex' in this chapter.