Hi! Right now it is 10:00 Sunday, February seventh, 2004. Just to give you
an idea of how long it takes to upload and how late I write for you lovable
readers ;) I am feeling much less dramatic and more fun and jolly, so I
have decided to add a bit of comic relief to make it more authentic. But I
do not own the teen titans. Because if I did, it would convince people to
join my legion of crazed devil warriors! Ahem, uh, I don't own the titans.
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"RRRIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGGG" screamed the stupid, retarded alarm.
"Morning y'all." Cyborg said. He was up really early.
"What have you been doing all morning?" I asked. "I'm surprised you're up earlier than me. It's five o clock."
"Umm, hello? Video games? I got the new wrestling game limited edition with over 1,000 characters, 60,000 finishing moves, and more than a million costumes, and---"
"I get the point. It's an alternate reality. I suppose you have to remember the number for an ambulance in the game?"
"You're funny. Funny lookin!"
"Ha, yea. I didn't really mean that. I know you play the game for the depth, the strategy, but mostly because of the raw, manly, figures, the way the spandex catches every curve of the man's body, the---" he had grabbed me by the neck and was as red as a beet.
"I'm gonna hurt you. Again, and again, and again."
I smiled. "Fine. But I get to hurt you if I can beat you in that game."
He started laughing.
"YOU?????? BEAT ME??????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
-_- "Yes. I'll give you twenty bucks if I beat you, and vice versa."
"Fine! Another twenty for me."
"Fine."
"Fine."
"Fine."
"Fine."
"FINE JUST SHUT UP!!!" screamed Beast Boy from down the hall.
"Eh, ok."
We headed downstairs after getting twenty dollars from our rooms. We started playing. The wrestler I chose was a longhaired, green haired guy with black pants. He was the only wrestler with pants.
"Like I said. Spandex."
"Shut up."
And of course, Cyborg chooses the guy that eats nothing but steroids and spends time at the gym 25/8. With as little clothing as possible. It hurt to look.
After a couple minutes of play, it was obvious this was pointless. I kept blocking, he kept punching, He kept blocking, I kept kicking, and nobody really got anywhere. Even the soundtrack started to get on my nerves. WHO LISTENS TO WAR IN A WRESTLING MATCH???
WAR! HUH!
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing!
WAR! HUH!
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing!
Oh, yes. Definitely music to fight to.
After an hour of pointless game play, we had only finished one round. Won by me.
"What are you guys doing?" Robin said. "And how long have you been here?"
"Winning twenty bucks and an hour." I said.
"Hey, It's storming outside, maybe you guys should give it a rest. There have already been some power outages."
"Oh, don't worry. There's not going to be a---"
Suddenly, there was a huge blackout.
"Maybe we all just went blind at the same time." I said.
"The stove won't even start." Robin said.
"My friends, the bulb of light in my ceiling has turned dark? Has it died? Shall we bury it?"
"Robin, maybe you should try teaching her a little more about technology." Cyborg said.
"There's just been a blackout. Don't worry Starfire, just use your star bolts to light this candle." Robin held up a candle.
'Don't worry birdie, I've got it covered. Three skeletal mages came out of the ground, two with fire hands, another with electricity."
"Tomb, did you just solve the worlds energy problem with a wave of your wand?"
"Umm...maybe."
"Aw, little Tomby cares for the environment!" Beast Boy said, from the top of the stairs. By the way, I have gotten better at flying and now float down the stairs.
"You know, tofu boy, you're looking pretty flammable right now." I said, holding up a candle.
"Be quiet, all of you." Raven said, from the other side of the room.
"Hey! How'd you get over there?" Cyborg asked.
"It's dark nimrod."
-_-
"Raven, you still have to go to that meeting today."
"I changed my mind."
"Great. Peek a boo." I said, appearing right behind her. She screamed.
"It's dark." I said with a smile.
"Perhaps we shall eat a feast of which is called, I think, the breaking of the fast?"
"Breakfast, Starfire." Robin said.
"We can't make that without the stove!" Beast Boy yelled.
"Then we can make sushi," I said looking at him.
"ACK! Ok, how about we use the fire?"
"Fine. Just make something!" Cyborg said. "But not tofu!"
I walked up to Raven.
"Some role model you are," I said telepathically.
"I'll just say we got flooded."
"Ok. It's kinda humid in here. But it is raining and it is summer."
"Yea," she said taking her hood down.
"Are you ever going to go?"
"Probably not."
I smirked.
"You are so evil."
"I know." She looked at me. She didn't smile, but I could see it in her eyes.
"I just remembered, I never got a chance to thank you for saving my life six months ago."
"You're welcome."
"Do we shake or kiss or high five or what?"
She just looked at me. I leaned forward, but then wrapped my arms around her.
"At least I can show my emotions."
"I can too. You can see them can't you?"
"Yes... Umm, how about we go help make breakfast?"
"Fine."
When we got there, Beast Boy was twitching.
"What's with him?"
"Tomb's friend here shook hands with him."
I just smiled.
"He looks like a chipmunk." I said, as Beast Boy spazzed.
"I shall help our endlessly moving friend to his feet" Starfire said.
"BBBBZZZZZZ"
Starfire's hair stood up straight. My skeletal mage just shrugged.
"I didn't know you could do that." I said to him. He gave me the thumbs up.
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Whoa, long chapter! Please tell me you thought that was funny. Please R+R! I bet you none of you thought Raven would cancel the arrangement. Right now it's 11:10. That's how much time I'm willing to waste for you guys. ;)
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"RRRIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGGG" screamed the stupid, retarded alarm.
"Morning y'all." Cyborg said. He was up really early.
"What have you been doing all morning?" I asked. "I'm surprised you're up earlier than me. It's five o clock."
"Umm, hello? Video games? I got the new wrestling game limited edition with over 1,000 characters, 60,000 finishing moves, and more than a million costumes, and---"
"I get the point. It's an alternate reality. I suppose you have to remember the number for an ambulance in the game?"
"You're funny. Funny lookin!"
"Ha, yea. I didn't really mean that. I know you play the game for the depth, the strategy, but mostly because of the raw, manly, figures, the way the spandex catches every curve of the man's body, the---" he had grabbed me by the neck and was as red as a beet.
"I'm gonna hurt you. Again, and again, and again."
I smiled. "Fine. But I get to hurt you if I can beat you in that game."
He started laughing.
"YOU?????? BEAT ME??????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
-_- "Yes. I'll give you twenty bucks if I beat you, and vice versa."
"Fine! Another twenty for me."
"Fine."
"Fine."
"Fine."
"Fine."
"FINE JUST SHUT UP!!!" screamed Beast Boy from down the hall.
"Eh, ok."
We headed downstairs after getting twenty dollars from our rooms. We started playing. The wrestler I chose was a longhaired, green haired guy with black pants. He was the only wrestler with pants.
"Like I said. Spandex."
"Shut up."
And of course, Cyborg chooses the guy that eats nothing but steroids and spends time at the gym 25/8. With as little clothing as possible. It hurt to look.
After a couple minutes of play, it was obvious this was pointless. I kept blocking, he kept punching, He kept blocking, I kept kicking, and nobody really got anywhere. Even the soundtrack started to get on my nerves. WHO LISTENS TO WAR IN A WRESTLING MATCH???
WAR! HUH!
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing!
WAR! HUH!
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing!
Oh, yes. Definitely music to fight to.
After an hour of pointless game play, we had only finished one round. Won by me.
"What are you guys doing?" Robin said. "And how long have you been here?"
"Winning twenty bucks and an hour." I said.
"Hey, It's storming outside, maybe you guys should give it a rest. There have already been some power outages."
"Oh, don't worry. There's not going to be a---"
Suddenly, there was a huge blackout.
"Maybe we all just went blind at the same time." I said.
"The stove won't even start." Robin said.
"My friends, the bulb of light in my ceiling has turned dark? Has it died? Shall we bury it?"
"Robin, maybe you should try teaching her a little more about technology." Cyborg said.
"There's just been a blackout. Don't worry Starfire, just use your star bolts to light this candle." Robin held up a candle.
'Don't worry birdie, I've got it covered. Three skeletal mages came out of the ground, two with fire hands, another with electricity."
"Tomb, did you just solve the worlds energy problem with a wave of your wand?"
"Umm...maybe."
"Aw, little Tomby cares for the environment!" Beast Boy said, from the top of the stairs. By the way, I have gotten better at flying and now float down the stairs.
"You know, tofu boy, you're looking pretty flammable right now." I said, holding up a candle.
"Be quiet, all of you." Raven said, from the other side of the room.
"Hey! How'd you get over there?" Cyborg asked.
"It's dark nimrod."
-_-
"Raven, you still have to go to that meeting today."
"I changed my mind."
"Great. Peek a boo." I said, appearing right behind her. She screamed.
"It's dark." I said with a smile.
"Perhaps we shall eat a feast of which is called, I think, the breaking of the fast?"
"Breakfast, Starfire." Robin said.
"We can't make that without the stove!" Beast Boy yelled.
"Then we can make sushi," I said looking at him.
"ACK! Ok, how about we use the fire?"
"Fine. Just make something!" Cyborg said. "But not tofu!"
I walked up to Raven.
"Some role model you are," I said telepathically.
"I'll just say we got flooded."
"Ok. It's kinda humid in here. But it is raining and it is summer."
"Yea," she said taking her hood down.
"Are you ever going to go?"
"Probably not."
I smirked.
"You are so evil."
"I know." She looked at me. She didn't smile, but I could see it in her eyes.
"I just remembered, I never got a chance to thank you for saving my life six months ago."
"You're welcome."
"Do we shake or kiss or high five or what?"
She just looked at me. I leaned forward, but then wrapped my arms around her.
"At least I can show my emotions."
"I can too. You can see them can't you?"
"Yes... Umm, how about we go help make breakfast?"
"Fine."
When we got there, Beast Boy was twitching.
"What's with him?"
"Tomb's friend here shook hands with him."
I just smiled.
"He looks like a chipmunk." I said, as Beast Boy spazzed.
"I shall help our endlessly moving friend to his feet" Starfire said.
"BBBBZZZZZZ"
Starfire's hair stood up straight. My skeletal mage just shrugged.
"I didn't know you could do that." I said to him. He gave me the thumbs up.
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Whoa, long chapter! Please tell me you thought that was funny. Please R+R! I bet you none of you thought Raven would cancel the arrangement. Right now it's 11:10. That's how much time I'm willing to waste for you guys. ;)