This is a really stupid parody, and I know that I'm not really, funny, but when I heard my friend singing this, I just saw this weird little story dance before my eyes.
Disclaimer: Harry and co. belong to JK Rowling, and I found the song on Mugglenet, and Hakuna Matata belongs to whoever wrote that cool story with the lions.
The so-called "Last Battle" had finally come. Voldemort and his Death Eaters approached Hogwarts stealthily. Well, just about as stealthy as possible is the middle of a giant field filled with summer day's flowers. Just as we all expected to happen, He – Who – Must – Not – Be – Named got about half – way through the field before Dumbledore and his followers appeared. Everyone drew his or her wands, preparing for battle of the century. There was only one little problem.
Voldemort, knowing that there was no way that he could possibly lose, had gone partying with the Death Eaters the night before. Needless to say, he was still a bit, err... inebriated. Even worse, Dumbledore and the Order had gone and done the exact same thing. Suddenly, Voldy pointed his wand randomly and began to sing.
"Avada Kadavra..." he started. His spell hit Lupin is the chest, killing him instantly. Remus fell right in front of Harry.
"What a horrible phrase!" Harry cried, staring sadly at the once-living marauder.
"Avada Kadavra," Tommy sang again, hitting Tonks. Hermione screamed as Bellatrix Lestrange, who had decided to join in with the singing, killed her.
"You'll see a big green blaze!" she cackled, but was silenced permanently by Harry, who had recently been unhinged by his best friend's death.
"And before you realize that it's the end of your days..." Lucius Malfoy and Peter Pettigrew sang before being hit and falling to the ground.
"IT'S VOLDY'S MORAL-FREE... MALIGNATY!" Dumbledore bellowed. He then dropped his wand, jazz – hands flailing.
"AVADA KEDAVRA!" Voldemort screeched, pointing his wand at Albus. At that point, Ron and Harry got into it. They jumped into the fray and began to sing.
"Before Harry was at Hogwarts..."
"Before I was at Hogwarts!" Harry sang, sounding horribly like the fat lady in the third movie.
"His parents were nice, young Lily and James, a great witch and wizard with a well – known name..."
"Then Voldemort came, through our door he burst, and he killed them, with that one atrocious curse. And oh, the PAIN – "
"Yes, he was in pain – "
"Thought of changing my name!"
"Oh, what's in a name?"
"Until I went to Hogwarts..."
"Where did you go?"
"It's located in – "Ron abruptly covered Harry's mouth with his hand. They both turned and looked at the people through the computer screens.
"Shhh, Harry! Not in front of the muggles!"
"Oh, sorry." Worried about the Boy – Who – Lived's well – being, Moody then pushed them out of the way.
"Avada Kedavra!" Voldy sang again, killing Alastor, but not before three more Death Eaters went down with him.
"What a horrible phrase!" Three more Death Eaters died.
"AVADA KEDAVRA!!!" Seven Order members fell to the ground.
"You'll see a big green blaze!" Five of Voldemort's followers were killed.
"And before you realize that it's the end of your days..." The few people still living sang as they jumped into random poses. Harry killed all of the Death Eaters, and Voldy murdered everyone in the Order. It was only Potter and Riddle now.
"It's Voldy's moral – free..." Harry began.
"MALIGNANTY!!!" Dumbledore's corpse broke in, scarily enough, and flailed his jazz hands again, before being killed, this time by a very freaked – out Harry.
"AVADA KEDAVRA!" Voldemort screeched, pointing his wand at Harry. When the light cleared, Voldemort and Harry were lying on the ground, dead, for after Voldemort's curse killed Harry, it had rebounded, killing everyone once and for all.
Then the earth blew up.