A Very Weird Adventure by Gem and Lilly

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This is basically a roleplay we had a while ago on Yahoo messenger. This is a PWP (Plot, What Plot?) so most of it will be weird. We hope you like it! Don't forget to review!

Part 1, A Typical Day:

Inuyasha: *runs to corner* MAWHAHAHAHA!!!!

Sango: *hits Inuyasha with boomerang*

Sango: bad dog

Inuyasha: *whines*

Sango: *pets Inuyasha*

Inuyasha *pants with a smile*

Sango: go get Kagome! She's over there, no, not there, there!

Inuyasha: *goes to get Kagome scowling*

Inuyasha: pathetic humans

Inuyasha: come on wench

Sango: Inuyasha, have you seen Miroku?

Kagome: Don't call me that!

*Miroku comes up behind Sango * pat pat *

Inuyasha: Why not? *Scowling*

Sango: *hits Miroku with boomerang* hentai!

Kagome: I hate that word!

*Miroku sees stars* oooo shiny

Inuyasha: to bad!

Sango: If you touch me again you will be seeing stars for a week

Kagome: I'm going home! *tries to goes home*

*Miroku grins stupidly*

Inuyasha: NO YOUR NOT!! *grabs Kagome's arm*

Kagome: Watch me!

Inuyasha: *grips her arm* YOUR NOT GOING WENCH!

Kagome: SIT, BOY!

Inuyasha: *THRUMP*

Kagome: *runs away*

Inuyasha: *shakes head jumps up and runs after her*

Meanwhile, where Miroku and Sango are...

Sango: Miroku?

Miroku: pretty little stars...

Sango: Miroku!!!!

Sango: Hello?

Miroku: pretty little stars...twinkly stars

Sango: Are you listening to me?

Miroku: ...

Sango: grr *hits Miroku with boomerang* listen to me!

Sango: Fine!

Miroku: San...

Sango: I'm going to the hot springs!!

Sango: You better not peak!

Miroku: ...go?

Sango: *walking towards hot springs* Stupid Miroku

Miroku: *sigh* Beautiful Sango

Sango: *is at hot springs*

Sango: *in hot springs*

Miroku: *starts walking towards hot springs hiding behind bushes*

Sango: I wonder...

Sango: *gets out of springs*

Inuyasha: pleeeease stay Kagome

Miroku: *runs away*

Kagome: Don't call me a wench and I will

Sango: Where are my clothes? Miroku!

Inuyasha: FINE!

Kagome: Good!

Miroku: *walks out from behind her* yes Sango?

Sango: Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Sango: *Runs into springs*

Sango: you hentai!

Inuyasha: get on I don't think we should leave them alone to long

Sango: Did you steal my clothes?

Kagome: Okay *gets on Inuyasha's back*

Miroku: What?

Sango: My clothes are gone!

Miroku: not that I know of but...

Sango: What?

Miroku *thinks about remembering that*

Miroku: I don't know

Sango: Find my clothes! *there was a snapping noise close by*

Miroku: huh?

Kagome: Sango?

Kagome: Miroku?

Inuyasha: what are you two doing?

Kagome: You two, leave! *points to Inuyasha and Miroku* Miroku: *looks at Sango*

Miroku: *sighs*

Sango: Yeah! Leave!

Inuyasha: Come on monk

*Miroku is being dragged away*

Kagome: I found your clothes

Sango: Thanks

*Sango gets dressed. The girls go look for Inuyasha and Miroku*

*Inuyasha jumps out of tree*

Inuyasha: What took you so long!

Kagome and Sango: Ahhh!!!

Kagome: You scared me!

Inuyasha: Feh.

Sango: I couldn't find my clothes

Inuyasha: *walks away mumbling about "pathetic humans"*

End First Part

A/N: This is Lilly! Ok Who thinks this is weird? Lol ^_^ Please review!