So, the Nintastic crew got on a plane to Russia, some in economy, some in the luggage hold. Oh, and one in first class. No prizes for guessing who's where.
Proxy: Crap, its cold down here....I wonder if anyone has a jumper in their luggage....
Meanwhile, in the First Class part of the cabin Stewardess: Would you like more champagne, Mr. G?
Ali G: Yes please.
In the Economy class part Boz: Where's Proxy?
Neo: Meh, I dunno, I last saw him on the conveyer belt at check in....
Zel: And where's Ali?
Neo: The rich bugger's in First Class.....does evil eyes
Waitress: um... excuse me... Mr Ali G?
Ali G: Yes??
Waitress: You have mail hands Ali G a letter
Ali G: oh, k, thank you, must be sum1 important... How did it get on the plane....?
Letter (doesn't talk): Dear Mr. G
Your letter of knightly hood has been denied as the title 'Sir spam-a-lot has been taken by another individual, quite recently actually. But as a consolation, I knight you sir-most-productive-post-ness. Have a nice day The Queen
Ali G: DAMMIT... bet it was Proxy.....
meanwhile in 3rd Class
Waitress: Excuse me.... Mr. Blue??
Proxy: yeah?
Waitress: You have a letter…
Proxy: oh thanks....
In the pilot's cabin...
Dx is laughing, sitting back when the real pilot walks in
'Oi! What are you doing?'
'Er....look something shiny!'
'OOOH! Where?'
Dx takes the opportunity to rush back to his first class seat until..
'Oi you're in my seat!'
'Er....look over there! Something shiny!'
'OOOH! Where?'
Dx takes the opportunity to rush back to his economy class seat
'Did you have any luck?' Neo asked
'No'
'Ladies and Gentlemen, one of our engines has been hit by a missile. Please form the brace position'
Dx yelled, jumped out of his seat and ran up and down the isles screaming 'We're going to die!' When he got to the baggage part he saw proxy.
'Hey prox, what are you doing down here?'
'Bloody Ali G'
'Oh...ok. Er...anyway, we're gonna crash'
'Really? crap! How will I survive?'
'Er.......gotta go!' and Dx ran off
2 minutes later, the plane crashed into the ground. The whole plane was destroyed. Everyone was badly injured from the crash and baggage was everywhere. Suddenly, a bag that had been flung into 1st class burst open.
'I'm ok!' Proxy yelled.
Proxy: Crap, its cold down here....I wonder if anyone has a jumper in their luggage....
Meanwhile, in the First Class part of the cabin Stewardess: Would you like more champagne, Mr. G?
Ali G: Yes please.
In the Economy class part Boz: Where's Proxy?
Neo: Meh, I dunno, I last saw him on the conveyer belt at check in....
Zel: And where's Ali?
Neo: The rich bugger's in First Class.....does evil eyes
Waitress: um... excuse me... Mr Ali G?
Ali G: Yes??
Waitress: You have mail hands Ali G a letter
Ali G: oh, k, thank you, must be sum1 important... How did it get on the plane....?
Letter (doesn't talk): Dear Mr. G
Your letter of knightly hood has been denied as the title 'Sir spam-a-lot has been taken by another individual, quite recently actually. But as a consolation, I knight you sir-most-productive-post-ness. Have a nice day The Queen
Ali G: DAMMIT... bet it was Proxy.....
meanwhile in 3rd Class
Waitress: Excuse me.... Mr. Blue??
Proxy: yeah?
Waitress: You have a letter…
Proxy: oh thanks....
In the pilot's cabin...
Dx is laughing, sitting back when the real pilot walks in
'Oi! What are you doing?'
'Er....look something shiny!'
'OOOH! Where?'
Dx takes the opportunity to rush back to his first class seat until..
'Oi you're in my seat!'
'Er....look over there! Something shiny!'
'OOOH! Where?'
Dx takes the opportunity to rush back to his economy class seat
'Did you have any luck?' Neo asked
'No'
'Ladies and Gentlemen, one of our engines has been hit by a missile. Please form the brace position'
Dx yelled, jumped out of his seat and ran up and down the isles screaming 'We're going to die!' When he got to the baggage part he saw proxy.
'Hey prox, what are you doing down here?'
'Bloody Ali G'
'Oh...ok. Er...anyway, we're gonna crash'
'Really? crap! How will I survive?'
'Er.......gotta go!' and Dx ran off
2 minutes later, the plane crashed into the ground. The whole plane was destroyed. Everyone was badly injured from the crash and baggage was everywhere. Suddenly, a bag that had been flung into 1st class burst open.
'I'm ok!' Proxy yelled.