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Sirius: Hello.
Mrs. Sniffy: Sirius? What are you doing here?
Sirius: Actually nothing…
Mrs. Sniffy: And you think that I will believe in this?
Sirius: Well no…
Mrs. Sniffy: Come on tell me what you want. I have other things to do.
Sirius: Well I was wondering when you put me in this story…
Mrs. Sniffy: And you too? Your godson and younger brother spent last week pestering me about this.
Sirius: And?
Mrs. Sniffy: And what?
Sirius: When I will come back?
Mrs. Sniffy: Okay, okay. Will you count with me?
Sirius: Sure.
Mrs. Sniffy: Chapter eight – Regulus will tell something interesting.
Sirius: Since he is in this story he is telling ONLY interesting things.
Mrs. Sniffy: Stop disturbing me. Chapter nine – Privet Drive and rescue.
Sirius: From what?
Mrs. Sniffy: U will see. Chapter ten – Grimmauld Place.
Sirius: And me?
Mrs. Sniffy: Not yet. You will come back in chapter eleven or chapter twelve. But since you are here, could you help me response me reviewers.
Sirius: Sure. Amber-986 first.
Mrs. Sniffy: Thank you. This is chapter eight. Hope it is interesting. More chapters soon.
Sirius: Yeah? Natural Anthem now.
Mrs. Sniffy: Want spent your time on dog-lead Siri? Thank you but I have beta-reader. But I think that she is on holidays now or something because THIS CHAPTERS are NOT BETA READ YET. I will post this once again after she send me this back.
Sirius: No I don't want to. Black-in-low now.
Mrs. Sniffy: Yep. He is back.
Sirius: ::: cough :::
Mrs. Sniffy: Well not yet but soon. Very soon.
Sirius: Tenshi no Hikaru now.
Mrs. Sniffy: Twist? Where?
Sirius: A.J. of Gryffindor.
Mrs. Sniffy: Thank you.
Sirius: chris
Mrs. Sniffy: Thanks. Of course I will.
Sirius: Squall
Mrs. Sniffy: I will find a way to put this two together.
Sirius: Laura Lovegood
Mrs. Sniffy: Thank you. Sure I will.
Sirius: Laura Granger
Mrs. Sniffy: Something unexpected.
Sirius: Mirrorimage of Hermione
Mrs. Sniffy: Well it should be weird. And I want to put Grangers in the story now because something is going to happen – soon.
Sirius: ::: gulp ::: SarahE. Horton
Mrs. Sniffy: Thanks. I will write more baby stories with Harry and Hermione but perhaps as another story.
Sirius: Krylancelo
Mrs. Sniffy: Thank you. I like this too. In some way they are related.
Sirius: Too lazy to sign in
Mrs. Sniffy: Yeah I like this too. But I read most fics with Regulus where he is bad guy and I was wondering what would happened if he was a good guy. So here we are.
Sirius: Klerenallan Serpiente de Plata
Mrs. Sniffy: Thank you. Here is next chapter.
Sirius: Sirius' son
Mrs. Sniffy: Sirius it is something you are not telling me?
Sirius: NO!
Mrs. Sniffy: Just kidding Siri. Thanks. Harry and Hermione for sure. I have forms for them since ages. I have problem with Ron now. I think that Regulus will be helpful in this. HINT – I hide Regulus' secret ability in 'One More Song' songfic. If you want to know what it is – read OMS.
Sirius: Done?
Mrs. Sniffy: Done.
Sirius: Well I have something to do now so I will come back later.
Mrs. Sniffy: Bye Siri. See you soon.
Sirius: And tell Regulus that I will skin him off anyway for this from chapter seven.
Mrs. Sniffy: Okay. Bye. Read, enjoy and review.
Brother, brother, brother
No matter who's right or who is wrong
I just want you to know my love's still strong
I wrote you a prayer with your song
Chapter eight: Room with vision.
"Order of the Phoenix?" asked Mrs. Granger.
"Yes. Harry is under their care this summer" said Regulus.
"But Regulus decided to borrow him for one day" added Hermione smiling.
Regulus smiled back "I want to make him happy for once. His relatives don't belong to nice people"
"Poor boy" said Mrs. Granger.
"Thank you Regulus. This is all I want, pity" said Harry.
"It's not what I mean my dear boy" said Mrs. Granger.
"Regulus did Harry had a good medical care?" asked Mr. Granger.
"In the Dursleys I don't think so, in Hogwart sure he has"
"I think I will check if I'm not under the table" said very embarrassed Harry and hide himself under the table.
"I think I will check how he is doing there" said Hermione and dived under table too.
"Harry, you silly, come on. Mum and Dad are concerning about you" said Hermione when she sat beside Harry on the floor.
"I know but it is kinda embarrassing" replied Harry.
"Oh, come on, they really like you. My mother always told me that when I was infant I had friend called Harry and he was godson of their best friends but I didn't know it was you. And you are the only one Harry I ever know" she said.
"How was under the table?" asked Mr. Granger when Harry and Hermione came back to their sits.
"Dark and tight" replied both.
Adults snickered.
"You know Harry, we can put up for this night in Granger's house. After Dung, next is Hestia Jones and Dedalus Diggle. After his duty the Order has a rather large meeting in Figg's house. They planed up something, this one I'm sure. In the worst case we must be in Little Whinging short before 5 pm" said Regulus.
"So it's settled, we drop you to Little Whinging around 4 pm" said Mr. Granger.
"Here Regulus this is the copies of Daily Prophet from June and July" said Hermione when they found themselves in Grangers house.
"Thank you Hermione. Can I give it back in the morning?"
"You don't have to" said Hermione.
"How many times I heard this from Harry today" said Regulus.
Hermione raised eyebrows.
"Every time I bought him something, until I threaten him with silencing charm" said Regulus.
"Thank you Kitty" said Harry.
"Kitty?" Hermione asked.
"Regulus show her" said Harry.
"My pleasure" said Regulus before changing into big, black, shabby cat then jumping on Hermione's knees and drowning in utter bliss when Hermione started scratching him behind his ears.
Crookshanks which were laying on the armchair throw Hermione very hurt look then jumped on Harry's knees and started purring when Harry scratching him behind his ears.
"Purr war?" asked Harry looking at Crookshanks.
Crookshanks purred louder.
"Regulus?" Hermione asked still scratching him behind his ears.
"I'm pacifist" said Regulus.
"Ouch" Hermione groaned.
"Oops. Sorry Hermione" said Regulus jumping from Hermione's knees.
"Pacifist?" she asked.
"Well for most of the time, yes I'm" said Regulus.
Harry snickered and pointed at the pillow. Hermione get the message and grabbed on of the pillows from the couch when Harry grabbed another.
"Pillow war" they both exclaimed and started hitting Regulus.
"This is unfair. Two against one" he exclaimed.
"Well, you are older than two of us together" said Harry still hitting Regulus with his pillow.
"I think it is enough" said Regulus grabbing both teenagers for their arms that that they landed on either sides of him and started tickling them mercilessly.
"Regulus. Please. Stop" Hermione were howling with laugh.
"No" he said still tickling them.
This moment Mrs. Granger choose to came from surgery where she and her husband were treating a patient with emergency case. She smiled when she saw them.
"Regulus, stop" Harry were howling.
"No. No one mess with Black without right punishment" said Regulus till tickling them.
"Oh, Mrs. Granger could you told him to stop tickling us" Harry managed to say.
She smile and said "I don't know. I didn't heard that someone laugh so hard since Sirius put you two under tickling charm on Hermione's first birthdays"
This encouraged Regulus to tickling them harder.
"Thank you Jane" he said.
"I have enough" said Hermione tired from laughing.
"And you?" Regulus asked Harry.
"Enough" Harry managed to say.
Both teenagers put their heads on Regulus' shoulders and Mrs. Granger smiled again.
"We will be back soon. We are ending with him" she said going out from living room.
"You are funny" said Hermione.
"Of course I'm funny. What do you think, that I'm like the rest of my family?" asked Regulus looking at her.
"Well for short time, yes. Tell me one thing. What you think about house elves rights?" Hermione asked.
"Oh. No" Harry groaned.
Harry woke up at 7 am and saw that Regulus in his cat form were snoring loudly on the bed. Harry went to the bathroom and take refreshing shower then he changed into his new clothes which Regulus left for him in the evening on the chair. Then he went to the kitchen where he saw Mr. Granger sitting in the table and reading newspaper and Mrs. Granger making pancakes.
"Good morning" Harry said.
"Good morning Harry. Slept well?" she asked.
"Wonderful" he answered sitting down next to Mr. Granger.
"Good morning Harry. Tea, coffee, orange juice or milk?" asked Mr. Granger.
"Coffee please"
After two minutes Hermione appeared in the kitchen.
"Good morning everybody" she said.
"Good morning Hermione" they replied.
"Slept well?" she asked Harry.
"Wonderful" he answered.
"Where is Regulus?" she asked.
"Last time I saw him he were snoring like Grawp" Harry answered.
They both giggled. After five minutes Regulus entered kitchen.
"Morning everyone" he yawned.
"Morning sleeping beauty" said Hermione.
"Hello Grawp. Slept well?" asked Harry.
"Yep. Until rhino decide to woke me up"
"You don't look good Regulus" said Mr. Granger pouring him coffee.
"I don't get to much sleep this night" Regulus yawned.
"Insomnia or nightmares?" asked Mrs. Granger.
"Daily Prophet. I was up until 4 am"
"Why?" asked Harry.
"Thinking"
"About?" asked Hermione.
"Sirius" Regulus take a sip from his cup.
"Oh" said Harry.
"I told you that I was Unspeakable?"
"Yes" said Hermione.
"The chamber where the veil is situated is called Death Chamber. Before people discovered Dementors and their abilities Ministry of Magic sent people accuse on the worst crimes there. This was one of the most terrible death. When Dementors were discovered by Ministry of Magic in 1753 and in 1785 Ministry decide to let them guard Azkaban prison. The last execution by going trough the veil took place in 1786 April 13. Later were few incidents in Department of Mysteries because someone accidentally fall trough the veil. One in 1804, one in 1813, one in 1854, one in 1867, one in 1890, one in 1907, two in 1918, one in 1935, two in 1939, one in 1945, three in 1955, one in 1961, one in 1972 and the last. 13 June 1980" said Regulus.
"Few? I counted 18, but really I don't see point in this" said Harry.
"The point is that every single time after that incidents in Wizarding World broke out scandal because of Ministry of Magic inadvertence like press use to tell. I was there when it happened last time. Me and few another Unspeakables were called there from home because someone broke into Department of Mysteries and Aurors and Unspeakables suspect that he went to the Death Chamber and fall through the veil. It took four Aurors and eight Unspeakables to take fabric from the veil and accioed this man body. It was Crouch younger brother.
"Accioed?" Hermione gasped.
"I didn't told you that after every execution and the accident Unspeakables and Aurors had to output the body from the veil, did I?"
"I still don't see the point" said very shocked Harry.
"Every time when press found what had happened in DoM 'Ministry inadvertence' was headline in the newspapers. And I don't think that press would forgot about one of the famous Azkaban's prisoners that quickly to don't even mentioned his death" said Regulus.
"But I saw him falling through this" Harry exclaimed.
"You saw him when he was falling but are you sure that his body hit the ground behind this, because I'm not" replied Regulus.
"But how? If he fall behind this he should be dead" started Hermione.
"Only one way to found this" said Regulus and stand up from the chair.
Harry and Grangers stared at him.
Regulus were standing straight, eyes shut, hands along his body the curled into fists, blush came on his cheeks. Then it all ended. Regulus opened his eyes, they were glittering like eyes of the man seized with fever, he was breathing hard like was chased by herd of Hippogriffs.
"HE IS ALIVE" Regulus managed to croak.
Then he passed out.
Mrs. Sniffy: Okay I know I promised no cliffs, but it asked for this.
Regulus: Why Sirius promised to skin me of?
Harry: Cigarettes incident on Grimmauld Place 4 roof. I still don't understand why did you do this.
Mrs. Sniffy: Revenge for our first talk.
Harry: But I give this back.
Mrs. Sniffy: But I told you to don't touch this. By the way. Last talk is still actual.
Regulus: You mean: No reviews = No updates.
Mrs. Sniffy: Yep. Oh and by the way be tolerant with my grammar in this and last chapter. This chapters don't see beta read yet.
Regulus: Good. See you soon. I'm going to hide before Sirius find me first.
Harry: ::: snort ::: Overprotective dogfather. See you soon Sniffy. I will help Regulus. I like him.
Mrs. Sniffy: See you soon guys. To my readers: No reviews means no updates. And I mean it. Bye.