Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for the theme music, the ring announcer, the show, the computer, and myself.
(Rock Music. The W falls into place. The D smashes through a wall. The F hits the D and squeezes the letters all together. Finally, a sword sticks behind the letters. That's the WDF Logo. Fireworks go off in the arena. White flashes go in front of the enterance ramp. The crowd is going crazy)
Sean: Welcome to the WDF! I'm Sean!
Nighttrain: I'm Nighttrain!
Joey: I'm Joey!
Green-Lantern: I'm Green-Lantern!
Gunlord: I'm Gunlord!
BIGDADDY: I'm BIGDADDY!
TAB: And I'm TAB!
Sean: Tonight is day 2 of Green-Lantern's suggestions.
Green-Lantern: Thanks man.
Sean: Also welcome to our new location at !
All: What!
Sean: Yeah. We're all on
Joey: Why?
Sean: Because I couldn't get anymore episodes on
Joey: I'm leaving after this episode.
BIGDADDY: Me too!
Gunlord: Me three!
Green-Lantern: And so am I.
Sean: Ok fine, you guys can leave after this show, but let's get this started.
(In the ring. Bell rings)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a triple threat match. (Crowd cheers) making his way to the ring, from parts unknown. Weighing in at 438lbs. Fat Buu! (Crowd boos) the second competitor, making his way to the ring, also from parts unknown. Weighing in at 188lbs. Super Buu! (Crowd boos again) the final competitor also from parts unknown. Weighing in at 115lbs. Kid Buu!
(Bell rings to start match)
Fat: Buu hungry.
Super: Shut up!
Kid: Yeah, shut up.
Super: Take this! (Shoots energy from his mouth. He decapitates ¼ of the audience)
Man: Help! I'm burning! (Falls to the ground, toasted to a crisp)
Fat: Buu make you chocolate. (Fat Buu shoots a beam, but Kid Buu blocks it and counters it. The beam hits Fat Buu and turns into chocolate.)
Kid: Mmmmm... Yummy! (He eats Fat Buu and belches) excuse me.
Super: You bastard! Take this! (Shoots another energy beam. It connects and knocks Kid Buu to the steel floor.) Time for my dinner.
Kid: Over my dead body. (Grabs Super Buu and tosses him into a steel beam. Now he starts to twist around)
(In the booth)
Nighttrain: Is he doing what I think he's doing?
Joey: Yeah! He's trying to create a tornado inside the arena!
Sean: Bomb Shelter everyone!
Gunlord: I didn't know we had a bomb shelter.
Sean: Just shut up and get in there. (They all run into the bomb shelter)
(Outside the ring)
Kid: (A tornado is finally built. He grabs Super Buu and throws him into the tornado. However, the tornado was turned into a gigantic energy beam that Super Buu made from the shot coming out his mouth. It blows Kid Buu into ashes)
(Bell rings)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match, Super Buu!
(In the booth)
Sean: (Opens the door) hey guys, it's over!
Gunlord: Thank god! For a moment, I thought we were going to be toast.
Sean: Me too!
TAB: Me three!
Green-Lantern: This is a ride I'll probably never forget.
Joey: Me too!
TAB: Me three!
Sean: Do you what you're saying yes to?
TAB: Not really.
Sean: Never mind.
Nighttrain: Let's get to our next match.
(In the ring. Bell Rings)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. (Evil version of 'Transformers' theme. Crowd boos) making his way to the ring. From the planet Cybertron. Weighing in at 1782lbs. He's the leader of the Decepticons, Megatron! (Regular version of 'Transformers' theme song. Crowd cheers) and his opponent also from the planet Cybertron. Weighing in at 1777lbs. He's the leader of the Autobots, Optimus Prime!
(Bell rings to start match)
Megatron: Well, well. If it isn't my good buddy Optimus.
Optimus: Megatron, you'll never win!
Megatron: That's what you think. (Pulls out Mega Cannon and fires it at Optimus. It hits and Optimus is now falling to pieces) you're finished Prime.
Optimus: I'll never surrender to you Megatron.
Megatron: Maybe one more blast will change your mind. (Aims Mega Cannon, but Optimus kicks it the cannon out of Megatron's hands) you bastard!
Optimus: Let's battle the real way. (Grabs Megatron and throws him in the air. PRIME CANNON! (Pulls out his Prime Cannon) FIRE! (He fires it at Megatron and blows him away.)
(Bell rings)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match, Optimus Prime!
(In the booth)
BIGDADDY: That was a great come from behind victory!
Green-Lantern: I love it.
Joey: (Reads matches) Huh?
TAB: What's up?
Joey: I'm up next.
Nighttrain: Against whom?
Joey: Michael Jackson!
Sean: WOW! You get to face the sicko.
Joey: Thanks. I'm outta here. (Leaves booth and heads for the ring)
(In the ring. Bell rings)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a non-title match. ("Bad" song. Crowd boos) making his way from Los Angeles, California. Weighing in a 146lbs. The "King of Pop" Michael Jackson! (Celebrity Deathmatch theme. Crowd cheers) and his opponent, from Indianapolis, Indiana. Weighing in at 136lbs. He's the WDF Non-Anime Champion! Joey aka Thunderchaos!
(Bell rings to start the match)
Joey: I hate you and your stupid songs.
Michael: Well, can I at least touch you?
Joey: No! Get lost!
Michael: I can't.
Joey: Then I'll help you. (Beats up on Michael Jackson with rapid punches and kicks) You want to leave now?
Michael: I'd like to.
Joey: Ok. (Pulls out the MUHPIC and fires it at Michael Jackson. Michael flies through the air burning to ashes out of the arena)
(Bell rings)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match, Joey aka Thunderchaos!
(In the booth)
TAB: That match was pretty dumb.
Sean: My thoughts agree.
BIGDADDY: Well that's it for me. I'm outta here.
Joey: And so am I.
Gunlord: Don't forget about me.
Green-Lantern: And me.
Sean: Ok. Well that's it for tonight. Make sure that you write some suggestions or I'll hunt you down. (Just Kidding) ok? Next time, I'll tell our our rules in the WDF! So for Joey, Nighttrain, Gunlord, Green-Lantern, BIGDADDY, TAB, the Ring Announcer, and crew. I'm Sean saying see ya later from the WDF!