Gollum's SongLament to Mrs Fish

by eponini

Another humourparody. I am unable to write anything else at the moment. I may show you all my brilliant writing skills and do an angst or something. But hey. Tis song's about Sméagol's failed marriage with a fish.

Gollum's Song

Author's Note: Thank yous to Jeff for the storyline-Gollum married a fish but the sex was bad so he went out and slept with Frodo then left Fish for him.

Of course.

I have a warped, warped mind.

Where once was Fish

Now Frodo fills
Where once was Fish-Love

Fish-Love is no more
Don't say goodbye
Don't say I didn't try

He gave me more,
You were so lame.
You lied about experience,

In bed- the shame!
And I did weep, to find you did suck

You were crap
Not satisfying to fuck.

So in the end
I'll be what I will be
A sex mad freak-

Frodo was there for me

Now we say goodbye
I say you never tried

These screams you gulp
Have come too late
Take back your fins,
I'll turn you into paté.

And I did weep, to find you did suck

You were crap
Not satisfying to fuck.

You were crap
Not satisfying to fuck.