PREVIOUSLY ON THE DIGIFANZ WEAKEST LINK-
Mew2 seemed to think it was funny going round posting reviews/adverts hybrids in people's stories. Then, Mew2 used the deadly curse, Imperio (sorry about the 'v') on the Digidestined to make them get all the questions wrong, but they broke away from the spell and SOMEBODY contacted a man in a naff cloak and all his Dementors to kill Mew2, and we left him cowering behind his own stand AND it turned out that Davis and TK were gay together!!! Take a deep breath now after all that unpunctuated writing for the 2nd part of this EXTREMELY cheap three parter!!!
AND NOW ON THE DIGIFANZ WEAKEST LINK...
Mew2:AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(TK starts to laugh manically)
Davis: TK, how could you do this???
TK:BECAUSE, my dear BOYfriend (wipes off foam from mouth to make room for more), they could have MADE a series THREE on what happenED between SEriES oNE AnD TwO to ME!!!!
Davis:Yeah, but still, he's only human!!!
TK:(voice goes high pitched and giggly) But he's not....(drools)
(everyone whips around)
Man in naff cloak:WHAT???
TK:(pupils grow to massive size)Mew2 is actually, a bani
(There is a massive explosion and everyone flies to the ground, except the Dementors who are advancing ever faster towards Mew2)
Mew2:OH MY GOD!!!
(in the hole stand Izzy, Tai, Sora, Mimi, Kari, Matt and Joe)
Mew2:NOOOO!!!! Haven't I gone through enough????????????????
(There is another explosion, and everyone flies through the air. Sora lands on TK)
Sora:Hiya sweetlips...
TK:Sorry. Gay now.
Sora:Curses.
(Someone shouts Pikaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccchuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!)
Mew2:What the (sound of pokeball being released) do you think you're ('Bulbasaur') doing you ('Chik') ('psyyyy')???? Get the ('oooonnn') out of my ('Hya') studio you ('priiii') freaks!!!
(Everyone looks horrified)
Mew2:What???
(the smoke clears and Ash, Misty, Brock, Richie, Professor Oak, Mew and Mewtwo are revealed)
Mew2:Cheapscape.
Mewtwo:Ripoff.
Ash:Tai, so we meet again!!!! (see my forthcoming fic- 'Crash')
Tai:This time, the circumstances are slightly different..
Ash:Well, I'm gonna make SURE I NEVER see those goggles EVER again!!!
Tai:BRING IT ON HAIR-BOY!!
Tai:Agumon, digivolve!!!
Ash:How lamey ripoffy can you GET Tai????
Mew2:(under his breath)Much, much more...
Tai:What was that???
Mew2:JUST HURRY UP FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!
Cloaked man:It's a good thing those Dementors only walk about a cm a second...
Mew2:But they don't!!!
Dementors:Oh yeah!!
(the Dementors gather up their cloaks and start running)
Mew2:How ("Pikachu Thunder attack") can I get???
Tai:MUCH MUCH MORE!!!
Mew2:THAT'S IT YOU'RE DEAD!!!!
Mewtwo:Ripoff, behind you!!!!(throws a ball of blue energy at the Dementors)
Mew:MEWWWWW!!! (throws a ball of pink energy at the Dementors, but misses and hits Mewtwo instead)
Mewtwo:THAT'S IT YOU PINK FLUFFBALL!!
(everyone starts fighting their opposite numbers, while Mew2 flies up to the ceiling)
Someone:Hayyyyaaa!!!!
(9 people come flying through the roof and kick Mew2 in the head)
Mew2:MAD LOONIES AT 12 O'CLOCK!!!(Mew2 then collapses on the floor)
(Buffy lands on the floor, followed by Anya, Xander, Willow, Dawn, Spike, Tara, Willow and Giles)
Mewtwo:Right. Milking it here.....
(the Dementors approach Mew2 and lower their hoods)
TK:NOOOOO!!! MEW2 CAN'T DIE, OR THE FABRIC OF THE TIME-SPACE CONTINUIM WILL RIP AND THE WORLD WILL BE DESTROYED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Everyone freezes in mid-air)
Anya:What?
TO BE CONTINUED...
Mew2 seemed to think it was funny going round posting reviews/adverts hybrids in people's stories. Then, Mew2 used the deadly curse, Imperio (sorry about the 'v') on the Digidestined to make them get all the questions wrong, but they broke away from the spell and SOMEBODY contacted a man in a naff cloak and all his Dementors to kill Mew2, and we left him cowering behind his own stand AND it turned out that Davis and TK were gay together!!! Take a deep breath now after all that unpunctuated writing for the 2nd part of this EXTREMELY cheap three parter!!!
AND NOW ON THE DIGIFANZ WEAKEST LINK...
Mew2:AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(TK starts to laugh manically)
Davis: TK, how could you do this???
TK:BECAUSE, my dear BOYfriend (wipes off foam from mouth to make room for more), they could have MADE a series THREE on what happenED between SEriES oNE AnD TwO to ME!!!!
Davis:Yeah, but still, he's only human!!!
TK:(voice goes high pitched and giggly) But he's not....(drools)
(everyone whips around)
Man in naff cloak:WHAT???
TK:(pupils grow to massive size)Mew2 is actually, a bani
(There is a massive explosion and everyone flies to the ground, except the Dementors who are advancing ever faster towards Mew2)
Mew2:OH MY GOD!!!
(in the hole stand Izzy, Tai, Sora, Mimi, Kari, Matt and Joe)
Mew2:NOOOO!!!! Haven't I gone through enough????????????????
(There is another explosion, and everyone flies through the air. Sora lands on TK)
Sora:Hiya sweetlips...
TK:Sorry. Gay now.
Sora:Curses.
(Someone shouts Pikaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccchuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!)
Mew2:What the (sound of pokeball being released) do you think you're ('Bulbasaur') doing you ('Chik') ('psyyyy')???? Get the ('oooonnn') out of my ('Hya') studio you ('priiii') freaks!!!
(Everyone looks horrified)
Mew2:What???
(the smoke clears and Ash, Misty, Brock, Richie, Professor Oak, Mew and Mewtwo are revealed)
Mew2:Cheapscape.
Mewtwo:Ripoff.
Ash:Tai, so we meet again!!!! (see my forthcoming fic- 'Crash')
Tai:This time, the circumstances are slightly different..
Ash:Well, I'm gonna make SURE I NEVER see those goggles EVER again!!!
Tai:BRING IT ON HAIR-BOY!!
Tai:Agumon, digivolve!!!
Ash:How lamey ripoffy can you GET Tai????
Mew2:(under his breath)Much, much more...
Tai:What was that???
Mew2:JUST HURRY UP FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!
Cloaked man:It's a good thing those Dementors only walk about a cm a second...
Mew2:But they don't!!!
Dementors:Oh yeah!!
(the Dementors gather up their cloaks and start running)
Mew2:How ("Pikachu Thunder attack") can I get???
Tai:MUCH MUCH MORE!!!
Mew2:THAT'S IT YOU'RE DEAD!!!!
Mewtwo:Ripoff, behind you!!!!(throws a ball of blue energy at the Dementors)
Mew:MEWWWWW!!! (throws a ball of pink energy at the Dementors, but misses and hits Mewtwo instead)
Mewtwo:THAT'S IT YOU PINK FLUFFBALL!!
(everyone starts fighting their opposite numbers, while Mew2 flies up to the ceiling)
Someone:Hayyyyaaa!!!!
(9 people come flying through the roof and kick Mew2 in the head)
Mew2:MAD LOONIES AT 12 O'CLOCK!!!(Mew2 then collapses on the floor)
(Buffy lands on the floor, followed by Anya, Xander, Willow, Dawn, Spike, Tara, Willow and Giles)
Mewtwo:Right. Milking it here.....
(the Dementors approach Mew2 and lower their hoods)
TK:NOOOOO!!! MEW2 CAN'T DIE, OR THE FABRIC OF THE TIME-SPACE CONTINUIM WILL RIP AND THE WORLD WILL BE DESTROYED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Everyone freezes in mid-air)
Anya:What?
TO BE CONTINUED...