A/N: I'm finally back... I haven't written humor for a long while so this might not be as funny as the others, okay? Oh yeah, expect more updates sooner 'coz we have a long weekend a.k.a. our so-called semester break, which is just one day! Plus, Christmas is coming soon meaning Christmas break. And before I forget, here are my replies tot eh reviews.

Ying Fa19- I'm happy that you found it funny... thanks

Lyn2- I don't abandon my fics... it's just that I am very busy so I don't have much time to update... sorry

Dreamlover538- thanks I hope I was able and will still ba able to continue to meet your standards.

Mr.giggles- magupdate ka babae ka!

Rainingstars- thanks for the review!

Hakudoshi-chan- I'll try...

Literary Eagle- Don't worry, Hisoka will live...

Math Freak- Hopefully...

Cloudia- You read my mind perfectly!

Hayashi-Kutsuki- thanks! Btw, I did (read your fic)...and it was soo touching!!!

Koji Nokemono- Don't worry, I'll make sure to include that(the outfit) in my story!!!

EviL Punk Not- No cursing in the reviews! (joke!)

A Visit to the Lingerie Department

By: dreameaterishungry

Hisoka grumbled in irritation as he walked around the mall alongside Watari and Wakaba, wearing Wakaba's pink lacey bra underneath the clothes that she had lent him.

"I can't believe I let Wakaba talk me into wearing this...this 'thing!'" he thought irritatingly, recalling his little spat with Wakaba earlier this morning.

FLASHBACK

"I am not going to wear that!" he cried, backing away from Wakaba who was holding up a pink frilly "thing".

"What's the matter, Hisoka-chan?" Watari heard Wakaba reason, "it's only a bra..."

"Still! This wasn't part of the deal!" Hisoka cried.

"Yeah, but this is part of being a girl!" Wakaba replied, her patience being seemingly tested, "it's either wear this until we get your own or go to the mall underdressed where everyone can see you!"

Hisoka paled. He didn't think of that.

He sighed in defeat. "Fine..." he grumbled.

END FLASHBACK

"When I turn back into a guy," Hisoka thought, "I am so going to make them pay for this!

"Here we are!" Wakaba exclaimed cheerfully, snapping Hisoka out of his thoughts, "the lingerie department!"

Hisoka sighed. "Yeah, they will pay, big time!!!"

"How about this peach one, Hisoka?" Wakaba asked, holding up a peach bra with flower embroideries, not to mention lace.

"I'm hell not going to wear THAT!!!" Hisoka exclaimed, "being turned into a girl is bad enough but THAT?!"

Wakaba sighed then glanced at her wristwatch. It had been almost an hour since they had first arrived in the lingerie department and up until now, Hisoka hadn't made a choice on as to which lingerie he, or rather she would get.

"How about this one bon?" Watari exclaimed, giddy with excitement as he held up a seductive looking black bra lined with lace, with a matching black thong to match. "I'm sure Tsuzuki would love to see you in this one"

Hisoka turned bright crimson. "Hell NO!" she yelled.

"Hisoka, you've got to pick now or else Tatsumi will get mad when he finds out we've skipped work," Wakaba reason, her patience growing thin.

Hisoka nodded weakly in return. Although, Hisoka was now a girl, Watari's potion did not affect or dampen his empathy in any way. And just now, he was able to sense a light wave of exasperation and irritation coming from Wakaba.

She wandered around trying to look for something that she may like but everything was either too lacy or too baring. All she wanted was something simple and conservative. As she walked further, weaving in and out of the rows of lingerie, something caught her eye. It was a simple black bra, no lace or embroidery whatsoever with a matching black panty.

"This one..." Hisoka declared, pointing it out for Wakaba to see.

Wakaba beamed. "Finally..." she replied, "well, what are you waiting for? Go try it on..." She ushered her into a nearby fitting room and waited outside. "If you have any problems, just call me," she added," I'll here waiting outside."

"Okay..." Hisoka replied, his voice filled with uncertainty.

Outside, Wakaba heard a rustle of clothing. But after few minutes or so, she heard Hisoka's voice.

"Umm... Wakaba..." she called, "how do you hook this thing again?"

After that exhausting yet short escapade to the lingerie department, they were all ready to go back to Meifuu. Watari who had suddenly disappeared while Hisoka was changing, came back just as they were about to pay for Hisoka's purchases, a wide grin plastered on his face.

"What's that you got there, Watari?" Wakaba asked, acknowledging the package he was holding.

"Oh, juts a little something for Bon that's all..." he answered, a mischievous glint in his eye.

"What is it, Watari?" Hisoka asked, his curiosity getting the better of him.

Watari handed the package to her. "Open it"

Hisoka carefully opened the package, wondering what its contents may be. At the very next second, Hisoka's features changed from that of a curious to a furious one. "Watari" she gritted, rage boiling inside of him, "you didn't..."

"I couldn't help it Bon..." Watari replied, grinning from ear to ear, "Think of it this way, Tsuzuki will surely drool at the sight of you wearing THAT..."

Hisoka's face flushed at his statement. "Why you..." she growled.

Wakaba stood and watched Hisoka run after Watari like a madman, a smile tugging at her lips. She shook her head. Her co-workers can be so childish at times. But she wondered, what was it that got Hisoka so worked up like that?

She peered into the long forgotten package. Inside was the black lacy bra with the matching thong that Watari had shown to them earlier.

In the distance, Wakaba can hear her friends shouting. "It's just lingerie, Bon," Watari reasoned as he ran for his life, "what's wrong with that?"

"Just lingerie?," Hisoka exclaimed, his blood boiling with anger, "it's more of a playboy outfit, you idiot!"

T.B.C.

A/N: hahaha... I apologize for the long wait and the less humorous chapter... I seem to be losing my touch... but I'll still try and hope to meet your standards and all. Btw, if you haven't noticed, I took out all the chat tags style of author notes in this and previous chapters... I really loved those chat tags but my other fic "Saiyuki Day Care" was removed because of those and I don't want it to happen again with this fic. I'm really sorry!