PREVIOUSLY ON THE DIGIFANZ WEAKEST LINK-
Mew2 seemed to think it was funny going round posting reviews/adverts hybrids in people's stories, and then Mew2 used the deadly curse, Imperio (sorry about the 'v') on the Digidestined to make them get all the questions wrong, but they broke away from the spell and SOMEBODY contacted a man in a naff cloak and all his Dementors to kill Mew2, and we left him cowering behind his own stand, then it turned out to be TK that contacted the Dementors, and he was going to tell us all what Mew2 really is, but then the old digidestined came crashing through the wall, and so did most of Pokemon, including Mewtwo, who was accidentally hit by Mew's pink ball while saving Mew2's life and the Dementors started running at Mew2 and Tai insulted Mew2, who was up on the roof at the time, and then most of the cast from Buffy the Vampire Slayer came through the roof and knocked Mew2 to the floor and Mewtwo discovered that Mew2 was milking it which we already knew anyway, but what the heck, and Mew 2 Strikes Back was listening to the Witch song from Banjo-kazooie so it was probably alot more exciting for him than you and the Dementors approached Mew2 and TK screamed out alot of stuff about the end of the world and Anya was used to give one of the worst cliffhanger endings to a story EVER AND it turned out that Mew2 can't spell AND now it turns out that there will be another two parter after this one about Mew2 being taken back AND that just gave away half the story AND it turned out that Sora used to go out with TK AND how in the world did I put all of that into one sentence with it still making sense AND this is a KILLER if you try to say it out loud with only taking breaths during full stops AND some of that was supposed to be funny :) AND I can't believe I just used an emoticon AND it turned out that Davis and TK were gay together!!! Take a deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppp breath now for the concluding part of the Truth Trilogy!!!
AND NOW ON THE DIGIFANZ WEAKEST LINK...
Mewtwo:What she said.
TK:What I was trying to tell you before Dopey and the other 7 dwarves burst in was-
Mew2:HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!
(All at the same time)
Buffy:Quick, I'll keep it busy while you cast a spell Willow!!
Ash:Pikachu, use your thunderbolt!!
Tai:Quick Izzy!
Mewtwo:I'll make some superclones!
Mew2:WHO CARES HOW YOU DO IT!!!! JUST SAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(Dementors approch Mew2 while the rest of them are arguing)
Mew2:HHHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOMMMMMEEEEEONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(Mew2 flashes red and a massive fireball erupts from him)
Spike:OW!!! That soddin' HURT!!!
(The studio starts to disintegrate)
TK:WHAT I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU ALL IS-
(A light falls on TK)
TK:FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!!!
Buffy:TELL US LATER!!!
TK:NO!!!
Buffy:YOU'LL DO AS I SAY YOU STUPID BRAT!!
TK:Yes Sir.
Mewtwo:Stop arguing!! I'll hold the roof up while you escape!!
Ash & Tai:What???
Ash:Hey you geek!!! That was my line!!!
Tai:Well, you can't read the script, so how would YOU know!!!
Ash:Go Pikachu!!!
Mewtwo:NOT NOW!!!
Anya:Why not?
(Mewtwo slaps hand against forehead)
Mewtwo:Oops...
(Studio collapses)
INTERMISSION
Man:New Digifanz Weakest link cereal!!
(A woman puts a spoonfull of it in her mouth)
Woman:It's Nuttylicious!!
Kid:More like pukeylicious...
Director:CUT!
Woman:I need water!!!
Geeky assistant:We're still on air!!
Director:OH-
BACK TO THE DIGIFANZ WEAKEST LINK...
Professor Oak:Uggghhhhh... Did someone get the number of that lorry???
Anya:No, silly old man, there was no lorry that hit you. It was Psycho Man up there.(smiles)
(Everyone looks up to see Mew2 up in the clouds, sending out waves of Psychic energy)
Buffy:HE'S TRYING TO OPEN THE HELLMOUTH!!!
(TK runs up and slaps Buffy)
Buffy:Ow! What was that for?!
TK:You see, Mew2 is actually a banished-
Tai:Look at that!!!
Everyone:SHUT UP!!!
TK:Mew2 is a banished god!!!
Mewtwo:That's boring! Look at me!!(Starts juggling knives)
Richie:A banished god??? God of what??
Spike:People with mental problems?
Tai:I know, a Psychic god, right!
TK:Well, actually, he's only got psychic powers because that's the only one he kept when he came down here!
Dawn:Well? Don't keep us in suspense!!
Spike:Really, don't.. (turns away)
TK:Well, Light Warrior is the God of Light, Deathfist/UMJ is the God of Dark...
Anya:And Mew2 was the god of Neutralness!! Aren't I clever!!
Mewtwo: (balancing on a pin while juggling knives) Look at meee!!!
TK:No, Mew2 was the God of Time!
Buffy:Time?
Professor Oak:The three things that keep the cosmos in balance- light, darkness and time.
Brock:So why did he get banished??
TK:He messed with time so that Pokemon and Digimon existed only in our imaginations!
Buffy:But I thought he liked Pokemon!!!
TK:Yeah, but he tried to wipe Digimon off the planet, and only half suceeded- half destroying Pokemon aswell!
Spike:And how do you know all this???
TK:When he tortured me inbetween Series One and Two, I wanted revenge. So I got into his brain using a spell-
Willow:Memorium Incantatio.
TK:Yeah. Whatever. Anyway, he found out and cast me under imperio. By then, I had told about a hundred people, so he had to cast imperio on all them aswell. By then, his spells were really weak, so I shook it off completely, but everyone elses memories were wiped aswell.
Ash:And how can we stop him DOING THAT!!!!(points up)
TK:He has to win at the Digifanz Weakest Link- against all us. But we need a qualified host, and we can't find one!!
Someone:I'll help you ALL be the Weakest Link!!
Spike:Who the?
Anne Robinson:Goodbye.
TO BE CONTINUED....
Mew2 seemed to think it was funny going round posting reviews/adverts hybrids in people's stories, and then Mew2 used the deadly curse, Imperio (sorry about the 'v') on the Digidestined to make them get all the questions wrong, but they broke away from the spell and SOMEBODY contacted a man in a naff cloak and all his Dementors to kill Mew2, and we left him cowering behind his own stand, then it turned out to be TK that contacted the Dementors, and he was going to tell us all what Mew2 really is, but then the old digidestined came crashing through the wall, and so did most of Pokemon, including Mewtwo, who was accidentally hit by Mew's pink ball while saving Mew2's life and the Dementors started running at Mew2 and Tai insulted Mew2, who was up on the roof at the time, and then most of the cast from Buffy the Vampire Slayer came through the roof and knocked Mew2 to the floor and Mewtwo discovered that Mew2 was milking it which we already knew anyway, but what the heck, and Mew 2 Strikes Back was listening to the Witch song from Banjo-kazooie so it was probably alot more exciting for him than you and the Dementors approached Mew2 and TK screamed out alot of stuff about the end of the world and Anya was used to give one of the worst cliffhanger endings to a story EVER AND it turned out that Mew2 can't spell AND now it turns out that there will be another two parter after this one about Mew2 being taken back AND that just gave away half the story AND it turned out that Sora used to go out with TK AND how in the world did I put all of that into one sentence with it still making sense AND this is a KILLER if you try to say it out loud with only taking breaths during full stops AND some of that was supposed to be funny :) AND I can't believe I just used an emoticon AND it turned out that Davis and TK were gay together!!! Take a deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppp breath now for the concluding part of the Truth Trilogy!!!
AND NOW ON THE DIGIFANZ WEAKEST LINK...
Mewtwo:What she said.
TK:What I was trying to tell you before Dopey and the other 7 dwarves burst in was-
Mew2:HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!
(All at the same time)
Buffy:Quick, I'll keep it busy while you cast a spell Willow!!
Ash:Pikachu, use your thunderbolt!!
Tai:Quick Izzy!
Mewtwo:I'll make some superclones!
Mew2:WHO CARES HOW YOU DO IT!!!! JUST SAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(Dementors approch Mew2 while the rest of them are arguing)
Mew2:HHHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOMMMMMEEEEEONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(Mew2 flashes red and a massive fireball erupts from him)
Spike:OW!!! That soddin' HURT!!!
(The studio starts to disintegrate)
TK:WHAT I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU ALL IS-
(A light falls on TK)
TK:FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!!!
Buffy:TELL US LATER!!!
TK:NO!!!
Buffy:YOU'LL DO AS I SAY YOU STUPID BRAT!!
TK:Yes Sir.
Mewtwo:Stop arguing!! I'll hold the roof up while you escape!!
Ash & Tai:What???
Ash:Hey you geek!!! That was my line!!!
Tai:Well, you can't read the script, so how would YOU know!!!
Ash:Go Pikachu!!!
Mewtwo:NOT NOW!!!
Anya:Why not?
(Mewtwo slaps hand against forehead)
Mewtwo:Oops...
(Studio collapses)
INTERMISSION
Man:New Digifanz Weakest link cereal!!
(A woman puts a spoonfull of it in her mouth)
Woman:It's Nuttylicious!!
Kid:More like pukeylicious...
Director:CUT!
Woman:I need water!!!
Geeky assistant:We're still on air!!
Director:OH-
BACK TO THE DIGIFANZ WEAKEST LINK...
Professor Oak:Uggghhhhh... Did someone get the number of that lorry???
Anya:No, silly old man, there was no lorry that hit you. It was Psycho Man up there.(smiles)
(Everyone looks up to see Mew2 up in the clouds, sending out waves of Psychic energy)
Buffy:HE'S TRYING TO OPEN THE HELLMOUTH!!!
(TK runs up and slaps Buffy)
Buffy:Ow! What was that for?!
TK:You see, Mew2 is actually a banished-
Tai:Look at that!!!
Everyone:SHUT UP!!!
TK:Mew2 is a banished god!!!
Mewtwo:That's boring! Look at me!!(Starts juggling knives)
Richie:A banished god??? God of what??
Spike:People with mental problems?
Tai:I know, a Psychic god, right!
TK:Well, actually, he's only got psychic powers because that's the only one he kept when he came down here!
Dawn:Well? Don't keep us in suspense!!
Spike:Really, don't.. (turns away)
TK:Well, Light Warrior is the God of Light, Deathfist/UMJ is the God of Dark...
Anya:And Mew2 was the god of Neutralness!! Aren't I clever!!
Mewtwo: (balancing on a pin while juggling knives) Look at meee!!!
TK:No, Mew2 was the God of Time!
Buffy:Time?
Professor Oak:The three things that keep the cosmos in balance- light, darkness and time.
Brock:So why did he get banished??
TK:He messed with time so that Pokemon and Digimon existed only in our imaginations!
Buffy:But I thought he liked Pokemon!!!
TK:Yeah, but he tried to wipe Digimon off the planet, and only half suceeded- half destroying Pokemon aswell!
Spike:And how do you know all this???
TK:When he tortured me inbetween Series One and Two, I wanted revenge. So I got into his brain using a spell-
Willow:Memorium Incantatio.
TK:Yeah. Whatever. Anyway, he found out and cast me under imperio. By then, I had told about a hundred people, so he had to cast imperio on all them aswell. By then, his spells were really weak, so I shook it off completely, but everyone elses memories were wiped aswell.
Ash:And how can we stop him DOING THAT!!!!(points up)
TK:He has to win at the Digifanz Weakest Link- against all us. But we need a qualified host, and we can't find one!!
Someone:I'll help you ALL be the Weakest Link!!
Spike:Who the?
Anne Robinson:Goodbye.
TO BE CONTINUED....