PREVIOUSLY ON THE DIGIFANZ WEAKEST LINK-
Mew2 seemed to think it was funny going round posting reviews/adverts hybrids in people's stories, and then Mew2 used the deadly curse, Imperio (sorry about the 'v') on the Digidestined to make them get all the questions wrong, but they broke away from the spell and SOMEBODY contacted a man in a naff cloak and all his Dementors to kill Mew2, and we left him cowering behind his own stand, then it turned out to be TK that contacted the Dementors, and he was going to tell us all what Mew2 really is, but then the old digidestined came crashing through the wall, and so did most of Pokemon, including Mewtwo, who was accidentally hit by Mew's pink ball while saving Mew2's life and the Dementors started running at Mew2 and Tai insulted Mew2, who was up on the roof at the time, and then most of the cast from Buffy the Vampire Slayer came through the roof and knocked Mew2 to the floor and Mewtwo discovered that Mew2 was milking it which we already knew anyway, but what the heck, and Mew 2 Strikes Back was listening to the Witch song from Banjo-kazooie so it was probably alot more exciting for him than you and the Dementors approached Mew2 and TK screamed out alot of stuff about the end of the world and Anya was used to give one of the worst cliffhanger endings to a story EVER AND it turned out that Mew2 can't spell AND now it turns out that there will be another two parter after this one about Mew2 being taken back AND that just gave away half the story AND it turned out that Sora used to go out with TK AND how in the world did I put all of that into one sentence with it still making sense AND this is a KILLER if you try to say it out loud with only taking breaths during full stops AND some of that was supposed to be funny :) AND I can't believe I just used an emoticon AND it turned out that Davis and TK were gay together!!! AND then Mewtwo tried to make himself look good by balancing on a pin while Izzy told everyone one that in between series one and two he tried to do a spell to kill Mew2 from the brain, but he found out instead that Mew2 was the God of Time, and then all the storyline was tied up so far and someone said that they all had to lose against Mew2 in a round of the Digifanz Weakest Link, but there wasn't a host, but then Anne Robinson said she'd do it and now here comes the two part Weakest link round!
AND NOW ON THE DIGIFANZ WEAKEST LINK...
Anne:Hello, and welcome to another edition of the Weakest Link. Remember, after this, the Big EastEnders Night and the race is on between Pauline and Peggy- who can slag down Janine the most at the Laundrette!!! And in other storylines, Sonya mops up the kitchen!!!!!!
And now on the Weakest Link: Mew2 Strikes Back, Izzy, Tai, Sora, Mimi, Kari, Matt ,Joe ,Ash, Misty, Brock, Richie, Professor Oak, Mew, Mewtwo,Anya, Xander, Willow, Dawn, Spike, Tara,Buffy, Giles, TK, Tai and Angewomon go head to head for the ultimate prize of a ripped up Digimon Card. What do our contestants want it for? Let's find out!!
Mew2:I'll use it to create a vortex to go home!
Izzy:I'll sellotape it together!
Tai:I'll stand hot drinks on it!
Sora:I'll use it as a new hat!
Mimi:I'll feed it to my goldfish!
Kari:I'll go to the Digiworld with it!
Matt:I'll use it to go on a better TV show!
Joe:Erm... I'll photocopy it!
Ash:I'll give it to Gary. I mean Pikachu.
Misty:I'll comb my hair with it!
Anne:You need it...
Misty:Miiiiiiiiiiisstttyyy!! What was that?
Mew2:Anne, save it for later...
Brock:Ermm... I'll sit on it. In a rock type way. To impress Nurse Jenny.(Storms out of the studio, crying)
Anne:We never liked him anyway..
Richie:Don't talk about my boyfriend like that!!
(Tumbleweed goes past)
Richie:(picking his nose) Oh. Sorry. I'll use it to get this bit out that you can't see.. Anne, can you get it out?
Anne:PROFESSOR OAK!! Has to talk now. Sorry. (shudders)
Professor Oak:I'll use mine to help me in my research of Pokem
Everyone:Oh, god...
Professor Oak:FINE THEN!! I'LL USE IT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
Anne:Better...
Mew:Mew!
Mewtwo:Look!! I can walk on hot coals!!
(Anne slaps her hand on her forehead)
Anya:Hahaha!! I turned into a vengance demon over the last episode!!
Anne:Get out.
Anya:Awww!! I didn't mean it!
Anne(points at door):Now.
(Anya walks out. Misty throws a can at her)
Misty:Slag.
Anne:Xander?
Xander:I
Anne:Shut up.
Willow:I'm going to use it in a 'spell' with Tara.
Anne:Oh, do you do 'spells' with Tara? Can I do some 'spells' too?
Willow:I thought you only did 'spells' with Professor Oak?
Prof. Oak:I'll have you know I caught her with 'ingredients' round Misty's!!
Misty:Ahh, but I've been informed by a 'witch'
Anne:DAWN!!
Dawn:Can I do 'spells' too?
Anne:SPIKE!!
Spike:I am a 'sorcerer' with Buffy!
Anne:TARA!!
Tara:I
Anne:BUFF..
Anne:GILES!!
Giles:'Spells' ar..
Anne:WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT!!
T.K:I'll grow a bit with it!!
Anne:Good!! Best one yet!
Tai:I'll make Agumon grow!!
Angewoman:I'll... I'll...
Anne:You'll?
Anne:Too slow. You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Anne:Join us again for the weakest link. Goodbye!
*********************************PROPER ROUND NEXT TIME*****************************************
Mew2 seemed to think it was funny going round posting reviews/adverts hybrids in people's stories, and then Mew2 used the deadly curse, Imperio (sorry about the 'v') on the Digidestined to make them get all the questions wrong, but they broke away from the spell and SOMEBODY contacted a man in a naff cloak and all his Dementors to kill Mew2, and we left him cowering behind his own stand, then it turned out to be TK that contacted the Dementors, and he was going to tell us all what Mew2 really is, but then the old digidestined came crashing through the wall, and so did most of Pokemon, including Mewtwo, who was accidentally hit by Mew's pink ball while saving Mew2's life and the Dementors started running at Mew2 and Tai insulted Mew2, who was up on the roof at the time, and then most of the cast from Buffy the Vampire Slayer came through the roof and knocked Mew2 to the floor and Mewtwo discovered that Mew2 was milking it which we already knew anyway, but what the heck, and Mew 2 Strikes Back was listening to the Witch song from Banjo-kazooie so it was probably alot more exciting for him than you and the Dementors approached Mew2 and TK screamed out alot of stuff about the end of the world and Anya was used to give one of the worst cliffhanger endings to a story EVER AND it turned out that Mew2 can't spell AND now it turns out that there will be another two parter after this one about Mew2 being taken back AND that just gave away half the story AND it turned out that Sora used to go out with TK AND how in the world did I put all of that into one sentence with it still making sense AND this is a KILLER if you try to say it out loud with only taking breaths during full stops AND some of that was supposed to be funny :) AND I can't believe I just used an emoticon AND it turned out that Davis and TK were gay together!!! AND then Mewtwo tried to make himself look good by balancing on a pin while Izzy told everyone one that in between series one and two he tried to do a spell to kill Mew2 from the brain, but he found out instead that Mew2 was the God of Time, and then all the storyline was tied up so far and someone said that they all had to lose against Mew2 in a round of the Digifanz Weakest Link, but there wasn't a host, but then Anne Robinson said she'd do it and now here comes the two part Weakest link round!
AND NOW ON THE DIGIFANZ WEAKEST LINK...
Anne:Hello, and welcome to another edition of the Weakest Link. Remember, after this, the Big EastEnders Night and the race is on between Pauline and Peggy- who can slag down Janine the most at the Laundrette!!! And in other storylines, Sonya mops up the kitchen!!!!!!
And now on the Weakest Link: Mew2 Strikes Back, Izzy, Tai, Sora, Mimi, Kari, Matt ,Joe ,Ash, Misty, Brock, Richie, Professor Oak, Mew, Mewtwo,Anya, Xander, Willow, Dawn, Spike, Tara,Buffy, Giles, TK, Tai and Angewomon go head to head for the ultimate prize of a ripped up Digimon Card. What do our contestants want it for? Let's find out!!
Mew2:I'll use it to create a vortex to go home!
Izzy:I'll sellotape it together!
Tai:I'll stand hot drinks on it!
Sora:I'll use it as a new hat!
Mimi:I'll feed it to my goldfish!
Kari:I'll go to the Digiworld with it!
Matt:I'll use it to go on a better TV show!
Joe:Erm... I'll photocopy it!
Ash:I'll give it to Gary. I mean Pikachu.
Misty:I'll comb my hair with it!
Anne:You need it...
Misty:Miiiiiiiiiiisstttyyy!! What was that?
Mew2:Anne, save it for later...
Brock:Ermm... I'll sit on it. In a rock type way. To impress Nurse Jenny.(Storms out of the studio, crying)
Anne:We never liked him anyway..
Richie:Don't talk about my boyfriend like that!!
(Tumbleweed goes past)
Richie:(picking his nose) Oh. Sorry. I'll use it to get this bit out that you can't see.. Anne, can you get it out?
Anne:PROFESSOR OAK!! Has to talk now. Sorry. (shudders)
Professor Oak:I'll use mine to help me in my research of Pokem
Everyone:Oh, god...
Professor Oak:FINE THEN!! I'LL USE IT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
Anne:Better...
Mew:Mew!
Mewtwo:Look!! I can walk on hot coals!!
(Anne slaps her hand on her forehead)
Anya:Hahaha!! I turned into a vengance demon over the last episode!!
Anne:Get out.
Anya:Awww!! I didn't mean it!
Anne(points at door):Now.
(Anya walks out. Misty throws a can at her)
Misty:Slag.
Anne:Xander?
Xander:I
Anne:Shut up.
Willow:I'm going to use it in a 'spell' with Tara.
Anne:Oh, do you do 'spells' with Tara? Can I do some 'spells' too?
Willow:I thought you only did 'spells' with Professor Oak?
Prof. Oak:I'll have you know I caught her with 'ingredients' round Misty's!!
Misty:Ahh, but I've been informed by a 'witch'
Anne:DAWN!!
Dawn:Can I do 'spells' too?
Anne:SPIKE!!
Spike:I am a 'sorcerer' with Buffy!
Anne:TARA!!
Tara:I
Anne:BUFF..
Anne:GILES!!
Giles:'Spells' ar..
Anne:WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT!!
T.K:I'll grow a bit with it!!
Anne:Good!! Best one yet!
Tai:I'll make Agumon grow!!
Angewoman:I'll... I'll...
Anne:You'll?
Anne:Too slow. You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Anne:Join us again for the weakest link. Goodbye!
*********************************PROPER ROUND NEXT TIME*****************************************