PREVIOUSLY ON THE DIGIFANZ WEAKEST LINK-
Mew2 seemed to think it was funny going round posting reviews/adverts hybrids in people's stories, and then Mew2 used the deadly curse, Imperio (sorry about the 'v') on the Digidestined to make them get all the questions wrong, but they broke away from the spell and SOMEBODY contacted a man in a naff cloak and all his Dementors to kill Mew2, and we left him cowering behind his own stand, then it turned out to be TK that contacted the Dementors, and he was going to tell us all what Mew2 really is, but then the old digidestined came crashing through the wall, and so did most of Pokemon, including Mewtwo, who was accidentally hit by Mew's pink ball while saving Mew2's life and the Dementors started running at Mew2 and Tai insulted Mew2, who was up on the roof at the time, and then most of the cast from Buffy the Vampire Slayer came through the roof and knocked Mew2 to the floor and Mewtwo discovered that Mew2 was milking it which we already knew anyway, but what the heck, and Mew 2 Strikes Back was listening to the Witch song from Banjo-kazooie so it was probably alot more exciting for him than you and the Dementors approached Mew2 and TK screamed out alot of stuff about the end of the world and Anya was used to give one of the worst cliffhanger endings to a story EVER AND it turned out that Mew2 can't spell AND now it turns out that there will be another two parter after this one about Mew2 being taken back AND that just gave away half the story AND it turned out that Sora used to go out with TK AND how in the world did I put all of that into one sentence with it still making sense AND this is a KILLER if you try to say it out loud with only taking breaths during full stops AND some of that was supposed to be funny :) AND I can't believe I just used an emoticon AND it turned out that Davis and TK were gay together!!! AND then Mewtwo tried to make himself look good by balancing on a pin while Izzy told everyone one that in between series one and two he tried to do a spell to kill Mew2 from the brain, but he found out instead that Mew2 was the God of Time, and then all the storyline was tied up so far and someone said that they all had to lose against Mew2 in a round of the Digifanz Weakest Link, but there wasn't a host, but then Anne Robinson said she'd do it and now here come part two of the two part Weakest link round!
Anne:Hello, this is ITV1, and BBC is crud. Did I say that out loud? Anyway, here on the Digifanz Weakest Link, we have left Mew2 Strikes Back, Izzy, Tai, Sora, Mimi, Kari, Matt ,Joe ,Ash, Misty, Richie, Professor Oak, Mew, Mewtwo,Anya, Xander, Willow, Dawn, Spike, Tara,Buffy, Giles, TK and Tai. And that silly thing you call Angewoman? Hmm? DEAD!!! DEAD I TELL YOU!!! AHAHAHAHA!!
Richie:Be quiet.
Anne:Anyway, let us begin the Digifanz Weakest Link
DUM DUM -
Mew2:Actually, it's not the Digifanz Weakest Link.
Anne:WHATTT?? YOU INTERRUPT THE DUMS AND NOW YOU DARE TO QUESTION MEEEEEEEE???
TK:Well, actually,
Anne:SILENCE!!
TK:Why?
Anne:Knock knock TK
TK:What?
Anne:Knock Knock
Anya:Who's there!
Anne:SHUT UP
Anne:Follow the white rabbit
TK:What?
Anya:SHUT UP who?
Anne:Take the red pill TK...
TK:Err yeah...
Anne:STOP TRYING TO HIT ME AND HIT ME
TK:OK (Hits Anne across face)
Anne:Tanks..
TK:Tanks?
Anne:Sorry, typo..
TK:Typo?
Anne:SHUT UP. LET US PLAY THE DIGIFANZ WE-
Mew2:Actually
Anne (with fingers in ears):LALALALA (Anne puts on earphones)
Anne: Let's play the Digifanz Weakest Link, for the last time!
DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM
Anne: In this first round, we nominate two people to leave, whoever YOU think is the weakest link!
Anne: Mew2, you're first.
Mew2: Naturally.
Mewtwo: Why can't I go first?!
Mew2: Shut up you. (uses pychic powers to seal Mewtwo's mouth shut)
Mewtwo: Mhmmm!
Anne: Mew2, Bulbasaur begins with B. What letter comes before B?
Everyone: What?!
Tai: That is NOT FAIR! I wannnnaaaa win!
Mew2: (smiles) A.
(Annne smiles back)
Mew2: I said A.
Anne: Hurry up now and give an answer before the time runs out.
Mew2: I SAID A!
Anne: Are you passing?
(Starts humming Kylie to herself)
Mew2: TAKE THE GODDAMN HEADPHONES OFF!
Anne: Wha? Oh.
(Mew2 bangs head aginst keyboard)
Anne: Sorry, I'm going to have to fail you on that one.
(Mew2 lets out a high pitched scream)
£0
(Anne tries to turn stand to face Izzy)
(Stand makes a rusty creaking sound)
Anne: What? It hasn't been used for 3 years!
Izzy: In Hoenn, what is Team Aqua's goal?
Anne: To-
Anne: Hey! I ask the questions, not you.
Anne: (coughs) In Hoenn, what is Team Aqua's goal?
Izzy: In Hoenn, what is Team Aqua's goal?
Anne: No, the answer to In Hoenn, what is Team Aqua's goal? is not In Hoenn, what is Team Aqua's goal? Sorry.
£0
Anne: Tai, I'm assuming you're going to get this question wrong.
£0
Anne: Sora,
(turns to Mew2)
£0
Sora: Hey!
Anne: Mew2, name a letter in this sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog"
Mew2: (sobs into stand) 2.
Anne: (splutters) That is completely right!
£20
Tai: That's not right! There's no "2" in "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog"!
Anne: That's not what I said. I quite clearly said Mew2, name a letter in this sentence "There are 2 bananas in my pocket"
Tai: Look! It's still there! A few lines up!
Anne: This is not a fic.
Tai: But 2 still isn't a letter!
Anne: That fact is also being ignored.
Tai: But-
Anne: Finished?
Tai: No!
Anne: Good. I now award Mew2 £500 for the damage this slander has done to his good name.
£520
Mew2: Uh? Am I winning?
Everyone: YES!
Mew2: Woohoo!
(Digifanz grit teeth, the rest of the team don't care)
Anne: Davis, who is Groudon's arch nemisis!
Davis: Ky-
Anne: Look! It's TK!
Davis: Where?
Anne: Uh-uh. Fail.
£0
Anne: He-he
Mew2: You've just wiped my score!!!
Anne: He- hu?
Anne: Argh! I hereby award Mew2 the ripped up Digmon card!
Mew2: At last! It's over!
(Digifanz step up menacingly)
Mimi: Not.. Quite yet...
Mew2: Screw you! I'm off home!
(Tries to fly away)
(Digifanz all dive on him)
Anne:(screams) Won't somebody please think of the children?
(Tai stabs Mew2)
Tai: That's for the past 4 years!
(Mew2 chokes)
(screen goes blank)
Well! I hope you liked it! It's just a pity there's no-one around to see the end
Signing off, Mew2 Strikes Back
Mew2 seemed to think it was funny going round posting reviews/adverts hybrids in people's stories, and then Mew2 used the deadly curse, Imperio (sorry about the 'v') on the Digidestined to make them get all the questions wrong, but they broke away from the spell and SOMEBODY contacted a man in a naff cloak and all his Dementors to kill Mew2, and we left him cowering behind his own stand, then it turned out to be TK that contacted the Dementors, and he was going to tell us all what Mew2 really is, but then the old digidestined came crashing through the wall, and so did most of Pokemon, including Mewtwo, who was accidentally hit by Mew's pink ball while saving Mew2's life and the Dementors started running at Mew2 and Tai insulted Mew2, who was up on the roof at the time, and then most of the cast from Buffy the Vampire Slayer came through the roof and knocked Mew2 to the floor and Mewtwo discovered that Mew2 was milking it which we already knew anyway, but what the heck, and Mew 2 Strikes Back was listening to the Witch song from Banjo-kazooie so it was probably alot more exciting for him than you and the Dementors approached Mew2 and TK screamed out alot of stuff about the end of the world and Anya was used to give one of the worst cliffhanger endings to a story EVER AND it turned out that Mew2 can't spell AND now it turns out that there will be another two parter after this one about Mew2 being taken back AND that just gave away half the story AND it turned out that Sora used to go out with TK AND how in the world did I put all of that into one sentence with it still making sense AND this is a KILLER if you try to say it out loud with only taking breaths during full stops AND some of that was supposed to be funny :) AND I can't believe I just used an emoticon AND it turned out that Davis and TK were gay together!!! AND then Mewtwo tried to make himself look good by balancing on a pin while Izzy told everyone one that in between series one and two he tried to do a spell to kill Mew2 from the brain, but he found out instead that Mew2 was the God of Time, and then all the storyline was tied up so far and someone said that they all had to lose against Mew2 in a round of the Digifanz Weakest Link, but there wasn't a host, but then Anne Robinson said she'd do it and now here come part two of the two part Weakest link round!
Anne:Hello, this is ITV1, and BBC is crud. Did I say that out loud? Anyway, here on the Digifanz Weakest Link, we have left Mew2 Strikes Back, Izzy, Tai, Sora, Mimi, Kari, Matt ,Joe ,Ash, Misty, Richie, Professor Oak, Mew, Mewtwo,Anya, Xander, Willow, Dawn, Spike, Tara,Buffy, Giles, TK and Tai. And that silly thing you call Angewoman? Hmm? DEAD!!! DEAD I TELL YOU!!! AHAHAHAHA!!
Richie:Be quiet.
Anne:Anyway, let us begin the Digifanz Weakest Link
DUM DUM -
Mew2:Actually, it's not the Digifanz Weakest Link.
Anne:WHATTT?? YOU INTERRUPT THE DUMS AND NOW YOU DARE TO QUESTION MEEEEEEEE???
TK:Well, actually,
Anne:SILENCE!!
TK:Why?
Anne:Knock knock TK
TK:What?
Anne:Knock Knock
Anya:Who's there!
Anne:SHUT UP
Anne:Follow the white rabbit
TK:What?
Anya:SHUT UP who?
Anne:Take the red pill TK...
TK:Err yeah...
Anne:STOP TRYING TO HIT ME AND HIT ME
TK:OK (Hits Anne across face)
Anne:Tanks..
TK:Tanks?
Anne:Sorry, typo..
TK:Typo?
Anne:SHUT UP. LET US PLAY THE DIGIFANZ WE-
Mew2:Actually
Anne (with fingers in ears):LALALALA (Anne puts on earphones)
Anne: Let's play the Digifanz Weakest Link, for the last time!
DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM
Anne: In this first round, we nominate two people to leave, whoever YOU think is the weakest link!
Anne: Mew2, you're first.
Mew2: Naturally.
Mewtwo: Why can't I go first?!
Mew2: Shut up you. (uses pychic powers to seal Mewtwo's mouth shut)
Mewtwo: Mhmmm!
Anne: Mew2, Bulbasaur begins with B. What letter comes before B?
Everyone: What?!
Tai: That is NOT FAIR! I wannnnaaaa win!
Mew2: (smiles) A.
(Annne smiles back)
Mew2: I said A.
Anne: Hurry up now and give an answer before the time runs out.
Mew2: I SAID A!
Anne: Are you passing?
(Starts humming Kylie to herself)
Mew2: TAKE THE GODDAMN HEADPHONES OFF!
Anne: Wha? Oh.
(Mew2 bangs head aginst keyboard)
Anne: Sorry, I'm going to have to fail you on that one.
(Mew2 lets out a high pitched scream)
£0
(Anne tries to turn stand to face Izzy)
(Stand makes a rusty creaking sound)
Anne: What? It hasn't been used for 3 years!
Izzy: In Hoenn, what is Team Aqua's goal?
Anne: To-
Anne: Hey! I ask the questions, not you.
Anne: (coughs) In Hoenn, what is Team Aqua's goal?
Izzy: In Hoenn, what is Team Aqua's goal?
Anne: No, the answer to In Hoenn, what is Team Aqua's goal? is not In Hoenn, what is Team Aqua's goal? Sorry.
£0
Anne: Tai, I'm assuming you're going to get this question wrong.
£0
Anne: Sora,
(turns to Mew2)
£0
Sora: Hey!
Anne: Mew2, name a letter in this sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog"
Mew2: (sobs into stand) 2.
Anne: (splutters) That is completely right!
£20
Tai: That's not right! There's no "2" in "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog"!
Anne: That's not what I said. I quite clearly said Mew2, name a letter in this sentence "There are 2 bananas in my pocket"
Tai: Look! It's still there! A few lines up!
Anne: This is not a fic.
Tai: But 2 still isn't a letter!
Anne: That fact is also being ignored.
Tai: But-
Anne: Finished?
Tai: No!
Anne: Good. I now award Mew2 £500 for the damage this slander has done to his good name.
£520
Mew2: Uh? Am I winning?
Everyone: YES!
Mew2: Woohoo!
(Digifanz grit teeth, the rest of the team don't care)
Anne: Davis, who is Groudon's arch nemisis!
Davis: Ky-
Anne: Look! It's TK!
Davis: Where?
Anne: Uh-uh. Fail.
£0
Anne: He-he
Mew2: You've just wiped my score!!!
Anne: He- hu?
Anne: Argh! I hereby award Mew2 the ripped up Digmon card!
Mew2: At last! It's over!
(Digifanz step up menacingly)
Mimi: Not.. Quite yet...
Mew2: Screw you! I'm off home!
(Tries to fly away)
(Digifanz all dive on him)
Anne:(screams) Won't somebody please think of the children?
(Tai stabs Mew2)
Tai: That's for the past 4 years!
(Mew2 chokes)
(screen goes blank)
Well! I hope you liked it! It's just a pity there's no-one around to see the end
Signing off, Mew2 Strikes Back