WHEN IN DOUBT, SING
I love Moulin Rouge, let's get that clear first. Great movie, etc. etc. But it needs to be laughed at like JLo needs to be dressed by forty different stylists. So, in conclusion, no lawsuits please. Etc. Etc.
CHARACTERS
Satine - The Crazy Crack Whore - known to customers as the Diamond Geezer.
Christian - The Desperate Virgin - 25 and still desperate. Is it surprising with a chin shaped like an arse and a Large Spot? (If you watch the movie, see his forehead!!!)
Toulouse - The Pissed Dwarf - Also known as "Look, I'm Short! No, Really!" (but only in moments of intense sarcasm)
Zidler - The Moulin ROUGE - also known as Bad Moustache Guy.
Duke - Alex - Frog hater. Called Alex because all Alex's have bad hair. The duke has bad hair. Ergo, he must be an Alex.
NiNi - The Dog - The rest of them are the Diamond Dogs. NiNi is the Dog.
Marie - Betty-as-a-whore - See Emmerdale.
Argentinean - Talent for Tango - See comments combined with 'odd' placings of hands.
And many more minor characters.
I love Moulin Rouge, let's get that clear first. Great movie, etc. etc. But it needs to be laughed at like JLo needs to be dressed by forty different stylists. So, in conclusion, no lawsuits please. Etc. Etc.
CHARACTERS
Satine - The Crazy Crack Whore - known to customers as the Diamond Geezer.
Christian - The Desperate Virgin - 25 and still desperate. Is it surprising with a chin shaped like an arse and a Large Spot? (If you watch the movie, see his forehead!!!)
Toulouse - The Pissed Dwarf - Also known as "Look, I'm Short! No, Really!" (but only in moments of intense sarcasm)
Zidler - The Moulin ROUGE - also known as Bad Moustache Guy.
Duke - Alex - Frog hater. Called Alex because all Alex's have bad hair. The duke has bad hair. Ergo, he must be an Alex.
NiNi - The Dog - The rest of them are the Diamond Dogs. NiNi is the Dog.
Marie - Betty-as-a-whore - See Emmerdale.
Argentinean - Talent for Tango - See comments combined with 'odd' placings of hands.
And many more minor characters.