Deedee: HELLO PEOPLE! HELP! * tied by a rope suspended in mid – air by crane over a pool of sharks with a candle slowly burning the rope *

Ayeka: HAHA!  Hello. * insane look on her face *

Deedee: Please help a pretty person…

Ayeka: Why, I'm not in trouble?

Deedee: But I am…

Ayeka: No one can save you now! Muwahahaha!!!  And you're not pretty anyways, so no one should really care! * more evil laughing *

Deedee: …help…enjoy…

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Chapter 3~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

~*~In the Shadow Realm~*~

Malik: * skipping through the aisles *

Deedee: * slowly following behind him * Calm down man!

Malik: I CAN'T!  I've always wanted to come here when no one else is here. * still skipping *

Deedee: Fine, I'm someone, so I'll leave.

Malik: Wait! * grabs her arm * Come with me! * pulls her down the aisles *

Deedee: Not this again.  Where are you taking me and how do you know your way around this place?

Malik: Instincts… * winks *

Deedee: Well… * shuts up and stares * Well… * faints *

Malik: I know.  It's great, isn't it? * looks down to see the passed out Deedee * I know, that's how I felt when I saw this baby.  Luckily, I brought this! * pulls out a bottle of ammonia, un-corks it and puts it under Deedee's nose *

Deedee: * gulps for air *  I can't believe it!  A 50" flat screen with DVD, VCD, AND TCE players.  With surround sound!  Can we use?

Malik:   Of course!

Deedee: * goes through DVD racks * uuummm…

Malik:   I'll get the popcorn! * goes to food section *

~*~6:30 in Marik, Malik, Isis, Ayeka, and Deedee's apartment~*~

Isis: What to wear?  What to wear? * looking at the mirror and throwing clothes onto bed that's already as bad as it gets *

Marik: AAAAAHHHH!! * runs in carrying bags and Ayeka *  The horror! * dives into mountain of clothes on Isis's bed *

Isis: Let me guess… you saw…

Ayeka: SSHHHH!! Don't speak the Devil's name!  If spoken out loud, she'll appear from no where and lecture until our ears bleed!

Isis: And we all know how bad that is.  How about if I just say Aét?

Marik: Either way; CREEPY!  I hate her.

Ayeka: Don't we all * rolls eyes *

Isis: Ok Marik, OUT!

Marik: * sigh * So un-appreciated… * leaves *

Ayeka: * follows *

Isis: * runs in front of her and closes and locks the door *

Ayeka: AH!

Isis: I need your help!

Ayeka: * makes cross with her fingers * What'd I do? I tried to keep insults to a minimum!

Isis: No, it's not that…

Ayeka: Please, just give me a head concussion! No Shadow Realm PLEASE!

Isis: No! Will you listen?

Ayeka: * blinks * Ok. * tries to find a spot on Isis's so called bed *

Isis: I need your help *

Ayeka: What'd I do?

Isis: NOTHING!  I NEED YOU TO HELP ME PICK OUT AN OUTFIT FOR MY DATE IN 5 MINUTES!  OH MY RA!  5 MINUTES! * grabs Ayeka * HELP ME!

Ayeka: So, who's the guy?

Isis: …Seto…

Ayeka: KAIBA! OhmiRA!  How did Kaiba get a date with you?

Isis: We bet on a duel…

Ayeka: Idiot!  I could've told you not to duel him!

Isis: I know, but now I have to go out on a date with him.

Ayeka: Ok… * looks through what's left in Isis's closet * Umm… HERE! * picks out a black mini skirt and a black tube top and a long, black leather jacket *

Isis: It's a bit black…

Ayeka: So, do you know where you're going?

Isis: No…

Ayeka: Then black will fit in with where ever you go.  Besides, it's cute.

Marik: * knocks on door * SETO'S HERE!

Isis: Ok, I'll wear the outfit. * takes clothes and changes *

~*~5 min. Later~*~

Ayeka: Purr-fect!...

Isis: * comes out * Can't… brea…the… * gasp *

Ayeka: Oh please!  You'll be sitting, who needs to breathe?

Isis: Good point. * opens door and leaves room *

Ayeka: * follows *

~*~In the Living Room~*~

Marik: HA! I win!

Seto: NOO!  How could I lose?!  Aww well, at least I still won't have to go out on a date with you tonight.

Marik: EWW!  Why would think of such a thing and why would I want to?! * spots Ayeka and Isis * Well, here's Isis. * leaves *

Seto: * stands up and greets Isis * Hey Isis, you look… WOW!  Umm… here… * hands her a bouquet of flowers *

Isis: Umm… thanks.

Ayeka: * takes a seat on the couch *

Seto: Umm… Shall we go?

Isis: Umm… yea. * takes his hand and drags him out with her *  Bye Ayeka.  Thanks!

Seto: Bye Ayeka! * turns to Isis * Thanks for what?

Ayeka: * gets up and closes the door * You can come out now!

Marik: * enters * You were great.  That was a very sexy outfit you picked out for Isis. * leans in and kisses her *

Ayeka: I know!  I was so close to stealing that outfit from her yesterday when I was going through her closet.

Marik: We're such good actors.

Ayeka: Wait, you're the actor, I'm the actress.

Marik: And you're smart.

Ayeka: I know.

Marik: No one will find out our plan. * smirks * I guess it's just you and me tonight. * kisses her again *

Ayeka: What to do, what to do?... * walks into her room * Follow if you dare.

Marik: Yea Baby! * follows Ayeka and closes the door *

* Little did they know… It was following them and heard their entire conversation.  It is not trailing Isis and Seto on their date *

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~End of Chapter 3~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Deedee: AH! YOU FREAK! GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!

Ayeka: See, I even showed how much I love Marik.  Now you have to say what a great, sexy, and adorable person I am.

Deedee: NEVER! I'D RATHER DIE THAN TELLING A LIE!  RATHER THAN SAYING SOMETHING SO VILE…

Ayeka: Say it.

Deedee: SO UGLY…

Ayeka: Say it.

Deedee: SO DEGRADING TO MY REPUTATION OF MY HATRED FOR YOU!

Ayeka: Just say it.

Deedee: * sigh * fine… You're great, you're sexy, and you're adorable… There.

Ayeka: I'm sorry, you're too far up… CAN YOU PLEASE REPEAT THAT?

Deedee: YOU'RE GREAT, YOU'RE SEXY, AND YOU'RE ADORABLE!

Ayeka: And who are you talking about?

Deedee: AYEKA!

Ayeka: Now was that so hard?

Deedee: Yes. * sulks *