A/N Well, I'm back. I'm supposed to be doing homework, but I just got home and all. I'll do it later.

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Disclaimer: My mission to own Super Smash Brothers: Sneak into the headquarters, hold the producer captive, make a ransom of the copyright, and own it! I would add Young Zelda and Dixie Kong in the new game for sure. You can count on it. Er, if I owned the copyright and made a new game.

(Begin Chapter Five)

After a few minutes, the Smashers thought up a brilliant idea- to hand the tent tarps on overhanging trees (those that weren't charred, anyway) and sleep under them. All agreed- except for the girls, who weren't there, Bowser, and DK.

The two had been sulking in the background for a while, and glared and scowled at anybody that even casually glanced their way.

They were in a plain bad mood. After trying to raid the campstore (and failing) they had attempted to steal the horses from the stables to cause some chaos. However, that attempt failed too because the holster had come out screaming and waving his arms, a pitchfork from mucking out the stables in them. The pair had ran, scared of a pitchfork.

Now they threw glares and surly glances at the Smashers attempting to create a fire that didn't blow up the campsite.

Fox, who had found a nice patch of water nearby and was letting his tail soak in it, commented, "Hey, why don't we find Zelda and ask her to let us use some of Din's Fire? Or Bowser?"

Captain Falcon, who was smashing up leaves to make a poultice for his burns, snorted. "Good luck. Bowser will never agree and Zelda is with Samus breaking down the barricade that Peach made out of mushrooms or whatever she pulls out of the ground."

Roy bonked his head against a charred oak tree. "Who brought matches?"

Crickets chirped.

Mewtwo shrugged, a gesture he had picked up. "Let us go down to the campstore and get the necessary supplies for camping," he suggested. Eyeing the attempts to create tents, he added, "And perhaps a human skilled with these wide strips of cloth that are meant to be used to sleep in would help us with our... problem."

"They're called tents," muttered Roy. "Well, who's going?"

Link nodded. "Me. I really want to get away from here, it smells like burned Smashers."

Marth raised an eyebrow. "How would you know that certain smell? This has to be the first time you've smelled it." Seeing the look in Link's eyes, he slowly said, "Right?"

Link nervously stepped back. "Uh... who's going to the campstore again?"

(At the girl's bathrooms)

Peach still piled up more mushrooms on the girl's restroom door, windows, and air vents. "No!" she screamed, pulling up more mushrooms from the floor. She stuffed one into the toilet bowl. "No! No! No!"

Zelda sighed. "This is worse then the time she found a beetle in her sheets," she complained. "She's way overreacting."

Samus was digging under the foundation to get to Peach. Popping her head up, she shrugged. "Well, that was a nasty looking spigot," she admitted, pushing a brick out of the way.

Zelda rolled her eyes and continued sending spheres of Din's Fire into the windows, burning their way in. "Peach!" she called, shifting into Shiek to send needles into the mushrooms. "It's just a spigot! You're going to have to learn to live with it!"

A mushroom was jammed into where the old one was burned away. "No!"

Shiek/Zelda sighed again. "Samus? We need to explode our way in."

Samus nodded, and quickly stepped back, sending three missiles into the hole she had been digging into.

The hole exploded, showering the area with clods of dirt and chunks of rock. Shiek/Zelda shielded her face, then commented, "Well?"

Samus grinned. "Let's go!"

The threw themselves in the hole, and found themselves in the extremely filthy and badly lit bathrooms. A single light bulb hung from the ceiling, swaying.

Peach swerved around, a mushroom clasped in her hand. "No!" she screamed, and dove into the hole.

Shiek/Zelda dove also, catching the other princess by the ankles. "Hold her, Samus, by the arms!" she cried, pulling the frightened princess dressed in pink back.

Samus grabbed Peach's arms, and together, to pair dragged her outside, after clearing the door of stacked up mushrooms. Setting her down firmly in the fresh sunlight, they made her face the weed covered spigot.

Zelda had transformed back in her princess form, and very queenlike she said, "Now, I order you- fill this canteen with water!"

Peach stared, her eyes full of fright, at the water spout. "It's so... dirty!" she cried, scooting backwards. She finally cracked, and sprinted towards the bathrooms, Zelda and Samus, yet again, chasing after her.

(At camp)

Link, Marth and Roy were going to the campstore to buy marshmallows, chocolate, graham crackers, matches, and of course, canned soup and Ramen noodles.

Link grinned as the trio walked towards the campstore, which was only about a half a mile away. "Finally. I can't wait to see civilization again! Er, not including the restrooms either."

Marth nodded. "Yeah, I can see how you can't count the restrooms as civilization. I bet they were built by squirrels on the caffeinated coffee diet."

Roy looked to the sky, then to the forest. "Do you guys hear something?"

Link looked around curiously. "Yeah... it's like a thumping sound, like someone running..."

Around the corner of the restrooms came Yoshi, Mario, Kirby, the Ice Climbers, and Luigi, running from Howard the Coward and carrying packages of Cheetos and Mrs. Fields.

Kirby widened his eyes when he saw the three swordsmen. "Mhphh!" he cried, or attempted to.

Mario, who was carrying the pink puffball, jumped at the sight of them. "Haha!" he yelled, and sprinted toward them.

Marth, Roy and Link stared.

"Why are they running towards us?" asked Link.

"Why is Howard chasing them?" inquired Roy.

"Where the heck did they get the snacks?" yelled Marth, and he waved his arms. "Hey, guys! Over here!"

Of course, the thieves already knew this, and plowed into the trio, Howard also smashing into them .

Link grabbed Howard by the collar and dragged him into the restrooms, cramming him in a toilet, and running back out, shouting, "Hey, leave some cookies for me!"

The Smashers feasted on the packaged junk food, savoring the taste.

"Wow, Kirby, I didn't know you had it in you," confessed Marth as he ripped open a pack of Hershey mini chocolate bars. "At least we don't need to by chocolate at the campstore."

Kirby nodded, though his maw was stuffed with M'n'M's. He swallowed and squeaked, "Hiahiiii!"

Roy shrugged. "Well, at least we can bring some of this back to camp for the Smashers left back there. And the girls, if they even come back."

Link packed his mouth full of Reeses and grinned. "You really think we're going to leave even a piece of candy for those guys back at camp?"

Marth also grinned. "No, not really."

(At the campstore)

Now, while the rest of the Smashers were at camp or thieving, Young Link and Ness were raiding the camp store and riding stables.

Young Link had gotten himself a small brown appaloosa pony, ready to go. Ness had saddled a white-ish pony. The pair cantered off into the woods, whooping and yelling, while the holster chased after them, until Young Link hurled his boomerang in the holster's face.

He stopped chasing them after that.

Then, the two miscreants rode around the campstore, Young Link letting Ness borrow his hookshot to grab items, Young Link attaching a string to his arrows so that when he shot, they wrapped around an object and were yanked back to the Kokiri looking boy.

The devious duo snagged candy, Ramen noodles, cans of vegetable sirloin soup, and two flashlights. Packing all this underneath the saddles, they rode back to camp, laughing about their daring deeds and spoils.

However, it wasn't that easy getting back to camp. Halfway through, they ran into Marth, Roy, and Link, who had sent the other five back to camp to say that they were robbed and had no candy left so they didn't have to explain why they had stuffed all the candy wrappers up Howard's nose when someone dug him out.

Eventually.

Link grabbed Young Link's pony's reins and stopped her. "What the heck are you doing?!" he yelled, furious. "This is going too far!" He unsheathed his sword from his back, ready to strike his younger self.

"This is it," said Marth. "The day Link kills Young Link. Link's going to kill himself!"

"Wait," said Roy, confused, "but he's killing Young Link. That's another person. I don't think it counts at suicide. Maybe murder."

"But," said Marth thoughtfully, "it sounds like Link is killing Young Link, another person. But then again, Link used to be Young Link, and-"

"Would you two shut up and let me kill him?!" bellowed Link, sword poised. "Din torch you two!"

That nearly happened- except in a different way. Young Link, frightened of Link in a rage, shifted, causing the matches he had stole to slip out and crash to the ground, spilling out matches. However, the tips of these rubbed against the scratchy side, setting them alight.

The fire caught onto the knight and prince's footwear, and promptly set them roaring and dancing around, kicking rocks and stamping their feet.

Young Link and Ness speedily took this as an opportunity and sped off, grabbing the unlit matches and box as they left.

(End Chapter Five)

A/N Whew! I understand this is a bit shorter then usual, but I haven't posted for a while. So have fun reviewing! ::wink::

I might not be on for a while, because of schoolwork and after school stuff and youth group and all. Not to mention just doing other things. Writing is only my third priority (School, my muses, then writing). See?

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