TRANSFORMERS ARMADA: OF BUNNIES AND MAYHEM!
QUICKIE #1
HOW THE SLAG DID I GOT THERE?
Seeker Nami: Finally! This is the spaceport. Now all we need is a ship and some supplies… but we must keep silent, Lollipop… :.No response, she looks at all directions:: Lollipop? O.O Oh no!
::Lollipop tries to snatch a security-drone's gear, activating an alarm::
Seeker Nami: ::Rolls eyes as an small reckon unit catches her:: Oh bugger…
::She is taken to Shockwave's quarters.::
Sentinel 1: We found this mutt snuzzin' around the spacebridge.
Shockwave: ::Nods:: Leave her in that cell for now, I'm busy here.
::Both sentinels shove Nami on a dark prison room in Shockwave's lab::
Nami: ::Inspecting her surroundings:: Now, this is creepy… ::Stares at a hanging corpse:: Yiak! What does this wacko do here?! ::Turns her gaze around one more time, noticing a small amount of Energon cubes all over the floor:: Wow! We've got what we need here! Mmm… is that High Grade Energon over there? ::evil laughter::
::Seeker Nami is making noises, disturbing Shockwave's peaceful researching. He leaves his desk and comes to check on his hostage::
Shockwave: Stop the mess will ya? Are you always that noisy?
Nami: ::trying to look all innocent and cute:: It's just that I don't like small places… and I'm afraid of the dark…
Shockwave: ¬¬ And?
Nami: I dun wanna be alone!! ::She whines::
Shockwave: ::Walking to the cell, all hysteric:: Shut up! What do you want me to do to keep you quiet?!
Nami: Just let me out… ::Puts a finger in her lower lip:: I promise to be a good girl.
Shockwave: ¬¬ Yeah… sure.
Nami: ::Whining louder:: But I don't wanna be heeeeeree!!
Shockwave. Ok, Ok. Just shut up.
::He frees Nami, she then walks to the high grade Energon in the ground, handling him a cube::
Nami: You're so cute. Let's have a drink to celebrate.
Shockwave: ::Sweetdrop:: O' ((Shockwave' eye.))
::Both Transformers start to drink. Though Seeker Nami kept from drinking too much as she encouraged the elder one to drink more::
Nami: C'mon, babe! ::She kneeled in front of him, looking all sexy and handling another Energon cube:: This is gonna be better! ::She kissed him in a the corner of his square, lantern-like face:: Ow Primus… what I've to do to break free…¬¬'
::Shockwave "smiled" he was already drunk and he started to think of several nasty things to do with the cute female Seeker. Then Nami gave him the final blow: High Grade Energon with blue Cybertronium. The combination criss-crossed his CPU in no time::
Shockwave: ::Laying down in the floor, singing in a low, rather tunelessly tenor:: You got something that excites me and I scream "Pau-pa-papau la-la-lala…" (A/N) ::Takes another sip of Energon… then passes out::
Nami: Oww chute… where did he learn that?? Oo' ::She takes his ID Key-Card along with some Energon Cubes she encloses in her sub-space pocket:: Well, Lollipop gotta go! Eeww… Lollipop! Don't be mean!
::Lollipop shakes its three tails as he lowers his left back foot::
Nami: I told you not to pee over drunken men. It's not nice.
::She goes back to Shockwaves quarters and slides his ID into a pad, a window appears in the computer's monitor: Access coordinates::
Nami: Hum…? Whatever ::Types several random numbers, the Spacebridge opens:: Weee! Let's go Lolly!
Lollipop: Ukyu Ukyu kyuku…Nami: I don't need a ship. I'm one already.
==Two weeks later==
Nami: Ok, I admit we should have taken a ship… ::Sniff:: I hate deep space…
Lollipop: Ikuuu!!!!
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This is just one of the extras I'm gonna write very now and then between chapters. They're meant to be funny or stupid. But I'm not quite sure of my twisted sense of humor… :p
A/N: It's from a song of Paulina Rubio named "You've got something" with a REAL lack of lyrics but makes me laugh, dunno why. Perhaps for said lack of lyrics. Oh, and don't sue me. That's her song not mine :p