The Truth in Lies
by Kyoto-chan
A/N: Me ish baaack with another update. Seems wierd. I always update TTIL in a few hours with two chapters. U Peh.
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon, but I do own my computer!
Key:
'Thoughts'
Sound Effects
"Speaking"
(A/N: MWAHAHAHA! Meh, who else??)
Emphasis
Yeap, that's all. I might edit TTIL later...who knows? -shrug- Enter ze humor! I will torture Brendan for up to Chapter Six, yushies. -clamps hand over mouth- OH NYU! I said too much! -legasp-
-----End Authoress Transmission-----
-Chapter Four-
May stared up at the ceiling of the dining room, bored. Heck, what would you do if you had a cold?
"Hey Brendan, which room are you going to spend the night in?" Max asked, curiously.
"I dunno...maybe May won't mind if I slept in her room...it's big enough for my sleeping bag..." Brendan shrugged.
May quickly sat up from her lazy position, eyes all widened.
"I mind!" she quickly said, not thinking at all.
Max nudged his sister, glaring at her. The little eavesdropper knew what had gone on between the two best friends, and was effortlessly trying to get them together, as he knew Brendan liked May. May looked at the nudging inexperienced trainer next to her, and sighed in defeat.
She said, "Never mind. You can stay in my room for all you like, anyway."
Max grinned in victory, but he didn't attract the attention of anyone besides the two trainers, who were glaring at him. He didn't notice them either.
May shrugged, and said, "Don't you think you should go get your stuff up there now?"
Brendan agreed, "Yeah...I guess so too."
He got up from his seat and headed towards the stairs.
"Ash, do you have the nessecities for our plan?" came a hushed voice, directed to the black-haired Pokemon Master.
He nodded, "Yep. Here ya go, Misty."
The orange-haired Gym Leader grabbed the bag, as she creeped towards the Maple House fuse box, Ash behind her.
"We wait for the right moment now." Misty whispered again, peering through the window that was closest to the fuse box, and they could see the dining room from there, as well as the ascending trainer up the stairs.
The couple smirked a little bit, as they crouched down behind a bush, still spying on the Maples and Birches, waiting for when to ambush their two friends.
In a matter of minutes, the Birch trainer came down the stairs, without his backpack anymore. May was staring at the ceiling again, with her mom's palm on her forehead. By the time the hand came off, Mrs. Maple had a grin on.
"Your fever is gone!"
"Joy." May replied, still staring up at the ceiling boredly.
CRRZZZaaaaaaapppp.
Max was panicking at the moment.
"MOM!!!" he cried out, freaked out like 'heck' was let loose.
The lights had all went out, but the dining room was soon dimly lit by three candles.
The couple outside high-fived, smirking again.
"Should we commence with Phase Two?" Misty asked.
Ash nodded, "Yes we should. Err...Mist, what's phase two?"
Misty anime-falled, as she sweat-dropped, "We visit the Maples, don't 'cha remember?"
Ash sweat-dropped as well, as he went to help his best friend up. The two had calmed down, as Ash rapped on the door with his knuckles.
"Who's gonna get the door?" Max asked, looking at the dim lit door.
"I'll get it!" May volunteered, grabbing one of the candle-lanterns and walking to the door.
She twisted the doorknob to only reveal her two friends, being a little bit more cheerful than usual.
"Wow. Did Gary die?" May asked, raising an eyebrow.
The couple stopped smiling, looking at her.
Ash laughed, "Of course not!"
"Are you guys gonna come in or something?" May asked, opening the door wider, waiting for a nod, which came alright.
The two trainers walked inside the house, as they sat, okay so Ash plopped, down on the couch.
Brendan yawned from all the way from the dining room, as he said, "I think I'm gonna go sleep now...I don't need a candle, I think the moon is bright enough."
The trainer got up again, as he ascended up the stairs again.
'Crap! Man...I was wrong! I can't even feel my sleeping bag!' Brendan thought, starting to worry a little bit. 'Ah well, I don't think May will mind if I slept in her big bed, like we did in those many Pokemon Centers...'
May's bed was big enough for Brendan to find right after he started looking for his sleeping bag. He climbed into her bed, carefully not going on the side where her Torchic doll was. (A/N: Oh yeah...there's two pillows on her bed!) He yawned, as he tucked himself in, using the large comforter May used, with the PokeBall print on it.
May carried her small candle to her bed, failing to notice the lump in her bed, as she climbed into her bed, putting her candle down on the small table next to it, blowing out the flame. (A/N: Uh oh...ah, for those of you who have read SD's fic...you know what's gonna happen next! ) She yawned, streching out before hugging her Torchic doll, and feeling the warmth of her covers, sleeping peacefully in her bed...or so she thought.
May awoke to feel a hand over her hand, as turned around to see the headband-wearing boy next to her in the bed.
She slapped Brendan, causing him to wake up abruptedly.
"OW!" he yelped, only to seeing the angry trainer looking dead straight at him.
He was very scared right now, as he jumped out of the covers quickly, to the other side of the room, and ironically...that's where his sleeping bag was laid down!
"Do that again, next time it's gonna be your head!" she said, menacely.
Brendan nodded in agreement, as he cowered, covered by the cover of the sleeping bag. (A/N: Geez, that quote sucked.)
-----End Chapter-----
A/N: Ah...that was funny. Just Part One out of Three of the 'Torturing Brendan Chapters'. Like I said, SD, please don't mind if I used something from the Toilet Saga: Brendan and May. Now R&R, people! (I'm sure there isn't any reviews in a few minutes...)