Writer's block... the most feared thing that could ever happen to any author, strikes!!
I've been in a horrible block for quite some time now and if I let it go any further my fics will die! So for now I'm writing this little Quickie.
Oh, chapter 5 has already been beta-ed (Once again: Thank you so much Ckret2!!) and I've already uploaded the correction :)
TRANSFORMERS ARMADA: OF BUNNIES AND MAYHEM QUICKIE #2
YOU WANNA A PET? THEN FEED IT!!
Paulina ::Talking to Overdoze:: …and that guy just fell off the train while we--- ::Her stomach churns loudly:: ---eewww… I'm starving. Isn't there anything I can eat?? ::She sits down, bracing herself::
::Overdoze sniff her twice and looks on her eyes:: When was the last time you ate something?
Paulina: Lemme remember. Hmm… Two days before you found me I stole a pair of sandwiches to an unaware old man. Then I got nothing but water from the ponds I found in my way… oh that and some beer a mate borrowed…
Overdoze ::Utterly choked:: Are you out of your mind?! Aside from that, you haven't taken anything in three days!
Paulina ::Yawning:: Yeah well… not that I haven't gone thru this before.
::An strident crash is heard. A loud raspy male voice-like sound could be heard coming form the nearest passageway. Paulina stands up prepared to run if needed when she sees the black and purple wings of her master::
Seeker Nami: Now, now calm down Suta-chan!!
Starscream: You've been keeping that creature here for three days and didn't say a word?? What are you looking for? Do you want Megatron or Scavenger pissed of by such idiotic action?
Seeker Nami: Sorry Suta-chan… I can take care of her!
Starscream: Oh yeah sure. ::Rolls his eyes:: And do you have the slightest idea of what do they eat?
::Starscream and Nami are now inside the large room. Overdoze stays in place, protecting Paulina who's leaning on a wall::
Nami: O.o Umm… ::She stares at Paulina, runs to her and takes her on one hand raising the human to Starscream's eye level:: But look at her! She's pretty! And she needs little food. She hasn't eaten anything in three days! In that she's better than Lollypop.
::Lollypop, who's behind Nami snorts in disgust, turning its back to her::
Starscream ::Annoyed:: BUCKET HEAD!!! These creatures eat at least two times a day!! I'm surprised you were smart enough to give her a pressurized suit to live here. But oxygen is not the only thing they need, fatass.
::Cyclonus gets into the room, he's been obviously looking for Nami::
Cyclonus: Hey Nami! I've been looking for you ever since you arrived with those two mini-cons. Why have you been---::He stares at Nami's hand in shock::--WHAT THE SLAG IS THAT??!! What is a repulsive human doing here?
::Nami looks at his brother, then to her bondmate with a faint smile on her face:: Soorry guys… but I just couldn't help it! ::She starts to cry and sob::
::Lollypop looks at her uneasily and walks towards Cyclonus, sitting beside him. Nami stops crying and glances at the petro-rabbit::
Nami: o.o Lolly-chan. What are you doing, baby? ::She walks to them and tries to pet the petro-rabbit who turns its back to her again:: WAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Paulina ::Holding her head in both hands:: SHUT UP YOU OVERSIZED BARBIE!! ::Everyone is silent:: I know you're talking about me even when I can't understand a single word of your incessant babbling. Update me NOW!
Starscream: Good, you can talk.
Paulina: Of course I can talk you… you… you understand me??
Starscream: Yes. And I bet you're hungry and tired of all this.
Paulina: Now we understand each other. ::To herself:: Finally there's somebody smart enough here.
Cyclonus: She's hungry? ALL THIS SLAG FOR A HUNGRY HUMAN?? GIVE HER THIS DAMMED THING!! ::Hands them a –very small for them- red box:: It just got stuck in one of my cannons last week we we're looking for a mini-con in that factory. It says something about "Pet food" so it'll work.
Paulina ::Takes a look at the box, at first thinking it might be some cookies:: Give them to me ::Takes the box away from Nami's fingers, she opens the box and starts munching a big brown cookie::
Overdoze ::whines:: Pau… that thing is…
Paulina ::Munching:: Shut up… it'sh tashty…
Overdoze: Take a look at the box first.
Paulina ::Tilts the box to a side:: This is in English smartass, I don't know English!
Overdoze: It says: Dog prize chocolate-flavored cookies.
Paulina ::Choking:: WHAAAT??? ::Takes a close look to the box:: YOU STUPID BLENDER-BUTT! I'M NO DOG!!
::Cyclonus cracks in a burst of laughter while Starscream snickers covering his face with one hand. Lollypop is in the ground grabbing his ears up its face amused. Nami wears a wide smile on her face::
Paulina: This is no fun idiots! ::She rolls her eyes, shaking the box:: Oh, "slaggit"! I'm hungry. ::Takes another cookie and bites it::
Starscream ::Now serious:: Okaay… Cyclonus… how did that box got stuck in your cannon at first?? Oo
Nami: Yeah… that's weird… o.o
Cyclonus: Errmm well I was… umm… . o.o'
::A loud clatter startles them and they all look up the corridor, eyes goes wide when they see Scavenger and Megatron in the hallway, the older mechs are looking at them::
Nami ::Sweetdrop:: Slaggit! ::She hides Paulina behind her back, the human cries a bit when she is covered by the mech's black hands:: Hello there… Mega-chan, Scavenger… hehehe ::She smiles awkwardly::
Megatron ::Pointing fusion cannon to Nami:: Chose: Either you tell me what's that fleshling doing here or I open a hole in your cranium…
Nami: Eeehhh it's a long story… I was just… umm and the mini-cons then… ::She throws Paulina to the air and transforms into a jet catching her and then flies away, Cyclonus follows her trail yelling out loud::
Starscream ::Looking up the sky:: I thought she no longer surprised me. Want me to go after her, sir?
Megatron ::Sighs:: No, she'll be back. For now all I need is some High-grade Energon.
Scavenger: Starscream, your sister is a cracked up nut. Makes Cyclonus look like an amateur.
Starscream: I know, old man. ::Groans with despair:: C'mon Lollypop. Let's get going.
Lollypop: O.O Ukyu Ukyu Ikuu….