You know what, you are so like, as in VBF as in Very Black Figure!
Ever watched Kakabakaba Adventures? Hello? Are there any Filipinos out there? Watch it and it is so cool! I like the animation and the way they act now. It is much better now and my favorite character is Alexis. She may be so (in tagalog) sosyal but she is sooooo likable.
*Stands straight in front of computer and then types in keyboard: This is dedicated to Alexis of Kakabakaba Adventures although she might not like Hiei.
Chapter 1: Alexis
"EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!" a girl said. Her hair was until her shoulders and was braided from top to bottom. She had make-up and a lot of stuff under her eyes.
"Is there anything wrong?" what seemed to be a maid.
"I've got a B.U.E.B! (spell it out)" the girl said.
"Um, B.U.E.B.?" the maid said.
"Yeah, duh! As in Big Ugly Eye Bags!" she said as she flung her hair and started applying make-up under her face.
***
"Hn." Hiei said, "Where is the baka toddler?" Hiei said as he looked around for Koenma. Koenma popped in front of his chair.
"Nice that you all went!" Koenma said cheerfully. Botan entered carrying a pile of papers for Koenma to sign. Immediately, Koenma lost his sign of cheerfulness.
"So what have you got to the great Kazuma Kuwabara?" Kuwabara said as he thrust his fist in the air and the flag of Japan suddenly appeared at his back.
"Baka." Hiei said. Turning to the toddler he asked, "So, what will we do?" he asked.
Koenma looked at the sheets of paper in front of him and said, "Not much. I want you to attend to a party of a friend of mine." he said. Kurama looked at Koenma his eyes raised.
"Party?" he asked. "Koenma, are you sure you really want us to do this?" he asked.
Koenma nodded from the pile of papers that were growing faster and faster as Koenma tried to keep pace with it. Botan decided to help. "So it is like this," Botan started to explain, "There is this millionaire and Koenma wants you all to go and meet him for Koenma in the party."
"Why us?" Yusuke said as he rubbed his ears. "Why not some other?"
"Because Koenma trusts no other that you!" Botan piped in.
"Hn." Hiei said, "That flatters the heart." he said sarcastically.
"Thank you now Botan here will give you your invitations. Do not worry. It will be a pool party and all you have to do is to prevent any mischief happening." Koenma said.
"Well, it won't be that bad." Kurama said as he rubbed his chin. "I mean, they are really rich people and nothing could possibly go wrong."
"You're wrong kitsune." Hiei said, "I will never go."
"Chicken!" Kuwabara said, "Chicken! Chicken!" Kuwabara said as he made a chicken dance. Soon, he did the after-being-hit-by-Hiei-swirly- dance.
"So when do we go?" Kurama asked.
"In about three hours." Koenma said.
"Where will it be?" Yusuke asked.
"Neh? You seem interested detective." Hiei observed.
"You are cranky today, neh, Hiei?" Yusuke said as his eyes slanted.
"Baka." Hiei said as he made Yusuke do the after-being-hit-by-Hiei- swirly-dance. It looked great: two dancers on the dance floor.
"Oh yeah, you have to be protecting a young lady named Alexis." Botan said as she ran up to them. "She can be a bit cranky but still." she said as she brought them back to the Ningenkai. "So! Good luck! Here is a map. Follow it and it will lead you to a house. From there, introduce yourselves as Koenma's special invites and they will let you in." Botan said as she jumped to her oar and floated away.
"Wait!" Kurama, Yusuke, and Kuwabara shouted, "What do we wear?" they shouted at Botan's retreating back.
"They will give you clothes!" Botan shouted back. The YYH gang looked at each other in confusion and except Hiei who hned as always.
***
"Daddy! Where are like the bodyguards?" a young girl of around sixteen said (in this story, their human age is sixteen) as she was examining her beautifully polished fingernails.
"Don't worry my little sweet. They are merely dressing up." her father said as he looked at his sweet little daughter.
"Hurry up Father!" she said as she crossed her legs, "I'm so like tired of waiting! I want to go out with my friends!" she said.
"Oh wait, I think they're here." his father said as there was a knock on the door.
"Father, it has to be like, you know, not ugly guards. The other time the guy with freckles that guarded me shooed away all of my friends!" she cried out.
"Not to worry. They won't be." he said. 'Koenma' he thought angrily, 'this is your last chance, give my daughter a good bodyguard...'
"Father, it's not them. Can I like go and see them with my friend?" the girl asked. The father thought a while then said yes.
***
"Oh my goodness gracious!" Yusuke exclaimed as he looked at the mirror. He had his hair cut short (he looks better than that) and he was wearing a white suit. All in all, with the new slick shiny hair of his, he looked extremely handsome.
"OH! If only my Yukina was here!" Kuwabara said dreamily as he saw his reflection in the mirror, "I want her to see this!"
"Kurama, how is yours?" Kuwabara shouted to Kurama who was still inside dressing.
"Good." he shouted, "But Hiei won't come out! HIEI! HIEI! Come out!" Kurama said as came the sound of door banging.
"No." was Hiei's reply. "Never."
"Come on Hiei!" Kurama shouted from the door, "We won't laugh!"
"Baka. You will."
"Of course we will!" Kuwabara shouted. Before long, he received a hit in the head from Yusuke.
"Kuwabara!" he hissed, "Quit it or we may never see Hiei and get to laugh at him!"
"I heard that detective!" Hiei shouted.
"Hiei! Come out of there or I will personally smash the door with my reigun!" Yusuke shouted as he stomped to Hiei's door.
"The moment you do that I will also personally make sure that my sword reaches the very tip of your lungs that will make you forget to breathe!" he shouted.
"Hiei! That was not very threatening and scary however, knowing your personality, it can be worse than I can imagine." Yusuke said thoughtfully.
"Glad you noticed detective." Hiei said sarcastically. Yusuke and Kurama snickered. Then there was a knock on the door.
"Come in!" Yusuke shouted as he tried to pull out the doorknob. The door opened.
"What is taking you so long?" a man said. "Master Natma and his daughter Alexis are waiting!"
"Hiei! Better come out!" Yusuke shouted.
"Baka! No." he said. "However, I will under certain circumstances."
"What circumstances?" Yusuke asked.
"Under the circumstance that you will all allow me to shove my sword up your throats the moment you all utter a single laugh, much less a snicker." Hiei shouted back.
"DEAL!" Yusuke shouted.
"Um, Yusuke, don't you think that it would be a very bad idea?" Kuwabara asked.
"Why would it?" Yusuke said as the door slowly opened.
"Because the reason why you wanted Hiei to go out was because you wanted to laugh at him." Kurama said.
"I will laugh at him. Who cares what he... uh... Hiei is that you?" Yusuke said as he looked at Hiei's figure. He was wearing a white suit and white pants. He had a new band to cover his Jagan and there were ruffles in his chest. His sword was placed in a white sheath that was tied around his waist. (notice how I like white suits?)
"Hn." Hiei said. "Where is Kurama?" Hiei asked as he looked around.
"He went ahead." Kuwabara said as he jerked his finger to the door.
"Hn" was Hiei's reply.
***
"Hey dad, where is my bodyguard?" Alexis asked, "Do you know how boring it is here?" she said as she flung her hair over her shoulders, "I'm like sitting here and those guys to protect me are not even here."
"Hey." Kurama said. Two girls looked at Kurama and a girl named Arianna looked at Kurama and nearly squealed too loud.
"Oh Kurama!" she said, "Hey! No time no see!" she said. Kurama smiled at the two sisters.
"So how is it?" he asked.
"Not as fun as my sister and I thought it would be. Both mother and father did not want us to go to the beach!" she said. Kurama sat beside the two of them.
"So do you have any idea who we are to protect?" Kurama asked. Alexis nodded her head.
"My uncle right?" she asked. Kurama nodded, "Uh! He just went there the buffet table. He's really rich and stuff." she said.
"But aren't you rich Alexis?" Kurama asked. Alexis laughed.
"Kurama, Kurama." she said, "Yeah, we're like rich however I was just invited here. Hehe. Do not tell anybody."
Kurama nodded. "Alexis?"
"Hm?"
"Why do you need bodyguards?"
Alexis looked at Kurama and said, "Hm, the truth is people want to kill me and my family. We are rich so people k us."
"Uh, K?"
"Yeah Kurama, as in Kill us. Duh!" Alexis said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
***
"Baka Kitsune." Hiei kept muttering under his breathe. They had been in the party for so long that they were already in swimming attire minus Hiei. He was sitting in a chair that was bendable and lying down in the dark night.
Ok he thought, it was not as bad as I thought it was. All I have to do when some girls stare or go near me is to glare and they run away as if the world would end. Hiei smirked. Nothing like a good dose of glaring.
"Hey Hiei! Where is Kurama?" he asked. Hiei shrugged his shoulders and his hand over his eyes.
"Ok..." Yusuke said. Kuwabara walked up to them groaning.
"My precious Yukina..." he said. Hiei looked at Kuwabara his eyebrows raised.
"Did you not have enough of her?" he asked, "There are other girls in here." Deep inside, Hiei was testing Kuwabara.
"No way!" Kuwabara said as he swung his hand to portray his extreme emotion, "No one can be prettier than my Yukina!"
Hiei hned and solemnly had to agree with it. I do too. I can't find any girl in any anime show much prettier and kind than any her.
"Hey you all!" Kurama said.
"Baka. Where have you been and why are there little people in here?" Hiei asked.
"One, it is one in the morning and people decided to leave and friends of Arianna stay and sleep here." Kurama explained.
"And number two?" Yusuke asked.
"Number two, I was with my friend Alexis. Here, this is Alexis and this is her older sister Arianna." Kurama said as he pointed to two girls who emerged behind him.
"Hey!" Arianna said. She had red hair that was until her shoulders and tied up in a ponytail. Her skin was white as her younger sister was. She was wearing a shirt that has a curve and blue shorts.
"Hey you guys!" Alexis said. Obviously, she was the energetic of the two. She had black hair that was braided in two pigtails at the back and hung at her back.
"Uh, hi!" Yusuke said.
"Hey, who is that guy? He's like so VBF!" Alexis said looking at Hiei and it was obvious that she did not have a good impression on him.
"VBF?" Kurama, Yusuke, and Kuwabara asked at the same time. "Um VBF?" Kuwabara asked to clarify.
"Yeah! As in Very Black Figure!" and like before, she said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. Before Alexis or anyone knew it, Hiei had his sword way up her throat.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Alexis screamed. Hiei backed away from Alexis as if she was dangerous or something. He looked surprised at the fact that she had a small mouth yet she could shout that loud. "Why you!" Alexis said at Hiei, "Daddy! Mommy! This guy hurt me!" she shouted.
"Alexis, quit it. He just shoved his sword up your throat." Arianna said.
"But you don't know how it felt!" Alexis said to her sister, "I saw my life flash before my eyes!"
Hiei felt good about that certain compliment. He had heard so many people comment him about this fact and it made him feel great.
"I wanna go to sleep." Alexis said as she tugged Arianna's arm.
"Um, can I ask how old you both are?" Yusuke asked. Kuwabara nodded.
"Oh. I'm nineteen and Alexis is fourteen." Arianna explained.
"Oh, is that so?" Kurama said.
"Hn." :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::
Baka me! I mean what can you gat out of this chapter? Oh well... I really like Shadowed Past and There's someone out there for everyone! It is so cool! Ok so it is PG or PG-13 but I'm also fourteen so I don't have to not read it! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Hehe. Sorry. Hyper mood. WAAAAAAAAAHH!! No new reviews. I still have *counts* around 41-42 reviews all in all and it is still not rising. Sigh. How do you make readers come to your story and stay there? Anyway, Chao!
~Norin
Ever watched Kakabakaba Adventures? Hello? Are there any Filipinos out there? Watch it and it is so cool! I like the animation and the way they act now. It is much better now and my favorite character is Alexis. She may be so (in tagalog) sosyal but she is sooooo likable.
*Stands straight in front of computer and then types in keyboard: This is dedicated to Alexis of Kakabakaba Adventures although she might not like Hiei.
Chapter 1: Alexis
"EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!" a girl said. Her hair was until her shoulders and was braided from top to bottom. She had make-up and a lot of stuff under her eyes.
"Is there anything wrong?" what seemed to be a maid.
"I've got a B.U.E.B! (spell it out)" the girl said.
"Um, B.U.E.B.?" the maid said.
"Yeah, duh! As in Big Ugly Eye Bags!" she said as she flung her hair and started applying make-up under her face.
***
"Hn." Hiei said, "Where is the baka toddler?" Hiei said as he looked around for Koenma. Koenma popped in front of his chair.
"Nice that you all went!" Koenma said cheerfully. Botan entered carrying a pile of papers for Koenma to sign. Immediately, Koenma lost his sign of cheerfulness.
"So what have you got to the great Kazuma Kuwabara?" Kuwabara said as he thrust his fist in the air and the flag of Japan suddenly appeared at his back.
"Baka." Hiei said. Turning to the toddler he asked, "So, what will we do?" he asked.
Koenma looked at the sheets of paper in front of him and said, "Not much. I want you to attend to a party of a friend of mine." he said. Kurama looked at Koenma his eyes raised.
"Party?" he asked. "Koenma, are you sure you really want us to do this?" he asked.
Koenma nodded from the pile of papers that were growing faster and faster as Koenma tried to keep pace with it. Botan decided to help. "So it is like this," Botan started to explain, "There is this millionaire and Koenma wants you all to go and meet him for Koenma in the party."
"Why us?" Yusuke said as he rubbed his ears. "Why not some other?"
"Because Koenma trusts no other that you!" Botan piped in.
"Hn." Hiei said, "That flatters the heart." he said sarcastically.
"Thank you now Botan here will give you your invitations. Do not worry. It will be a pool party and all you have to do is to prevent any mischief happening." Koenma said.
"Well, it won't be that bad." Kurama said as he rubbed his chin. "I mean, they are really rich people and nothing could possibly go wrong."
"You're wrong kitsune." Hiei said, "I will never go."
"Chicken!" Kuwabara said, "Chicken! Chicken!" Kuwabara said as he made a chicken dance. Soon, he did the after-being-hit-by-Hiei-swirly- dance.
"So when do we go?" Kurama asked.
"In about three hours." Koenma said.
"Where will it be?" Yusuke asked.
"Neh? You seem interested detective." Hiei observed.
"You are cranky today, neh, Hiei?" Yusuke said as his eyes slanted.
"Baka." Hiei said as he made Yusuke do the after-being-hit-by-Hiei- swirly-dance. It looked great: two dancers on the dance floor.
"Oh yeah, you have to be protecting a young lady named Alexis." Botan said as she ran up to them. "She can be a bit cranky but still." she said as she brought them back to the Ningenkai. "So! Good luck! Here is a map. Follow it and it will lead you to a house. From there, introduce yourselves as Koenma's special invites and they will let you in." Botan said as she jumped to her oar and floated away.
"Wait!" Kurama, Yusuke, and Kuwabara shouted, "What do we wear?" they shouted at Botan's retreating back.
"They will give you clothes!" Botan shouted back. The YYH gang looked at each other in confusion and except Hiei who hned as always.
***
"Daddy! Where are like the bodyguards?" a young girl of around sixteen said (in this story, their human age is sixteen) as she was examining her beautifully polished fingernails.
"Don't worry my little sweet. They are merely dressing up." her father said as he looked at his sweet little daughter.
"Hurry up Father!" she said as she crossed her legs, "I'm so like tired of waiting! I want to go out with my friends!" she said.
"Oh wait, I think they're here." his father said as there was a knock on the door.
"Father, it has to be like, you know, not ugly guards. The other time the guy with freckles that guarded me shooed away all of my friends!" she cried out.
"Not to worry. They won't be." he said. 'Koenma' he thought angrily, 'this is your last chance, give my daughter a good bodyguard...'
"Father, it's not them. Can I like go and see them with my friend?" the girl asked. The father thought a while then said yes.
***
"Oh my goodness gracious!" Yusuke exclaimed as he looked at the mirror. He had his hair cut short (he looks better than that) and he was wearing a white suit. All in all, with the new slick shiny hair of his, he looked extremely handsome.
"OH! If only my Yukina was here!" Kuwabara said dreamily as he saw his reflection in the mirror, "I want her to see this!"
"Kurama, how is yours?" Kuwabara shouted to Kurama who was still inside dressing.
"Good." he shouted, "But Hiei won't come out! HIEI! HIEI! Come out!" Kurama said as came the sound of door banging.
"No." was Hiei's reply. "Never."
"Come on Hiei!" Kurama shouted from the door, "We won't laugh!"
"Baka. You will."
"Of course we will!" Kuwabara shouted. Before long, he received a hit in the head from Yusuke.
"Kuwabara!" he hissed, "Quit it or we may never see Hiei and get to laugh at him!"
"I heard that detective!" Hiei shouted.
"Hiei! Come out of there or I will personally smash the door with my reigun!" Yusuke shouted as he stomped to Hiei's door.
"The moment you do that I will also personally make sure that my sword reaches the very tip of your lungs that will make you forget to breathe!" he shouted.
"Hiei! That was not very threatening and scary however, knowing your personality, it can be worse than I can imagine." Yusuke said thoughtfully.
"Glad you noticed detective." Hiei said sarcastically. Yusuke and Kurama snickered. Then there was a knock on the door.
"Come in!" Yusuke shouted as he tried to pull out the doorknob. The door opened.
"What is taking you so long?" a man said. "Master Natma and his daughter Alexis are waiting!"
"Hiei! Better come out!" Yusuke shouted.
"Baka! No." he said. "However, I will under certain circumstances."
"What circumstances?" Yusuke asked.
"Under the circumstance that you will all allow me to shove my sword up your throats the moment you all utter a single laugh, much less a snicker." Hiei shouted back.
"DEAL!" Yusuke shouted.
"Um, Yusuke, don't you think that it would be a very bad idea?" Kuwabara asked.
"Why would it?" Yusuke said as the door slowly opened.
"Because the reason why you wanted Hiei to go out was because you wanted to laugh at him." Kurama said.
"I will laugh at him. Who cares what he... uh... Hiei is that you?" Yusuke said as he looked at Hiei's figure. He was wearing a white suit and white pants. He had a new band to cover his Jagan and there were ruffles in his chest. His sword was placed in a white sheath that was tied around his waist. (notice how I like white suits?)
"Hn." Hiei said. "Where is Kurama?" Hiei asked as he looked around.
"He went ahead." Kuwabara said as he jerked his finger to the door.
"Hn" was Hiei's reply.
***
"Hey dad, where is my bodyguard?" Alexis asked, "Do you know how boring it is here?" she said as she flung her hair over her shoulders, "I'm like sitting here and those guys to protect me are not even here."
"Hey." Kurama said. Two girls looked at Kurama and a girl named Arianna looked at Kurama and nearly squealed too loud.
"Oh Kurama!" she said, "Hey! No time no see!" she said. Kurama smiled at the two sisters.
"So how is it?" he asked.
"Not as fun as my sister and I thought it would be. Both mother and father did not want us to go to the beach!" she said. Kurama sat beside the two of them.
"So do you have any idea who we are to protect?" Kurama asked. Alexis nodded her head.
"My uncle right?" she asked. Kurama nodded, "Uh! He just went there the buffet table. He's really rich and stuff." she said.
"But aren't you rich Alexis?" Kurama asked. Alexis laughed.
"Kurama, Kurama." she said, "Yeah, we're like rich however I was just invited here. Hehe. Do not tell anybody."
Kurama nodded. "Alexis?"
"Hm?"
"Why do you need bodyguards?"
Alexis looked at Kurama and said, "Hm, the truth is people want to kill me and my family. We are rich so people k us."
"Uh, K?"
"Yeah Kurama, as in Kill us. Duh!" Alexis said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
***
"Baka Kitsune." Hiei kept muttering under his breathe. They had been in the party for so long that they were already in swimming attire minus Hiei. He was sitting in a chair that was bendable and lying down in the dark night.
Ok he thought, it was not as bad as I thought it was. All I have to do when some girls stare or go near me is to glare and they run away as if the world would end. Hiei smirked. Nothing like a good dose of glaring.
"Hey Hiei! Where is Kurama?" he asked. Hiei shrugged his shoulders and his hand over his eyes.
"Ok..." Yusuke said. Kuwabara walked up to them groaning.
"My precious Yukina..." he said. Hiei looked at Kuwabara his eyebrows raised.
"Did you not have enough of her?" he asked, "There are other girls in here." Deep inside, Hiei was testing Kuwabara.
"No way!" Kuwabara said as he swung his hand to portray his extreme emotion, "No one can be prettier than my Yukina!"
Hiei hned and solemnly had to agree with it. I do too. I can't find any girl in any anime show much prettier and kind than any her.
"Hey you all!" Kurama said.
"Baka. Where have you been and why are there little people in here?" Hiei asked.
"One, it is one in the morning and people decided to leave and friends of Arianna stay and sleep here." Kurama explained.
"And number two?" Yusuke asked.
"Number two, I was with my friend Alexis. Here, this is Alexis and this is her older sister Arianna." Kurama said as he pointed to two girls who emerged behind him.
"Hey!" Arianna said. She had red hair that was until her shoulders and tied up in a ponytail. Her skin was white as her younger sister was. She was wearing a shirt that has a curve and blue shorts.
"Hey you guys!" Alexis said. Obviously, she was the energetic of the two. She had black hair that was braided in two pigtails at the back and hung at her back.
"Uh, hi!" Yusuke said.
"Hey, who is that guy? He's like so VBF!" Alexis said looking at Hiei and it was obvious that she did not have a good impression on him.
"VBF?" Kurama, Yusuke, and Kuwabara asked at the same time. "Um VBF?" Kuwabara asked to clarify.
"Yeah! As in Very Black Figure!" and like before, she said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. Before Alexis or anyone knew it, Hiei had his sword way up her throat.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Alexis screamed. Hiei backed away from Alexis as if she was dangerous or something. He looked surprised at the fact that she had a small mouth yet she could shout that loud. "Why you!" Alexis said at Hiei, "Daddy! Mommy! This guy hurt me!" she shouted.
"Alexis, quit it. He just shoved his sword up your throat." Arianna said.
"But you don't know how it felt!" Alexis said to her sister, "I saw my life flash before my eyes!"
Hiei felt good about that certain compliment. He had heard so many people comment him about this fact and it made him feel great.
"I wanna go to sleep." Alexis said as she tugged Arianna's arm.
"Um, can I ask how old you both are?" Yusuke asked. Kuwabara nodded.
"Oh. I'm nineteen and Alexis is fourteen." Arianna explained.
"Oh, is that so?" Kurama said.
"Hn." :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::
Baka me! I mean what can you gat out of this chapter? Oh well... I really like Shadowed Past and There's someone out there for everyone! It is so cool! Ok so it is PG or PG-13 but I'm also fourteen so I don't have to not read it! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Hehe. Sorry. Hyper mood. WAAAAAAAAAHH!! No new reviews. I still have *counts* around 41-42 reviews all in all and it is still not rising. Sigh. How do you make readers come to your story and stay there? Anyway, Chao!
~Norin