Chapter 3: Oniisan
"What did you so that for?" Alexis said.
"Hn."
"Hmph!"
"Are you trying to be innocent on purpose?" Hiei said sarcastically, "Or are you trying to get them on your 'charms'"
"But I am pretty." Alexis said as she flipped her hair, "Um, but do you think that I placed too much make-up?" she asked suddenly conscious of herself.
"Hn, I guess I have to go away." Hiei said.
"Hey! Don't leave me here!" Alexis cried out. Hiei disappeared, "Hmph! Meanie."
"I am not." Hiei said as he reappeared in front of Alexis again.
"Your back!" Alexis said.
"Hn. Baka."
"Um, k..."
"You like me right?" Alexis said to Hiei.
"Nani?!" Hiei said his eyes nearly bulging.
"Haha!" Alexis said as she placed her hand over her mouth. "I knew it! I knew it! You like me!" she said.
"Baka! I do not like you." Hiei said.
"Aw, c'mon Hiei, you don't have to be shy." Alexis said, "After all, I'm a pretty young lady!"
"I describe you as a talkative little ningen." Hiei said.
"Hmph!" Alexis said, "I know you like me."
"You have nerve of saying that." Hiei said.
"Uh! I have plenty of admirers thank you very much!" Alexis said.
"I do not believe you." Hiei said.
"Is too!"
"No way."
"Wanna see what they gave me?" she said to prove that she was not lying.
"Hn, and what did they give you?" Hiei said as he smirked, "Flowers with bees?"
"Hmph!" Alexis said as she crossed her arms, "You know Hiei, your still so V.B.F."
"Uh, V.B.F.?"
"Yeah! As in you know, Very Black Figure!"
"Do you know that underneath this cloak of mine, I posses a sword?" Hiei threatened.
"And do you know that inside this bag of mine, I posses a cellphone?" Alexis said as she pointed to her bag.
Hiei eyed her bag. "What is so special with ningen bags that anything seems to pop out of it no matter how small the bag is?" Hiei said.
"It's called G.S.P.M., Duh!" Alexis said.
"G.S.P- what?"
"G.S.P.M.! As is Girl Scouts of the Philippines Motto! Duh!" she said.
"You're a girl scout?" Hiei said.
"Um, duh?"
"What is a girl scout?" Hiei asked.
"You know, your so B as in Blank." Alexis commented.
"Blank? Listen ningen-"
"Yeah! Blank! You act like as if you are so unknown of these simple things!" Alexis said as she flung her hands high, "It's like you were born in another world!"
Hiei was silent or let us say his sweat dropped. He decided to change the subject. "So, what is a Girl Scout of the Philippone?"
"Philippines! You really are so B!" Alexis said. "A girl scout is a girl that is in a certain country. We're like environment people!" she said.
Hiei stared at her bag. It had crocodile skin in it. "Yeah... environment people..."
"You were saying something?"
"Hn."
"Yes?"
"Hn."
"Neh?"
"Hm?"
"What?"
"Hn."
"Nani?"
"Baka."
"?"
"..."
"Ok..." Alexis said, "I guess this conversation is getting somewhere..."
"I don't have what you ningens call a 'crush' on you." Hiei said.
"Yeah right! And why do you keep calling me a ningen?"
"Just view it that I view you lower than me." Hiei said.
"Yow! I do not believe you. You like me!" Alexis said as she danced around.
"Prove it." Hiei said.
"You get so all defensive when you are with me!"
"You are too so it means you like me." Hiei smirked.
"Am not!" Alexis defended.
"And here you were telling me that it was me who was so defensive." Hiei said.
"Hmph!"
"C'mon." Hiei said as he swooped her up in his arms.
"Hey! Hiei! Let me go!" Alexis said as Hiei began running to where Kurama and the others were.
"Hn."
"C'mon!" she was close to tears.
Hiei stopped. It was strange to see her nearly crying. "Stop that!" Hiei said.
"Let me go!" she said. Hiei needed not to be told twice. He set her to the ground slowly. They were near the castle-like mansion.
"Um, why are... you... erm... well, you know, um... crying?" Hiei spat out. He was scratching the back of his head the whole time.
"You meanie!" Alexis said as she pounded on his chest. Luckily, Hiei always trains if not it would have hurt.
"Tell me what is it!" Hiei said as she held both of her hands that were pounding on him.
"Meanie!"
"What in the Makai did I do?" Hiei burst out.
"You carried me!"
"So?"
"You don't know how important F's are to me!" Alexis said.
"F?"
"Yeah. The First's" Alexis said when she managed to be free in Hiei's grasp and pounded on Hiei again, "The first in everything! First in boyfriend, first kiss, first hug, first wedding, first fight, first.... Everything!"
"You really are a romantic ningen are you?"
"Yeah!" she said as she was close to tears, "And most importantly, I view the most important thing in my life is that the first time that I will be carried by the man I really love!"
"Er, so..."
"You are not the one!" Alexis said, "He's in the Philippines! He still isn't back. I miss him... He was always there. He makes sure that no one tricks me that no one hurts me and disappoints me. He was always there when I needed him... now, he is so far away, and daddy is always gone! I don't *sniff* don't know what to do..."
"Um..." Hiei said then he turned pink when Alexis started crying in his chest. "Um, Alexis?"
"I don't *hic* know what to *snivel* do..." Alexis cried out.
Hiei felt awkward. Ok, so here was a girl he met a few minutes ago and then here she was crying on him as if she knew him for years... No wonder the other spirit Detectives gave up on her Hiei said.
Still, Hiei felt sorry for the girl. He knew how it felt to feel left alone.
He patted her back awkwardly. Alexis held his cloak tight even more. "I... miss *hic*... him..."
"Um, Alexis?"
"*hic* Yes?" she said as she wiped under her eyes.
"Um, don't worry about it." he said. "Um, well, so you miss him right?"
"Uh-huh. (yes)."
"So, well, I'll just be something like an older um, brother to you while he's gone and well... you know, until he comes back..." Hiei said.
"Oh Hiei! Thank you!" Alexis said as she flung on Hiei.
"Um, Alexis?"
"Yeah?"
"Stop... it..."
"Huh? Stop what?"
"That?"
"The hugging?"
"No. The part where you are stepping on my foot."
"Oh. So sorry Hiei."
"Baka."
"Meanie."
"Over-grown ningen."
"V.B.F.!"
"Fat ningen."
"Frea- what? I'm fat?" Alexis said as she tried looking at her shirt and waist.
"Er..."
"I do?" Alexis said.
"Um maybe we should go..."
"Hiei!"
"Uh, meet you there with Kurama!"
"Hiei!"
"What!"
"You are leaving me alone? In the dark? What if someone comes and then he sees me and... and..." Alexis said as she looked around fearfully.
"Baby." Hiei muttered as he carried Alexis in his arms.
"Weee! Daddy!"
"Baka. I am not your daddy." Hiei muttered.
"Mommy!"
"That is worse."
"Um, honey?"
"Honey?"
"Yeah, like husband-wife."
"Do you want me to drop you?"
"No! Ok, so I'll think of something better!"
"You better."
"Sister?"
"I have this strong inclination to throw you up a cliff."
"Ok then, um,"
"Make it good Alexis. My sword is beside me and I could just draw it up and place it near your neck."
"No! Ok then, how about... um... Aha! The perfect one!"
"Make it quick."
"Brother!" Alexis giggled. Hiei was silent. "Um, Hiei? Did I say something wrong?" Alexis asked as she stared at Hiei.
"What? Um, no." Hiei said.
"So, is it ok? Or will you place your sword up my neck or throw me down a cliff?"
"I like it." Hiei said, "I really like it."
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::
Hewo!!! I know that this did not have a point at all but I just wanted the reviewers and readers to know how Hiei and Alexis will now view each other and about Alexis' friend in the Philippines.
Hiei: You are a baka.
Yukina-kun: Hehe. Um why?
Hiei:...
"What did you so that for?" Alexis said.
"Hn."
"Hmph!"
"Are you trying to be innocent on purpose?" Hiei said sarcastically, "Or are you trying to get them on your 'charms'"
"But I am pretty." Alexis said as she flipped her hair, "Um, but do you think that I placed too much make-up?" she asked suddenly conscious of herself.
"Hn, I guess I have to go away." Hiei said.
"Hey! Don't leave me here!" Alexis cried out. Hiei disappeared, "Hmph! Meanie."
"I am not." Hiei said as he reappeared in front of Alexis again.
"Your back!" Alexis said.
"Hn. Baka."
"Um, k..."
"You like me right?" Alexis said to Hiei.
"Nani?!" Hiei said his eyes nearly bulging.
"Haha!" Alexis said as she placed her hand over her mouth. "I knew it! I knew it! You like me!" she said.
"Baka! I do not like you." Hiei said.
"Aw, c'mon Hiei, you don't have to be shy." Alexis said, "After all, I'm a pretty young lady!"
"I describe you as a talkative little ningen." Hiei said.
"Hmph!" Alexis said, "I know you like me."
"You have nerve of saying that." Hiei said.
"Uh! I have plenty of admirers thank you very much!" Alexis said.
"I do not believe you." Hiei said.
"Is too!"
"No way."
"Wanna see what they gave me?" she said to prove that she was not lying.
"Hn, and what did they give you?" Hiei said as he smirked, "Flowers with bees?"
"Hmph!" Alexis said as she crossed her arms, "You know Hiei, your still so V.B.F."
"Uh, V.B.F.?"
"Yeah! As in you know, Very Black Figure!"
"Do you know that underneath this cloak of mine, I posses a sword?" Hiei threatened.
"And do you know that inside this bag of mine, I posses a cellphone?" Alexis said as she pointed to her bag.
Hiei eyed her bag. "What is so special with ningen bags that anything seems to pop out of it no matter how small the bag is?" Hiei said.
"It's called G.S.P.M., Duh!" Alexis said.
"G.S.P- what?"
"G.S.P.M.! As is Girl Scouts of the Philippines Motto! Duh!" she said.
"You're a girl scout?" Hiei said.
"Um, duh?"
"What is a girl scout?" Hiei asked.
"You know, your so B as in Blank." Alexis commented.
"Blank? Listen ningen-"
"Yeah! Blank! You act like as if you are so unknown of these simple things!" Alexis said as she flung her hands high, "It's like you were born in another world!"
Hiei was silent or let us say his sweat dropped. He decided to change the subject. "So, what is a Girl Scout of the Philippone?"
"Philippines! You really are so B!" Alexis said. "A girl scout is a girl that is in a certain country. We're like environment people!" she said.
Hiei stared at her bag. It had crocodile skin in it. "Yeah... environment people..."
"You were saying something?"
"Hn."
"Yes?"
"Hn."
"Neh?"
"Hm?"
"What?"
"Hn."
"Nani?"
"Baka."
"?"
"..."
"Ok..." Alexis said, "I guess this conversation is getting somewhere..."
"I don't have what you ningens call a 'crush' on you." Hiei said.
"Yeah right! And why do you keep calling me a ningen?"
"Just view it that I view you lower than me." Hiei said.
"Yow! I do not believe you. You like me!" Alexis said as she danced around.
"Prove it." Hiei said.
"You get so all defensive when you are with me!"
"You are too so it means you like me." Hiei smirked.
"Am not!" Alexis defended.
"And here you were telling me that it was me who was so defensive." Hiei said.
"Hmph!"
"C'mon." Hiei said as he swooped her up in his arms.
"Hey! Hiei! Let me go!" Alexis said as Hiei began running to where Kurama and the others were.
"Hn."
"C'mon!" she was close to tears.
Hiei stopped. It was strange to see her nearly crying. "Stop that!" Hiei said.
"Let me go!" she said. Hiei needed not to be told twice. He set her to the ground slowly. They were near the castle-like mansion.
"Um, why are... you... erm... well, you know, um... crying?" Hiei spat out. He was scratching the back of his head the whole time.
"You meanie!" Alexis said as she pounded on his chest. Luckily, Hiei always trains if not it would have hurt.
"Tell me what is it!" Hiei said as she held both of her hands that were pounding on him.
"Meanie!"
"What in the Makai did I do?" Hiei burst out.
"You carried me!"
"So?"
"You don't know how important F's are to me!" Alexis said.
"F?"
"Yeah. The First's" Alexis said when she managed to be free in Hiei's grasp and pounded on Hiei again, "The first in everything! First in boyfriend, first kiss, first hug, first wedding, first fight, first.... Everything!"
"You really are a romantic ningen are you?"
"Yeah!" she said as she was close to tears, "And most importantly, I view the most important thing in my life is that the first time that I will be carried by the man I really love!"
"Er, so..."
"You are not the one!" Alexis said, "He's in the Philippines! He still isn't back. I miss him... He was always there. He makes sure that no one tricks me that no one hurts me and disappoints me. He was always there when I needed him... now, he is so far away, and daddy is always gone! I don't *sniff* don't know what to do..."
"Um..." Hiei said then he turned pink when Alexis started crying in his chest. "Um, Alexis?"
"I don't *hic* know what to *snivel* do..." Alexis cried out.
Hiei felt awkward. Ok, so here was a girl he met a few minutes ago and then here she was crying on him as if she knew him for years... No wonder the other spirit Detectives gave up on her Hiei said.
Still, Hiei felt sorry for the girl. He knew how it felt to feel left alone.
He patted her back awkwardly. Alexis held his cloak tight even more. "I... miss *hic*... him..."
"Um, Alexis?"
"*hic* Yes?" she said as she wiped under her eyes.
"Um, don't worry about it." he said. "Um, well, so you miss him right?"
"Uh-huh. (yes)."
"So, well, I'll just be something like an older um, brother to you while he's gone and well... you know, until he comes back..." Hiei said.
"Oh Hiei! Thank you!" Alexis said as she flung on Hiei.
"Um, Alexis?"
"Yeah?"
"Stop... it..."
"Huh? Stop what?"
"That?"
"The hugging?"
"No. The part where you are stepping on my foot."
"Oh. So sorry Hiei."
"Baka."
"Meanie."
"Over-grown ningen."
"V.B.F.!"
"Fat ningen."
"Frea- what? I'm fat?" Alexis said as she tried looking at her shirt and waist.
"Er..."
"I do?" Alexis said.
"Um maybe we should go..."
"Hiei!"
"Uh, meet you there with Kurama!"
"Hiei!"
"What!"
"You are leaving me alone? In the dark? What if someone comes and then he sees me and... and..." Alexis said as she looked around fearfully.
"Baby." Hiei muttered as he carried Alexis in his arms.
"Weee! Daddy!"
"Baka. I am not your daddy." Hiei muttered.
"Mommy!"
"That is worse."
"Um, honey?"
"Honey?"
"Yeah, like husband-wife."
"Do you want me to drop you?"
"No! Ok, so I'll think of something better!"
"You better."
"Sister?"
"I have this strong inclination to throw you up a cliff."
"Ok then, um,"
"Make it good Alexis. My sword is beside me and I could just draw it up and place it near your neck."
"No! Ok then, how about... um... Aha! The perfect one!"
"Make it quick."
"Brother!" Alexis giggled. Hiei was silent. "Um, Hiei? Did I say something wrong?" Alexis asked as she stared at Hiei.
"What? Um, no." Hiei said.
"So, is it ok? Or will you place your sword up my neck or throw me down a cliff?"
"I like it." Hiei said, "I really like it."
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::
Hewo!!! I know that this did not have a point at all but I just wanted the reviewers and readers to know how Hiei and Alexis will now view each other and about Alexis' friend in the Philippines.
Hiei: You are a baka.
Yukina-kun: Hehe. Um why?
Hiei:...