Yukina-kun: Do you know what the problem is?

Hiei: What?

Yukina-kun: Ghost Fighter a.k.a. Yu Yu Hakushu is about to end today at exactly Five o clock pm!

Kurama: So?

Yukina-kun: No more Hiei's and Kurama's............ *sniff*

Kurama: Ok...

Yukina-kun: Waaaa!!!

Kurama: And here I thought that I was safe from fangirls in this particular computer... sigh...

Hiei: Hn.

Yukina-kun: I will treasure that word as it might be the last.

Enter a strange orchestra playing the Funeral March Song.

Hiei: Um, whose paying for that?

Yukina-kun and Kurama: Um...

Yukina-kun and Kurama runs away.

Strange man that looks like the manager of the band walks up to Hiei.

Strange man that looks like the manager of the band: Your receipt sir.

Hiei looks up at the computer screen.

Hiei: This is not coming out of my paycheck, do you understand?

Authoress: Gulp!

Authoress turns off computer as Hiei shouts diminishes...

Yukina-kun: Now on with the story.

Chapter 4: V.B.F.'s "problem"

"Heya!" Alexis said cheerfully.

"Hn." Hiei said.

"Hey, where were you guys?" Yusuke said. He was sitting in a chair near a table and was drinking some tea. Kuwabara was there snoring happily in a chair and Kurama was well, ok sitting there and playing with that long hair of his.

"So, what happened?" Kurama asked as he lost interest in his hair and decided to ask Hiei and Alexis what happened.

"He hit me!" Alexis shouted pointing to Hiei. Hiei hit Alexis in the head again. "Ow! See?" she said as she rubbed her head in frustration.

"Hiei, it is not very manly to hit a girl in the head." Kurama observed.

"Hn."

"Hiei, Hiei, Hiei..." Yusuke said as he drank a cup of tea.

"Hn?"

"Nothing. It felt good to say it." Yusuke said as he grinned, "Hey Alexis, try saying Hiei's name three times. It's soothing to the mouth."

"Hiei, Hiei, Hiei, Hiei... Hey you're right!" Alexis said. "Hiei, Hiei, Hiei, Hiei, Hiei, Hiei, Hwfei... upps!"

"Hn. Baka ningen." he said.

"Over-grown freak!"

"Baka."

"Will you guys quit it!" Yusuke and Kurama said as they both closed their ears. "Jeez, you both have been fighting ever since you came here!" Yusuke said, "And my ears hurt..."

"Good for you!" Alexis said.

"Uh, k..."

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"So, I want to tell you all that Alexis will be here in the group." Koenma said as he pointed to Alexis.

"What?" Hiei said as he bolted from his couch. They were in Kurama's room (along with Yusuke, Kuwabara, Koenma, and Botan) for studying and Hiei there for teasing Kuwabara, that was when Koenma came with the news.

"Yes Hiei, she will be with you." Koenma said impatiently.

"But, she has no spiritual powers!" Hiei said.

"Boy, it sure is strange seeing Hiei talk more than one word." Yusuke said as he was playing in Kurama's computer. He received a large hit on his head, causing him to jerk his pointer, causing him to click the mouse, causing his character to jump, causing it to fall in the cliff, causing it to disappear from the computer screen, causing the computer to color black, causing the words K.O. to appear thus causing Yusuke to shout "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Hn. Baka." Hiei said.

"Ahem." Koenma said, "I need someone to fetch Alexis for me." he said.

"Now?" Kuwabara asked, "We have a mission now?" Koenma nodded. "Oh great..."

"Why does Alexis have to go with us?" Kurama asked as he peeped from his math book, "Not that I don't want her to go however, our job is dangerous you know."

"Yeah!" Yusuke said, "She may be a great and nice person but did you see her faint when I showed her a dead ant?"

"Yeah! She may be a great person but she's an indoor person!" Hiei defended.

"Yup. It really is strange seeing Hiei talking for more than one word." Yusuke said as he rubbed his chin knowingly.

"Hn." Hiei said.

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Ok, so this is the shortest chapter I ever made. It feels weird though. I mean, I write stories that are like at least eight pages long. Oh well...

Promise! This will never happen again. I promise on oath that all my chapters from now on will be eight pages and above (ok so maybe once in a while, let my minimum be five pages...)

Thanks for your reviews!!!!!

~Norin