The Fellowship of the Hey!
By Kirsten
Kirsten: Ok ok, I don't own Middle Earth, or my school, or anything that is not me. Oh yeah, if this is a Mary Sue, then I'm sorry.
Chapter 1: Science class is EVIL!!!
"Ok. Now these reports are due at the end of the day! Starting… Now. Good luck! And don't forget, this is 100% of your grade for the year, if you don't turn it in, you have to take the course over again." the teacher said happily as the class groaned.
"There goes my life," replied Sabra, a fifteen-year girl with long blonde hair that is tied up in a ponytail. She is wearing a white Disney T-shirt with blue jeans. She was wearing blue flip flops with blue toe socks.
"Yeah, and there goes the after life too." replied Kirsten, a fifteen-year old girl with shoulder length curly brown hair. She was wearing a green T-shirt, a green knee-length skirt, and fairy wings. Yes, it's Homecoming week. This class is the only class the whole week that they actually did something in.
They were in last hour Biology class with only three minutes until the bell rang for the day. The girls scribbled down everything they can think of about pig intestines. Which isn't that much considering pig intestines. Sabra had managed to finish her report and sprinted to the teacher's desk. She hurried back to her desk as soon as the bell rang.
"You suck. How did you manage to finish so soon?" Kirsten asked when they got to their lockers.
"Easy. I triple spaced," Sabra replied simply. They closed their lockers and walked out of the school.
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"Gotta… finish… report… PIG INTESTINES ARE THE LONGEST PART OF THE PIG!!!!!" Kirsten said, yelling the last part. It was 11:45 PM and Kirsten was still writing.
"There! Done! Now I gotta turn this in!" Kirsten said happily. She put on her shoes and climbed out the window making sure that her mom didn't hear her.
"Hmmm…I WONDER how I get in," Kirsten sarcastically when she got to the school. Everyone knows that every window opened from the outside and there is no alarm system, but the school has the best gym in the whole county. She opened one of the windows to the science lab and squeezed inside. She turns on her flashlight and walks around. She was creeping around the lab when something caught her eye.
"Hey! Lord of the Rings! That's where it ended up!" Kirsten exclaimed. Her class had to dissect baby pigs and she and Sabra made up an excuse for them not to. They told the teacher that dissecting was against their religion and they will have to drain their blood into a pot if they do. The teacher believed it, but they had to watch the class do it. When the teacher wasn't there, she took her one volume addition of LOTR and read that instead.
She was sort of running to the book when a whole bunch of chemicals fell off the table and onto the book.
"STUPID FAIRY WINGS! Oh well…" Kirsten said sheepishly. She's still in her costume, and she is now barefoot, since she didn't want to leave footprints. She picks up the book opens it. "Lets see… where was I… Oh yeah!" She turns to the page where she was. "The fellowship sets out from Rivendell."
She sits down and reads. All of a sudden there was a flash of light coming from the book. "My flashlight isn't that good," she says confused. Suddenly, she is literally sucked into the book.
"This TOTALLY SUCKS! I haven't even turned in my report yet!" Kirsten said as she is pulled in.