Kirsten: Hey! You're back!!! YAY!!! What do you think of it? I hope you like it! For all of you peeps that didn't read the disclaimer, here it is:
Kirsten has no association with any member of the Fellowship. This is fiction. She has nothing in her name except for herself and her clothes and all of the merchandise that she spent her money on which is still owned by her sisters because she owes them money. She doesn't even own a publicist. She just likes to talk in third person so it will seem more important. Thank you for you time.
PS: // means thought. "" Means talk. OK?
Chapter 2: Who are you?
Kirsten was spiraling out of control. "WAH!!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!!!" she cried as she was falling into the mountains. She was about 6 feet from becoming a pancake, when suddenly...
"What the heck? I'm supposed to be DEAD!" she said shocked. "Hmm. Either I'm dead, or this is one HECK of a dream!"
She stood up, brushed dust from her self, and looked. She was still wearing the dress she wore for homecoming, except that she isn't wearing shoes, which would probably hurt. She then saw someone looking strait at her.
"Hello. My name is Pippin. What's yours?" he said.
"HOLY CRAP! YOU'RE HUGE!!!!!!!" Kirsten screamed and scooted back.
"Hehe. You're cute!" Pippin replied.
"DON'T YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! I'VE READ STORIES LIKE THIS!!!!"
Pippin didn't seem to hear her. "Hey you guys! Look what I found!" he called out. Suddenly, the rest of the fellowship comes into view.
"What is it?" asks Sam.
"I've heard of them before. They like to play hide and seek and they live over by Mirkwood, isn't that right Legolas?" Gandalf replied.
"Yes, though I've never seen one this close before." Legolas said calmly.
"Hellooo... What are you talking about? Do I have a third leg or something?" Kirsten asked annoyed.
"Aww... she's cute when she's upset." Boromir said as if Kirsten was a child.
This only made Kirsten madder which made her get even angrier, which was followed by more "aws".
"GAH!!! IF I HEAR ONE MORE 'AWWW', THEN I'LL HAVE TO BEAT ALL OF YOU INTO A PULP!" Kirsten yelled. She goes up to Pippin, the one who started it, and starts to punch him when suddenly....
"WHAT THE HECK? WHAT'S GOING ON????" Kirsten screamed. She then fell on the hard rock.
"I've never heard of a faerie who's never used her wings before." Legolas stated while laughing silently.
"I'M A WHAT?"
"A faerie. Don't you even know who you are?"
"Yes. I'm a girl in faerie wings who is going to fail her biology class because she didn't turn in her stupid report on pig intestines!"
"They look pretty real to me..." Frodo said. Merry goes and pulls on her faerie wings.
"OWW!!!!! THAT'S IT!! I'M GONNA HURT YOU NOW!!!!"
"Well, they're real." Merry said.
"Grr... I hate you." Kirsten replied coldly.
"I'm sure you don't. Where's your home? I'm sure your home is nearby." Aragorn said.
"Uh... Is Illinois close by?"
"What's Illinois?"
"You know, Cornland, land of Lincoln, The land with tons of those little orange cones that makes you wanna hit them with your car...." Kirsten started.
"Well, we've never heard of Illinois, but you can join us on our quest if you want." Aragorn asked.
"But I just wanna go home!" Kirsten whined.
"We can look for your home along the way!" Pippin exclaimed.
"Shhh! I don't think that ANOTHER companion is what we need." Legolas started.
"But she's lost, and we need to help her!" Merry replied.
"What am I? Some damsel in distress? I think not! Make me mad enough, and I can beat all of you up!" Kirsten said.
"Geez, what a temper!" Boromir stated.
"Whatever. I'll join you on your little quest thingy. But don't you guys fall in love with me, cuz I won't love you back!" Kirsten said.
"Ok. Well, let's go!" exclaimed Frodo.
"Whatever," replied Kirsten. Pippin picked her up and put her in his coat pocket.
"There, that way you won't have to walk." Pippin said.
"Thanks. I guess." Kirsten replied.
"Come on Pippin! We don't want to get left behind!" Merry called out.
"Ok!" Pippin said back, and he and Kirsten joined the rest of the Fellowship.
TBC...eventually...