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Chapter 10: You're kidding...

"I'm a little teapot, short and stout! Here is my handle and here is my stout."

"Alexis, quit that irritating ningen dance of yours." Hiei said.

"When the water's boiling, hear me shout. Lift me up and pour me down."

"Why do you look like a teapot?" Hiei said as he somehow recognized her form from Kurama's broken teapot.

"Row, row, row your boat gently down the steaaaam!" Alexis sang complete with actions.

"Not again..." Hiei said as he covered his ears.

"Hiei? What's up with Alexis?" Arianna asked. Hiei stiffened. Koenma had sent Arianna there since Arianna is the one who knows Hiei the best. I mean, he couldn't just send their father right? I mean, so he can but why bother?

Not only that. Hiei seems to have this "feeling" for her. He couldn't quite recognize it yet.

"Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is like a dream!" Alexis sang.

"She's turned into a little kid with an evil dance that hurts your ears." Hiei said as he watched Alexis sing the song "Twinkle, twinkle little stars" complete with the little kiddie voice just like in the tapes.

"Oh your kidding..." Kuwabara said as she completed her song with a bow. Then she started singing Lullaby pretending she was holding a little baby.

"Hiei?" Kurama and Yusuke asked.

"Hn?" Hiei said.

"What did you do to her?" they both said.

"I merely took off my jacket." Hiei said simply remembering how Alexis freaked out. Or, kinda freaked out.

"You did what?" Yusuke and Kurama said.

"I knew Hiei did have a taste for girls..." Kuwabara said matter-of- factly.

"I didn't do anything to her. I just took off my jacket." Hiei said.

"Oh no..." Arianna said.

"Oh no?" Yusuke said, "Are you nuts? Hiei finally made a move on a girl! That is a big step already in our lives! It's so absurd that I feel like I died again."

"I did not do anything to her!" Hiei defended as he blocked Alexis' song which was "Puff the Magic Dragon".

"Puff the Magic Dragon, lived by the sea..." Alexis sang pretending she was a dragon, "And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Hanaleeeeee"

"It's getting worse and worse..." Hiei said, "Are you sure these songs put ningen children to sleep?"

"Affirmative." Kurama said.

"Hiei?" Arianna said.

"Hn?"

"Take off your jacket."

"Say what?" Kuwabara said.

"I have to know something!" Arianna said to Kuwabara.

"You wanna peep..." Kurama said dumbstruck.

"I said his suit-jacket and not anything else!" she defended.

"A Dragon lives foreeeveeer but not soo little boooyyyyssss..." Alexis sang from the background.

Hiei looked dumbstruck at Arianna.

"Fine, if you don't want to take it off, I'll do it." Arianna said as she jumped to Hiei. Hiei couldn't move since he was still dumbstruck and from the fact that a pretty little girl will jump up at you... Before Hiei could get out of his chair, Arianna started pulling his jacket.

"Take... (shoves suit-jacket) it... (shoves suit-jacket) out!" Arianna said pulling Hiei's jacket every once in a while.

"Ba...ka...." Hiei said as he wrestled Arianna trying not to hurt her. Due to the fact that he's got decency unlike some people here. (indicates some readers)

"There!" Arianna said as he tugged Hiei's jacket off. "Oh no..." Arianna said as she looked at Hiei's chest. (He's still wearing a second clothing underneath. In fact, he's still wearing the suit that he wore with Alexis awhile ago.)

Suddenly Hiei felt a little self-conscious. I mean, who wouldn't? Someone looks at you and said 'Oh no...' was not very self-assuring.

"What?" Hiei said.

Arianna looked up to him. "You have..."

Hiei raised an eyebrow.

"Muscles..." she said.

"Hn." Hiei said completely embarrassed as if the muscles where a horrible part of him.

"Um Hiei? This was the suit that you wore when you were alone with Alexis, right?" Arianna said speaking slowly.

"I did not do anything to her!" Hiei defended.

"I know, but this was the suit right?" Arianna said.

Hiei nodded.

This time a genuine Oh no... came from Arianna.

"Can I ask what's wrong?" Kurama asked politely.

"I know why Alexis is all like that." Arianna said.

"Hn?" Hiei said as he wore his jacket again.

"Why?" Kurama asked.

"Because Hiei's got muscles." Arianna said.

"I still don't get it." Yusuke and Kuwabara both said.

Arianna shook her head. "She doesn't really care about the physical appearance of a guy but do you know about the hyper thing?" she asked.

"Hn." Hiei said knowing his fondness for sweet snow a.k.a. ice cream.

"Yes." Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Kurama all said.

"It's like this," Arianna said, "When Alexis was three years old, she squealed when she saw my cousin, a warrior. When she was seven more capable of doing things much more than squeal, she saw my friend, a martial artist, and then she started pounding on the wall with a happy and dazed expression in her eyes. It was when she was eleven did we finally realized that she gets hyperactive when she sees muscles. We were attending a tournament of the same friend and seeing sooo many muscles, Alexi's jumped into the ring and started dancing the Spanish song 'The Cockroach' or more commonly known as the "La Cucaracha." (I don't know how to spell it)

"Wow..." Yusuke said. "So you think if I show her my muscles she will dance it again?"

"There may be a big chance..." Arianna said.

"Then I better go ask for a camera." Yusuke said as he edged away from them to look for a camera with Alexis on the background dancing "The samba" to an invisible beat.

"Tan ta ta tan tan tan tan. Ta tan ta ta tan tan ta." Alexis sang out the tune, "Tan ta ta tan tan tan tan. Ta tan ta ta tan tan ta! Aw!"

"Ok..." Hiei said.

"Hiei, I did not know you were capable of such sarcasm." Kurama said. Hiei shot him a death look.

Suddenly Alexis jumped to Hiei's shoulders and started singing 'Ten Little Indians' and 'I have Two Hands'.

"You're kidding..." Hiei said as he tried to let go of Alexis to no avail.

"Oh yeah," Arianna said, "I forgot to mention one thing. After singing all the songs she normally sings, she jumps to the guy she er, beholds and then clings like a monkey singing songs of love."

Alexis started singing 'Beauty and the Beast'.

"Does she refer me as the Beauty or the Beast?" Hiei asked Kurama. As usual, Kurama laughed.

"So she's stuck to you until you can get rid in her mind the thought of you." Arianna said.

Oh great... Hiei said subconsciously.

Everyone was grinning at Hiei. Suddenly, Alexis whispered something strange in Hiei's ear.

"You are the Forbidden Child, Hiei." she whispered, her voice turning serious all at once. "You are forbidden to love and care. You are forbidden to have friends. I am telling truths and no lies. You are Forbidden. A forbidden one. No one deserves to have you. No one wants you. Never forget Hiei, you are forbidden."

Hiei looked at Alexis with wide eyes. Alexis wasn't looking at Hiei, she was singing out loud 'A whole new world' from Aladdin.

Still, Hiei caught a snippet of a smirk on Alexis' smile.

What was that supposed to mean? Hiei thought. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::

Phew, sorry about the chapter, I've got only an hour to do this... So little time... Anyways, I recommend you guys to read Child of Destiny by Karrafear. It is soooo cool. It's as thrilling as DBZ. If you don't like DBZ just read this. It's sooo cool plus it's a Hiei fic. Hiei and Miyuki.

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