Okay, okay! You guys convinced me, I wrote more!

Forcystus: blah blah blah

Me: O.o um....thanks for that little introduction

Disclaimer from chapter one still applies to this chapter! ARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!

Okay, there will be some Lloyd-ness in this chappie.

"Ung.....?" Kratos awoke from him little nap, in a puddle of drool. It was his own drool, thankfully. Then he decided it was time to go for a little stroll down on earth. Or fly. Whatever. There were a bunch of dirty socks piled up on top of the transporter to the ground, blocking the exit from Welgaia. No one had any idea why Yggdrasill insisted on throwing his dirty laundry there. Kratos sighed, "I guess I'll just have to take the tractor." And take the tractor he did. He plowed through the side of Welgaia and plummeted towards the earth. The tractor crashed into its parking spot on the ground and Kratos got out from the wreckage and flew away.

As he was flying around, he looked down on the ground and saw Yggdrasill chasing Colette around with a golf club. Kratos took a closer look. Man, he looks like a girl.

SMACK!

Yggdrasill stopped momentarily and looked up to see his traitorous companion/buddy fly into a tree. Colette stopped, too, to witness this event, and then began jumping up and down. "Oh, oh, oooooohhhhhhh! I hope he's okayyyyyyyyyy! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, nooooooooooooo! Pooooooooooooooooor Kratoooooooooooooos!" This really, really bugged Yggdrasill, and he promptly began hitting Colette with the golf club.

Suddenly, Lloyd popped around the corner. "Don't worry, Colette! We're coming!" He sprinted towards her and ran into a rock.

Zelos stayed back from the group a little ways. "Uh, you guys go ahead and handle this one by yourselves, okay?" Sheena looked at him skeptically. "Do you avoid Yggdrasill because you're still freaked about hitting on him the first time you met?" He shuddered. "No! Gosh, just leave me alone!" Zelos started sweating bullets, and one of those bullets hit a stray cat and it died.

flashback

Yggdrasill: #appears#

Zelos: Hey baby, maybe you and I can make some babies.

Yggdrasill: Huh?

Zelos: O.O.........OH MY GOD!!!! First Aid!!!!!!

end flashback

Zelos started crying and ran away. Meanwhile, Lloyd had recovered. "Here I come, Colette!" Then he ran into a brick wall, finding himself on Platform 9¾. Everyone waited. After about five minutes, Lloyd came flying in on a squirrel. A non-flying squirrel, mind you, as Lloyd was now a certified wizard and knew magic. Colette was still jumping up and down. "Don't worry about me, Lloyd! I'm soooooo incredibly happy to be pummeled in the head by a golf club, if it means everyone will be saved! There's just nothing I want moooooo!"

Lloyd stood there for a moment and pondered her use of the word "moo".

"uhh....." #drools#

Presea: What is wrong with Lloyd?

Regal: He's pondering.

Lloyd snapped out of it and looked determinedly at Yggdrasill. "Listen up, fat head! You better not hurt Colette...anymore! Because I believe in a world where..........uhh.........." Everyone waited for the gentle idealist to continue. Lloyd exhaled loudly. "God, I'm BORED." Everyone fell down. On spikes. Ouch.

Genis looked at Lloyd, who was now staring blankly into space. "Oh, Martel," the half-elf said in exasperation. Yggdrasill, who had been crying from being called a fat head, stopped and looked up at Genis with that crazy, constipated look in his eyes. "Martel? #twitch# You want Mar...#twitch#...tel?" This really creeped Genis out. "Uh...no?" Yggdrasill began to move the golf club towards the wee little lad and started talking in a high, girly voice. "Yes, Genis? Can I help you? It's me, Martel." "Yggdrasill, you're such a freak, that golf club is not Mar--" "Marinated?" Yggdrasill interrupted. He looked at it in wonder. "You're damn straight it's not! I'll just go fix that," he said and ran off.

Raine was about to run over to Colette and heal her, when Kratos fell on her. "Oww....damn tree." He rubbed his head and shook his fist in the air. Then he noticed he was sitting on Raine. She looked at him. He looked at her. She spoke first. "Um...hi. #blush#" Kratos didn't say much (it all amounted to his usual "..."), but those dots spoke volumes.

He finally began uncertainly. "Erm....would you care to join me for a slice of cheese?" Raine looked up at him, and said hopefully, "Sharp cheddar?" He nodded. She smiled. "Okay." Then they ran off, hand in hand, towards Asgard, the cheese capitol of the world (Which Kratos just never noticed it before. But being with Raine really opened his eyes, and she taught him a valuable lesson: stop walking around with your eyes closed.)

Everyone watched them go. Presea said the quadratic formula. Lloyd was the first to break the silence. "Uh...let's go build snowmen in Flanoir."

"I'm afraid I can't let you so that." Yuan emerged from behind a bush. And he appeared to be doing a little jig. As Yuan river-danced his way towards them, Lloyd took up a fighting stance. But, you see, river-dancing isn't the most proficient way to get around, so Yuan was taking a while.

Llyod looked waited.....and waited.....and waited. Then, inevitably, it happened. They all knew it would. "GOD, could you be any slower, Yuan?!" Even though Yuan was quite talented at it, every good dancer knows you can't just speed these things up. Lloyd was now peeved with a capital PEE. "Yuan!! I really, realllllly have to take a shi---"

CRASH!!

A tractor fell on Lloyd. Yggdrasill got out of it and looked at them all triumphantly. "I have done it!" he cried. "The golf club that is to be Martel's vessel is now marinated!" Everyone rejoiced and set up camp.

Later that night, Zelos was running in circles around the campfire when he tripped over a cheese grater. It turned into the Wonder Chef and everyone stared at him. "I shall teach you the delicacy of Chocolate Intestines, just like grandma used to make in prison!" Everyone stared at him some more. "Sorry, but we are enjoying delicious marinated golf club." They all laughed and threw orange peels at the Wonder Chef until he went away.

Then everyone ate delicious marinated golf club.

Shout outs to reviewers!!!!!!!!!!!!! Huzzah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Queen Strife: Thanks!!! Yeah, I figured that soulless angels don't do much being that they have no....uh, souls.

PIRO the unforgiven one: O.o Sorry about your death, dude....and your ass.

Amazon Bunny: Oi! I put Raine in here, 'cause she's too cool to leave out. I hope you liked it!!!

D.C.: I did!!!!! Enjoy!!!!!!

DragonofDarkness18: Ah-ha! I have a fan!!! #stars in eyes#

LateNiteSlacker: Yes, Kratos is very magical when it comes to his flashbacks.

Kitten Kisses: Yup, Kratos and Anna's relationship was soooo complicated and full of love!!!

Zaeger: I like fics like these, too!!!!! And that's why I decided I had to write one! Yay!!!

inuphonix66: Two words: thank you!!

Rainbow Phoenix: I continued!!! Yay!!!!! Kratos rocks my socks!!!!

Skysong521: Thankees!! I'm just glad Yggdrasill actually sounded like a guy....that kinda made up for his appearance (...not really)

Forcystus: blah review blah

Me: #nod nod# Pretty pleeeeease?

Kratos: Huh? Cheese?