(A/N: I own nothing from this story! I wish I did though…)

Chapter one: Potter: can't live with him…would LOVE life without him!

It was an unusually warm winters day, and Lily Evans was siting out in the Hogwarts grounds, reading her favourite muggle Story of all time: Beauty and the Beast.

'Hmm…Gaston sounds like SOMEONE I know…" Lily muttered to herself.

Just at that exact moment, that someone waltzed onto the grounds, and strutted very pompously over to where Lily was seated. Lily pretended not to notice.

'Hello Evans! What are you doing reading on such a nice warm day like this?' James said cheerily.

Lily rolled her eyes and ignored him. James tried harder; he just HAD to show Sirius how short tempered Lily was.

'So Lillian, how are you doing?'

Lily continued to ignore James, much to his dismay.

"Damn! I'm gonna have to try harder," James thought angrily. Lily, on the other hand, was enjoying seeing James try his hardest to upset her, with no luck. At that moment, Sirius ran up to where James and Lily were, and started gabbling.

'James!!! New girl. . . pretty. . . meet. . . nice. . . like. . . come. . . quick!' Sirius rambled.

'WHOA! Sirius, Slow down! Now, start from the beginning…' James held his hands up. Sirius took a deep breath and said: 'James, there's a new girl at the door. She's really pretty, and I wanna go meet her. She seems nice and I think that you would like her, so come quick and let's go!'

'REALLY?! Why didn't you say so?! Sorry Lilz, duty calls!' and with that, Sirius and James ran up to the entrance hall, to meet the new 'babe'.

'Pft! So childish. Potter's nothing but an arrogant toerag, and a womanising one at that… stupid git!' Lily muttered angrily.

Little did she realise that upcoming events were soon to change everything she though she knew about herself…