Jack is sailing the pearl when he starts to catch up in another ship
"It's the surprise" said Jack
(fan girls pop up out of nowhere) "Surprise!"
"what have we hear a ship with black sails it must be the French. Fire at that ship" said Jack Aubrey
"Stop blowin' 'oles in my ship" said Jack
"Lord Blakney, Doctor we will be going a board" said Jack Aubrey
"But sir I can't get across" (looks at his "arm"?! or no arm) said Lord Blakney
"I will through you!" Said Aragorn
Random fan girl called Emma "What? Where did you come from? Go back to your own movie!" (Starts hitting Aragorn with a stick)
"Oy! What about me. This is a POTC fan fic not bloody Master and Commander" Says Jack
"Who are you. You ain't no captain?" said Lord Blakney
"This is my movie now. Legolas takes the entire screen in LOTR" Said Aragorn
Jack said, "can we get on now I have a wedding to go to"
Aragorn said "And I have orc butt to go and kick"
Jack Aubrey said "And I have scarry (Lord Pullings) to save"
Jack said, "Ok then the lot of you piss off your ruining my limelight
Jack Aubrey "fine"
Aragorn said "(pouting) I don't wanna (receives weird looks and glares) I mean fine!"