(A/N Haven't done this for a few chapters but. Don't own Harry potter, or anything related to Harry potter, or anything remotely funny in this story.lolz)

Chapter 5: Boys will be boys

Last chapter ending: 'Yeah.and besides, this gives us a chance to screw him, and the marauders over. you ready for some fun?' Lily grinned evilly.

'Let's kick his ass.'

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'Show me your face!' Lily exclaimed to the masked stranger. He made no move. 'M'lady, I cannot. All I can do is warn you. The darkness is rising, and you. you must unite with a foe, with me. or Hogwarts and Wizarding World will fall, and you, sweet Lily flower, with it.' these words sent shivers down Lily's spine, and she leaned into the figure's face. 'But, how can I unite if I don't know who you are?'

The figured leaned in loser, and Lily felt his soft lips brush against hers. A shot of electricity shot through Lily's body. Who was this stranger? He pulled away and smirked.

'I know that smile! It's.' Lily mumbled to herself. She lunged inward and managed to grab his mask.

She pulled it off and underneath was. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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'Lily, are you alright?' Becka, Frances and Bella raced towards Lily's bed. Lily was sitting bolt upright. 'Potter. must kill Potter,' she mumbled, angrily.

'Why? Whatever it was, it was just a nightmare Lily! Besides, we're getting revenge on James, Amos, Remus, and Sirius tomorrow!' Becka grinned evilly, 'Go back to sleep!'

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'AHHHHHH!' James bolted up in bed, and looked in the mirror near his bed. His face was glistening with sweat beads, and his eyes were wide and round.

He had just kissed Lily. Lily Evans! It may have been a dream, but it was so realistic. and had HE just ENJOYED the kiss? He could already hear Sirius in his head.

'You love Lily! You love Lily! You love Lily! You love Lily!' 'Do NOT!' James exclaimed loudly, waking the other marauders. 'Don't what Jamesie?' Sirius grumbled, rolling over to face James. 'Love Lily EVANS!' James got up and stormed out of the room.

'I don't think any of us were expecting THAT,' Remus sat up rubbing his eyes, 'What time is it Sirius?' '5 a.m.' Sirius groaned, ' we have 3 more hours of sleep, then double transfiguration with McGonagall, and something or other with that new guy.and HECK! I don't know the rest!'

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Lily lay back in bed, and tried to get back to sleep, with no success. Sure, it was a dream, but it seemed so real!

' I don't love James. I couldn't possibly. could I?'

'NOOOOOOOOOOO!' Arabella cried, sleep talking. 'Jason! How could you break up with me?! What did I ever do to you?!'

'Pft! Just like Arabella to dream about a guy that isn't even her boyfriend!' Lily rolled over, and fell asleep.

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James woke up, three hours later, down in the common room. Double transfiguration next. whoopee doo.

James walked up the stairs grudgingly, and went to his dorm to change. The girls were down in the common room when he got back.

Sirius and Remus were too, staring at Becka and Frances.

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'Ok, now, Becka, you really want to screw with Amos' mind, right?' Lily said cheerily to Becka. 'Yeah.' 'Well. you can also screw around with Sirius at the same time! You could play the relationship for a week game with him, then dump his sorry ass!' Lily cried, clapping her hands.

'That's a brilliant idea! I think that's what I'll do!' Becka cried happily. Now.to change into Sirius eye-catching clothing.' Becka ran into her wardrobe, and picked out a white boob tube, and long sparkly jeans, with

Sparkly purple and blue platform sandals. She then threw on her long black Gryffindor Cloak and was changed.

'Cool, one down, two to go.' Lily grinned.

'Frances, you want to do basically what Becka's doing, except to Remus. right?'

'Yep!' Frances beamed happily. 'Cool, so you go change.' Lily smirked evilly (A/N she does that a lot =P) Frances ran into her wardrobe, and emerged after an age, wearing long jeans, an off the shoulder black top, and shoes like Becka's in pink and purple.

'Now.' Lily ran straight to her wardrobe, and picked out a James mouth- watering outfit. Potter was gonna get the first dumping of his life. presuming that he fell for the plan! Lily elegantly walked out of the walk-in-robe (A/N they all have one =P lucky girls! =P) and she was wearing a black top that had 3/4 sleeves, long, dark blue jeans, and purple platform sneakers.

Frances and Lily threw on their Gryffindor cloaks, and the four girls walked out of the dorm.

Sirius and Remus' jaws dropped when they saw them. To the two marauders, the girls were drop dead gorgeous with their snazzy outfits and sparkly lip- glosses, topped off with a hint of eye shadow. Plus their hair was done in such kewl ways that just to look at it, made their mouths water.

'Sirius! Stop drooling!' Remus whispered to his friend. 'You ought to talk!' Sirius retorted.

Becka and Frances smiled flirtingly at the two boys. which just made their mouths water even more.

The four of them sat down at a small table in the common room when James emerged downstairs.

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'God! You guys look like you've drooled a new lake!' James smirked happily. Sirius turned to him. 'You serious?' he smiled to James. 'Nope! You are! Did you forget your own name?!' James joked. Sirius frowned. 'Come on you two, it's time for breakfast!' Remus said, sighing. The four girls got up, and walked out of the common room, and the 3 marauders followed.

'Who's the hot read head?' James asked Remus. Sirius and Remus smirked evilly. 'Why don't you go and ask her yourself James?'

James hung back. "Why don't I trust them?!"

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At breakfast, Becka and Frances sat on one side of the table, hoping that Sirius and Remus would sit next to them (thus enabling their plan to

Work) and Arabella and Lily sat on the other. The plan worked. Sirius came and plonked down next to Becka, and threw a lop-sided grin at her.

Becka pretended to melt. Remus started a conversation with Frances. 'What subject do you hate more? Potions or Arithmacy?' 'Hmm. I'm gonna have to say. Potions for 500 points!' Frances laughed. Sirius started a similar conversation with Becka, and soon the two pairs evolved their conversation to the ball etc. (A/N don't ask me how.I have no idea!)

'So. are you going with anyone?' Sirius asked Becka. 'I've been meaning to talk to you about that.' Sirius' heart skipped a beat. Was she about to say what he thought she was going to say?

'Is the offer still open?' Becka grinned. 'Er . . .y.yeah, why? You don't wanna go with me. do you?' 'Well. it just so happens, I do . . . unless you don't wanna go with me?' Becka averted her eyes, and she and Lily looked at each other, silently giggling. 'Yeah! I mean, of course I'd still like to go with you!' Sirius exclaimed happily. Becka looked back at him, and stared him in the eye.

"God, he looks really cute when he smiles like that. OMG! Did I just think what I thought I. oh drop it! You've always liked Sirius!" Becka thought. then silently agreeing. "I can't go through with the plan."

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Remus heard the conversation between Becka and Sirius, and his heart skipped a jump. Maybe Frances had changed her mind too!?

'Frances. do you wannagoballwitme?!' Remus mumbled quickly. Frances mocked a look of thought, then smiled at him.

'Yes!' She exclaimed cheerily. Remus sighed with relief. YES! He got the date he wanted!

Then Frances' heart skipped a beat as she realised the thoughts streaming into her head. "Yes! I got the hottie Remus to go to the ball with me! God he's H.O.T. Hot!"

"WTF? Did I just think what I thought I thought! Oh CRAP! I'm not supposed to fall in love with him! I can't go through with the plan."

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James ran down to the hall for breakfast. After Remus and Sirius left, he was gonna wait for Peter, but he couldn't be bothered waiting any longer!

'Stuff Peter! I'm hungry!' James exclaimed, as he ran to the hall. Once he walked in, he saw Remus and Sirius grinning profusely, sitting with Becka, Frances, Arabella and the cute girl with red hair. could it be.

'Evans?' James said, as he sat next to the girl. Lily swivelled round. 'Hi James,' She grinned flirtatiously, 'How are you today?' James couldn't believe the change in her. For once, she looked like a model, not just a model student!

"I never noticed how hot she was before." James thought, and just as he did, imaginary Sirius butted in.

" You love Lily! You love Lily!" He repeated over and over. James just blocked the thoughts, and he shovelled food onto his plate, and into his mouth.

As James was into his third helping of Bacon, Eggs and toast, he turned to Lily.

'Wait. did you just call me James?!' he exclaimed. Lily snorted.

'Slow today, aren't you Potter?' James shook his head, just a dream, and continued to eat.

Soon breakfast was over, and the six of them walked to transfiguration. Sirius and Becka sat together, Remus and Frances and *gasp for effect* James and Lily (neither very happy about it!)!

Prof. McGonagall walked into the classroom, and turned to the Fifth years. 'Today, we will be splitting into pairs, and working on an assignment. The pairs will be boy-girl, and the assignment to be completed is as follows:

You shall transfigure the objects I give you into a set topic, e.g. if I give you farm then you shall transfigure the objects into things relating to the topic. The pairs are:' Professor McGonagall then proceeded to read names

from a list. Becka and Sirius, Frances and Remus, and (the thing that shocked everyone from Susanna Abbott to Michel Zabini) James and Lily (A/N lolz I bet you didn't see that coming! =P)

Professor McGonagall then walked around the classroom, handing out the topics of Transfiguration.

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When she reached Becka and Sirius, she gave them: Animungi. She gave Frances and Remus: Fantastic Beasts and Lily and James go stuck with: Love (A/N lolz, like the topics?)

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'Ok, so. Animungi. Let's think about what we should do for this Sirius!' Becka cried happily, as she flipped through the pages of her transfiguration book.

'How about we do the different sorts of animals! Like a big shaggy dog, or a mouse, or even a pure white stag!' Sirius cried, before James hit him in the back of the head.

'Shut up Padfoot!' James growled menacingly. Becka laughed.

'You guys are such good friends. but James, you really shouldn't growl like that! It makes you sound like a dog!' Becka cried. Sirius and James blushed, and Lily rolled her eyes.

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Frances and Remus were having P.T.T. (Personal Thinking Time [a/n go my Tom team! We came 3rd!!!!!])

'Finished!' Frances exclaimed happily! Remus grinned. 'Me too!' Frances giggled and she then read out her ideas. 'Well, we could transfigure one item into the book, fantastic beasts and where to find them, and then the other items we could transfigure into

Fantastic beasts! What do you have?' Frances grinned. Remus, who hadn't written anything down, except for the words: I love Frances and Mrs. Frances Lupin, just smiled and said, 'I had transfigure

Fantastic beasts, but I like your ideas better!' Frances blushed. 'You're so sweet! You know that Remus?'

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Lily and James were getting nowhere with their ideas.

'Cupid!' Lily exclaimed. 'Heart!' James retaliated. 'Cupid!' 'Heart!' 'Cupid!' 'Heart!' 'Cupid!' 'Heart!' 'Cupid!' 'Heart!' 'Cupid!' 'Heart!' 'CUPID!' 'HEART!' James huffed, and turned away from Lily.

'Pft! Baby!' Lily turned to her page, and wrote down Cupid. James turned back to Lily.

'Am not!' 'Are so!' 'Am not!' 'Are so!' 'Am not!' 'Are so!' 'Am not!' 'Are so!' 'Am not!' 'Are so!' 'Am not!' 'Are so!' 'Am not!' 'Are so!' 'NOT!' 'ARE TOO!' Lily then chose to ignore James.

Sirius turned to them. 'You guys really fight like a married couple! Ha-ha-ha!' Becka frowned. "Don't blow it now Lily!" she mumbled under her breath.

James hit Sirius in the back of the head again. 'SHUT UP PADFOOT!'

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Soon the bell went, and the double was over. Next, they had Defence against the Dark Arts, with Professor Sentinel.

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After D.A.D.A, they went and had lunch, James and Sirius' favourite subjects. The marauders were bombarded by the I love Sirius Black and I love Remus Lupin as well as the old favourite I Love James Potter fan clubs at lunch. The three marauders nearly died. Stephanie was also bombarding James at lunch, because James kept brushing her off, every class, and any break they had.

After lunch, the fifth years set off to double potions with Professor Impious.

'Today, we will be making a rather weak veritaserum,' Impious growled to his class.

'The ingredients are up the front. In pairs, you shall brew this concoction. The pairs are whom you are sitting next to right now, preferably boy-girl. You may begin.'

Sirius turned to find Becka next to him, and he smiled. It was either her or James, and he wanted James and Lily together. Remus and Frances were paired, and much to their annoyance, Lily and James.

'I brew, you be quiet and buzz off, got it?' Lily grumbled to James.

'COOL DOUBLE BLUDGE PERIOD!' James cried happily. Luckily, Impious didn't notice.

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Finally, the double was over, and the six of them retreated to the common room. Becka was about to run upstairs and change, when Sirius slipped her a note.

'Read it later,' he whispered in her ear. Puzzled, Becka gave him a peck in the cheek and ran upstairs.

Frances followed her, as did Lily and Arabella.

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'What does it say?!' exclaimed Lily and Frances in unison. 'I don't know! For the fifty millionth time!' Becka replied angrily. 'Let me get changed and I'll find out!' Becka emerged from her wardrobe a few minutes later in a sleeveless mauve top, that had pink and green flowers on it, and went up over one shoulder only, leaving the other bare, and mauve jeans with lighter purple flowers on the bottom. She had Purple and Pink sandals on, and some light mauve make up [eye shadow and Lip gloss]. (A/N please note that all of these girls are in 'high school', 15 years old, and are ALLOWED to wear makeup INFLUENZA!)

'Ok, now let's see what's in the letter,' Becka picked it up from the desk, and opened it.

"Dear Becka, Meet me in the Astronomy Tower tonight at 7 p.m. don't go to dinner, come straight here, there's a picnic waiting. Love, Sirius" 'A Picnic? In the Astronomy tower? Lucky Bum!' Lily cried, with mock jealousy. '!!! I'm not a Bum! You're a bum!' and with that, a pillow fight erupted amongst the girls.

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'A picnic in the Astronomy Tower Padfoot?' Aren't you moving a little fast?' James criticized Sirius.

'Nope! Besides, it's not like I am expecting anything out of it! It's just an honest date! Honest!'

James shook his head. "I wish I could take Lily on a picnic in the astronomy tower." James thought to himself, "But whether she'd come or not is another matter!"

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The time soon passed, and while Lily, Frances and Bella went to dinner, Becka, walked up to the Astronomy Tower.

She stood at the top admiring the night sky, when she heard footsteps behind her.

'Becka?' She whipped around. It was Sirius.

'Hey,' she smiled, then noticed the picnic he whipped up, in no time flat.

'Wow! Pretty damn good Sirius!' They sat down, and looked at the Stars.

Sirius turned to Becka, and they looked into each other's eyes.

They leaned in, and their lips met, for a short time. Then they broke off. 'I.I.I should go now,' Becka mumbled, putting her empty plate down. "See you Sirius." She ran off.

'I've just gotta tell Lily what happened!

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Back in their dorm, Lily, Frances and Bella were getting restless. 'Where is she?! I wanna know the juicy details!' Lily cried angrily.

Becka bolted into the room, and into her wardrobe, and shut the door. 'I didn't know it was the mauve wind season.' Arabella muttered cheerily. 'Becka! What happened!' Lily ran to the wardrobe, and started banging on the door. 'Nothing!' Becka protested. 'Screw it. Alohamora!' Lily unlocked the door (A/N they have LOCKS on their wardrobes?!)

'He kissed you didn't he?! Oh god, I knew this wouldn't work.' Lily mumbled to herself. 'I can't trust you guys not to fall in love!'

Frances threw a pillow at Lily, and grinned. 'Oh, and we can't trust you to fall for POTTER!!!' She cried.

'Someone call me?' James popped into the room, and noticed Becka sitting in the wardrobe, with a red face.

'What did Sirius do now.' James asked, sitting down roughly on Lily's bed.

'EW! Potter! Get off my bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' Lily threw Frances' pillow at him. James grinned, and picked up Lily and Frances' pillows, and threw them at Lily.

'AUGH! POTTER YOU LOSER!' Lily got up and tackled him off her bed. Eventually the two were rolling around on the floor laughing. It wasn't until James was on top of her that she realised what had happened.

'EW! Potter! Get off me NOW!' Lily kicked him off her, then ran into the bathroom. The girls and James heard the shower turn on, and James turned to Bella. 'What's she doing?' He asked.

'Washing off the James Germs, DUH!'

James walked out drearily, with a puppy look on his face. when he ran into Stephanie.

'Oh James! I'm so glad I found you.' Stephanie started.

'Yeah, look Steph, I'm sorry, but it's not going to work out.' James said coldly.

'Y. . . You're dumping me?' She choked on the words. 'Er . . . yeah, Goodnight,' and with that, James ran up to his dorm.

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(A/N Yay! Another chappie!!!!! Lolz, plz Review =P James finally admitted
to himself that he loves Lily!!!! =P but will Lily think the same? =P
Lolz, until next time)

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(P.S. Any review would be good, hints, comments anything =P)

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