DISCLAMER: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING !!!! NOR DID I DO ANYTHING SEXUAL WITH THESE CHARACTERTS......I SWEAR
A/N--Please R&R.... And I'm warning you now.....It's not safe for kids to read, Peach is no nice in the story, it might be dangerous...well on with the show or i mean story....D'oh
3:20
Mario had a hard day at bar and came home to see his loving wife peach.
"Honey I'm home!" Mario echoed throughout the 3-story house.
"Where'd the Fuck have you've been" peach screamed lighting a tobacco. I've been taking care of this stupid baby for 4 hours without a signal sip of alcohol. Here you take the annoying little shit machine." Peach handed baby Mario to Mario and almost dropped Mario (the baby that is). Then she snatched baby Mario from Mario and scratched his wrist (Mario's that is) and threw baby to the wall and threw a pot full plants at baby.
Mario ran to baby's help but peach stepped on Mario's face and kicked him in the nuts. Then she took baby and ran upstairs.
6:33
'Knock, knock, knock' "the door" peach said watching "Mushroomboy" on TV. 'Knock, knock, knock" "THE DOOR!!!!" peach screeched through to the kitchen. Mario ran to the door as if his life was at stake. Mario wore a "I love Canada" apron.
"Hello"
"It's-a-me, Luigi" Luigi said in high excitement. It was Luigi.
"Hello brother"
"who is it!!!" peach demanded
"it's my brother the part-time plumber".
"Well what are you waiting for invite him IN!!" peach demanded. Mario weakly stood aside and let him in. Luigi walked in with daisy. "Hi, I'm daisy" daisy reminded everyone. "We all know that, slut, now go get me a beer and a condom!"
"A condom???" asked Mario, shocked.
"yea that's-a-exactly what I said" Luigi said pinching peach. "Mario go to you re room". Peach demanded.
"But you replaced my room for your leather collection"
"Well then go clean Yoshi's shit" at that moment Yoshi shitted.
"Come on bitches lets go upstairs" said Luigi.
Mario sighed and went to go get the pooper.
Mario decided he should clean the rest of the house to please peach. Then he remembered peach told him that he can't make decisions for himself because she said so. Then when he reached peaches room he heard moaning. Moaning and struggle. He's never heard such cries. "Lick my nipple clean" he heard from daisy. When he was gonna enter the room he heard a window break downstairs. He looked to see 4 shadows. It seemed to be Bowser, Ganondorf, Mewtwo, and a demon.
Mario hid behind a Bowser. Then Yoshi came out of nowhere and revealed his hiding spot. Mario ran for his god for saking life then realized they weren't chasing him. In fact he's been running for no reason. Then the demon revealed to be the leader of the group "Evil Shiek". Shiek ordered the gang to chase and subdue the fat plumber. Now Mario ran for a reason. While running Mario was shitting (literary), vomiting, peeing, and crying (all while running).
Shiek walked up to peaches room and opened the door carelessly, but carefully. Shiek grabbed luigi tightly and spit in his face. The spit turned out to be acid and Shiek's tongue turned out to be Aliens tongue. Luigi squirmed like a little greased pig. "You're mine, bitches".
Mario ran into an ally and was trapped. "What are you going to do to me" Mario cried and sobbed.
Mario kept running and tripped over Yoshi.