Disclaimer: Don't be stupid, I don't own anything of Harry Potter, besides
the (now) 5 books.
A/N: HA! So you people do still like this fic! Good! Thank you for all reviews..
Nai_girl- Um.sorry to say but you're a little late on the voting, and to bad to, that was an excellent idea!
brian-blaze15- Thank you and I'll try. I'll try to answer all your questions.in due time..and I'm glad you love it.
Maruder no.5- Thanks and okay.
Lee Hart- Only you'd think of what the title applies to.
Matakishi Hirata-san - Heya! No need to be sorry and I can't wait either..
Potterlover2004- Blimey, he is cute at five isn't he? And I'm glad you are!
Toria- Glad you think so, and I can't wait either. I'll try to update soon.
Maggie- *blink* er..okay.I get the big picture.and reviews don't annoy me ...*smile*
Solana- Thank you and I'll try not to.
Mella deRanged- Sorry? Well, it's a bit late to change it now! And who knows what Harry wants? Glad you find it funny..I think..should I even take it as a compliment...????
RaistlinofMetallica - Thanks and I think just about everyone wants Harry to forgive Tom.
Lillinfields- I think everyone is struck by blondness, Lord knows I get struck by it more then normal. Glad you enjoyed and I'll try to update soon.
Schmidie-lee83- Well, I already emailed you and it was great to hear from you!
Alena- Glad you think so and it seems no one can wait!
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Tom was getting irritated at all the gapping looks he was receiving from his Death Eaters. After a minute of sinking deeper into his 'throne' he snarled at them "What are you idiots staring at!?"
One of the Death Eaters came up, Lucius "Well.um M'Lord.you've.changed."
Tom resisted the urge to immaturely shout 'Duh!', instead he settled for just raising an eyebrow and saying in a voice that was truly scathing "And just what has changed about me?"
"You.you're back to your teenage body.." Lucius said slowly and Tom could feel Lucius' gaze traveling his body (Not in that way you pervs!) as if to make sure he saw correctly.
Again Tom had the urge (to Herbal.sorry) to say 'Nah I didn't notice I had only spent an hour in front of the mirror conferring that fact.' But he settled for a rather dull, in his opinion, "I hadn't noticed"
Lucius at first had a face fault then his face changed drastically to shock when he figured out that Tom was sarcastic. In fact all the Death Eaters looked shocked. Silence fell as all the Death Eater's eyes were on Tom, the truned-back teen sank into his throne a little more then annoyed. Finally after what seemed to be forever (reality about half a minute) Tom snapped "WHAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT!?"
As if in one motion all the Death Eaters turned their heads. Sighing, Tom decided to get this over with, he knew what he had to do.
"Now, my loyal followers. How you've all served me well." he paused and had a certain far away look in his eye "But I'm afraid I don't need you anymore"
A collective gasp erupted from the Death Eaters and random shouts of "But why Master?" called out. Lucius, of course, stumbled to Tom, shocked. "But Master."
Tom ignored Lucius and went on "I will take off your marks and you will no longer be Death Eaters" Tom's gazed went around to each individual Death Eater "I shall no longer be your Master"
Tom wasn't all that surprised to see some of his Death Eaters look a little too happy while others looked terrified. Extending the spell that he used on Severus to take the Dark Mark off, Tom pointed it at his soon-to-be ex followers. After the spell was over all the now ex Death Eaters checked their arms to make sure the Mark was gone, and it was. Feeling a little more then drained Tom made his way through the crowd. Out of a very very new found respect mixed along with the fear that still lingered the ex- Death Eaters moved out of the way and bowed their head slightly as he passed.
Head held high in a prideful manner Tom disapparated (can't spell .and too lazy to look up) leaving the Death Eaters a little confused.
After a few moments when everyone was about to leave Lucius Malfoy took the throne and said "Any who leave now will be hunted down. I shall be the new Dark Lord, and will bring Pure blood pride back to the wizarding world. That fool Tom Riddle was too weak, he shall die along with all the other mudbloods"
The Death Eaters who looked terrified when Tom left them nearly jumped for joy while the ones who looked happy at Tom's abandonment now had heartbreakingly sad faces.
It seemed a new psycho would claim the role of The Dark Lord (insert scary music).
~*~
Harry was sitting on his bed and he looked at the small wand (it's not like a regular wand, it can't do magic all that much) he was going to give Tom as a gift. A lone tear slid down Harry's face and he quickly brushed it away, he would not cry for that murderous, evil, insane snake! Throwing the wand angrily to the side Harry pulled his knees to his chest. After a little while banging could be heard outside followed by Ambrous' voice.
"HEY!!! EASY ON THE FRAME, IT WAS A GIFT FROM MY BROTHER!!!" Ambrous screamed at the intruder.
The intruder, who sounded suspiciously like Severus Snape bellowed back "Let me in you moronic portrait"
"Whoa! You know you are so lucky that I'm JUST a portrait! If I was my real self I would have beaten you to a pulp, never mind wands!" Ambrous retorted.
"Just let me in, I need to speak with Potter!" Harry finally figured it WAS Snape.
"Let him in Ambrous!" Harry screamed before Ambrous could tell Snape off.
Hearing him huff Harry was quite unprepared to see a pretty ticked Snape glaring daggers at him..
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END OF CHAPTER!!!!
So, what did you guys think? I was aiming more on comedy on this one.did I hit my mark? Review Please!!!!
Sorry I haven't posted the next chapter yet, just fixed some spelling errors so it's easier to read..sorry.
A/N: HA! So you people do still like this fic! Good! Thank you for all reviews..
Nai_girl- Um.sorry to say but you're a little late on the voting, and to bad to, that was an excellent idea!
brian-blaze15- Thank you and I'll try. I'll try to answer all your questions.in due time..and I'm glad you love it.
Maruder no.5- Thanks and okay.
Lee Hart- Only you'd think of what the title applies to.
Matakishi Hirata-san - Heya! No need to be sorry and I can't wait either..
Potterlover2004- Blimey, he is cute at five isn't he? And I'm glad you are!
Toria- Glad you think so, and I can't wait either. I'll try to update soon.
Maggie- *blink* er..okay.I get the big picture.and reviews don't annoy me ...*smile*
Solana- Thank you and I'll try not to.
Mella deRanged- Sorry? Well, it's a bit late to change it now! And who knows what Harry wants? Glad you find it funny..I think..should I even take it as a compliment...????
RaistlinofMetallica - Thanks and I think just about everyone wants Harry to forgive Tom.
Lillinfields- I think everyone is struck by blondness, Lord knows I get struck by it more then normal. Glad you enjoyed and I'll try to update soon.
Schmidie-lee83- Well, I already emailed you and it was great to hear from you!
Alena- Glad you think so and it seems no one can wait!
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Tom was getting irritated at all the gapping looks he was receiving from his Death Eaters. After a minute of sinking deeper into his 'throne' he snarled at them "What are you idiots staring at!?"
One of the Death Eaters came up, Lucius "Well.um M'Lord.you've.changed."
Tom resisted the urge to immaturely shout 'Duh!', instead he settled for just raising an eyebrow and saying in a voice that was truly scathing "And just what has changed about me?"
"You.you're back to your teenage body.." Lucius said slowly and Tom could feel Lucius' gaze traveling his body (Not in that way you pervs!) as if to make sure he saw correctly.
Again Tom had the urge (to Herbal.sorry) to say 'Nah I didn't notice I had only spent an hour in front of the mirror conferring that fact.' But he settled for a rather dull, in his opinion, "I hadn't noticed"
Lucius at first had a face fault then his face changed drastically to shock when he figured out that Tom was sarcastic. In fact all the Death Eaters looked shocked. Silence fell as all the Death Eater's eyes were on Tom, the truned-back teen sank into his throne a little more then annoyed. Finally after what seemed to be forever (reality about half a minute) Tom snapped "WHAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT!?"
As if in one motion all the Death Eaters turned their heads. Sighing, Tom decided to get this over with, he knew what he had to do.
"Now, my loyal followers. How you've all served me well." he paused and had a certain far away look in his eye "But I'm afraid I don't need you anymore"
A collective gasp erupted from the Death Eaters and random shouts of "But why Master?" called out. Lucius, of course, stumbled to Tom, shocked. "But Master."
Tom ignored Lucius and went on "I will take off your marks and you will no longer be Death Eaters" Tom's gazed went around to each individual Death Eater "I shall no longer be your Master"
Tom wasn't all that surprised to see some of his Death Eaters look a little too happy while others looked terrified. Extending the spell that he used on Severus to take the Dark Mark off, Tom pointed it at his soon-to-be ex followers. After the spell was over all the now ex Death Eaters checked their arms to make sure the Mark was gone, and it was. Feeling a little more then drained Tom made his way through the crowd. Out of a very very new found respect mixed along with the fear that still lingered the ex- Death Eaters moved out of the way and bowed their head slightly as he passed.
Head held high in a prideful manner Tom disapparated (can't spell .and too lazy to look up) leaving the Death Eaters a little confused.
After a few moments when everyone was about to leave Lucius Malfoy took the throne and said "Any who leave now will be hunted down. I shall be the new Dark Lord, and will bring Pure blood pride back to the wizarding world. That fool Tom Riddle was too weak, he shall die along with all the other mudbloods"
The Death Eaters who looked terrified when Tom left them nearly jumped for joy while the ones who looked happy at Tom's abandonment now had heartbreakingly sad faces.
It seemed a new psycho would claim the role of The Dark Lord (insert scary music).
~*~
Harry was sitting on his bed and he looked at the small wand (it's not like a regular wand, it can't do magic all that much) he was going to give Tom as a gift. A lone tear slid down Harry's face and he quickly brushed it away, he would not cry for that murderous, evil, insane snake! Throwing the wand angrily to the side Harry pulled his knees to his chest. After a little while banging could be heard outside followed by Ambrous' voice.
"HEY!!! EASY ON THE FRAME, IT WAS A GIFT FROM MY BROTHER!!!" Ambrous screamed at the intruder.
The intruder, who sounded suspiciously like Severus Snape bellowed back "Let me in you moronic portrait"
"Whoa! You know you are so lucky that I'm JUST a portrait! If I was my real self I would have beaten you to a pulp, never mind wands!" Ambrous retorted.
"Just let me in, I need to speak with Potter!" Harry finally figured it WAS Snape.
"Let him in Ambrous!" Harry screamed before Ambrous could tell Snape off.
Hearing him huff Harry was quite unprepared to see a pretty ticked Snape glaring daggers at him..
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END OF CHAPTER!!!!
So, what did you guys think? I was aiming more on comedy on this one.did I hit my mark? Review Please!!!!
Sorry I haven't posted the next chapter yet, just fixed some spelling errors so it's easier to read..sorry.