Hey, folks! Sorry I haven't updated for awhile. (Wilts under angry
stares from the readers) Wah!!!!!!!! I'm so sorry! But I've been so
busy, going to California, trying to finish my school work for the
summer, a 9-mile backpacking trip to pack for, and a lot of other
stuff!
(Sniff) So, here are the next chapters of my story! Please enjoy!
Chapter 6- SUGAR!
Authors Note: Heh, heh, makes you wonder, doesn't it? By the way, I do not own Star wars or LoTR, though I wish I did. Please do not use my characters without my permission! Enjoy!!!
Lisa ran through the halls of Rohan, despite everyone's attempts to stop her. She finally made her way into the kitchen where she upset two cauldrons, frightened the cook, and found a small packet of something in her pocket. Leaping onto a table, she pulled it out, and her eyes went wide. Turning her eyes toward heaven with a murmured, "Thank you God, you are my savior" she turned to her VERY tired pursuers and yelled, "STOP!" They skidded to a stop and looked at her as she held up the small packet. "Stop chasing me, or I eat this!" They looked at it in confusion, and Eomer just frowned and continued forward. (A/n: OOOOHHHHHHHHHH, boy, he is going down..) She smiled, ripped it open, and swallowed the contents whole. Her eyes closed for a moment, then snapped wide open. "S.su.SUGAR!" With that unexpected phrase, she jumped off the table, landed on Eomer's head, and zoomed out of that kitchen like a bat out of the Underworld, all the time screaming, "SUGAR! GIVE ME SUGAR!" Eomer held his aching head in his head, and ran after our sugar-high friend, making a mental note to hide all the sugar in Edoras. IF at all possible.
She ran like this for some period of time before she met up with the one and only, Grima Wormtounge. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GREASINSESS! ICKY!" Eomer ran to the scene just in time to see her kick Grima in a VERY personal place before running off again screaming at the top of her lungs. Eomer stared at her for a moment, walked up to the fallen Grima, and innocently took the opportunity to kick him. A rare grin on his face, he continued to run after her thinking to himself, 'Things are going to get VERY interesting around here..' Boy, was he ever right.
Meanwhile, in Rivendell:
"THERE SHE IS!" "AHHHHHHHHHH!! YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!" Teri then burst into the armory. Where she discovered her beloved guns. After muttering a thanks to the Gods, she loaded them up, and then, with an evil smile on her face, burst out of there and ran away again. Her weary pursuers ran on, only this time they had to constantly stop because she kept dodging and shooting at them with her guns, all the time laughing insanely. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! FEAR ME! YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" If it had been anime, the elves probably would have sweatdropped. Finally, Gandalf managed to sneak up behind her and knock her out with his staff. She fell like a stone. Panting, the tired elves had just enough energy to lock away her 'bewitched' weapons and lock her in one of the guest rooms, before crawling to their beds and falling asleep. Little did they know that things were about to get worse. MUCH worse. (A/n: Feel sorry for Rivendell. Very sorry.)
Meanwhile, in Gondor:
Kaia and Faramir entered the long, silent, stone hall. Faramir glanced at the girl, and saw that her face was surprisingly calm. They walked forward, and saw the elderly steward sitting on a stool. He looked impassively at the girl. "My lord, this is the girl." He nodded then looked at the girl. "Young lady, who are you?" he asked. "Jedi Padawan Kaia, under Master Qui-Gon Jinn." she answered coolly. He raised an eyebrow at her. "Jedi? What is a Jedi?" Now it was HER turn to raise an eyebrow, but she simply said, "Please observe." The two men looked at her, as she raised her hand and motioned. To their shock and surprise, a few moments later her lightsaber came through the door and into her hand. She activated it, and her blue blade came out. The Steward and his son watched in amazement as the young girl twirled it, thrusting, parring, and, with much skill, managed to do some VERY fancy moves. She deactivated it, clipped it to her side, and bowed.
They heard clapping, and Kaia saw another young man come into the room. "My brother, Boromir," Faramir murmured to her. She could tell they were all impressed. Inwardly she smiled to herself. They hadn't even seen her FULL powers. Smiling sweetly, she said, "I hope you realize that was only the basics of what I can really do." Denethor's eyes widened a fraction, while the two brothers eyes pooped open. "O...only the basics?" Boromir managed to rasp out. Outwardly she just nodded. Inwardly, she was grinning like the Cheshire Kat from Alice in Wonderland. "Oh, yes. That was very simple. If I had used my full powers, a few people might be hurt severely right now." Denethor leaned forward. "What is this magic? Are you a witch of some sort?" Kaia gazed at him. "No. A Jedi uses the powers of the Force. We have taken oaths to protect the galaxy from all harm." The three men blinked and looked at each other, before turning back to this strange girl. 'She's serious' thought Faramir. 'She CAN'T be sane' thought Boromir. 'Where did this girl COME from? And what is this, galaxy?' thought Denethor. Kaia just gazed at them. "Where exactly AM I?" she asked. "The land of Gondor," replied Boromir. The girl frowned. "Gon...dor... I have never heard of this place. What is the name of this planet?" "Plan..et? What is that?" asked Boromir in confusion. Inwardly, she rolled her eyes. "From what you(she nodded at Faramir) said earlier, I take it this world is called Middle Earth." They nodded. "Strange, I thought this place was only a legend...." she murmured to herself. Faramir and Boromir exchanged glances. "A legend?" asked Denethor with a spark of curiosity. She nodded, and then slightly flushed as her stomach grumbled. The old steward managed to crack a smile. "Come, you are hungry. Let us go and dine, and then you shall tell your tale." Kaia bowed appreciatively, and then all four walked out of the hallway. "Now let me see, how shall I begin?" mussed the girl.
A/n: (grins evilly) Cliffhanger! (get's glared at by readers) Okay, okay! I tried, didn't I? Sorry I haven't updated for...(glances at calendar)...er, well a REALLY long time! The next chapter will be coming up soon! My dad just reinstalled my monitor today! Yay! R&R!!!!! And next chapter for the DMO should be coming up soon! Thank's to those of you who gave me OC's!
(Sniff) So, here are the next chapters of my story! Please enjoy!
Chapter 6- SUGAR!
Authors Note: Heh, heh, makes you wonder, doesn't it? By the way, I do not own Star wars or LoTR, though I wish I did. Please do not use my characters without my permission! Enjoy!!!
Lisa ran through the halls of Rohan, despite everyone's attempts to stop her. She finally made her way into the kitchen where she upset two cauldrons, frightened the cook, and found a small packet of something in her pocket. Leaping onto a table, she pulled it out, and her eyes went wide. Turning her eyes toward heaven with a murmured, "Thank you God, you are my savior" she turned to her VERY tired pursuers and yelled, "STOP!" They skidded to a stop and looked at her as she held up the small packet. "Stop chasing me, or I eat this!" They looked at it in confusion, and Eomer just frowned and continued forward. (A/n: OOOOHHHHHHHHHH, boy, he is going down..) She smiled, ripped it open, and swallowed the contents whole. Her eyes closed for a moment, then snapped wide open. "S.su.SUGAR!" With that unexpected phrase, she jumped off the table, landed on Eomer's head, and zoomed out of that kitchen like a bat out of the Underworld, all the time screaming, "SUGAR! GIVE ME SUGAR!" Eomer held his aching head in his head, and ran after our sugar-high friend, making a mental note to hide all the sugar in Edoras. IF at all possible.
She ran like this for some period of time before she met up with the one and only, Grima Wormtounge. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GREASINSESS! ICKY!" Eomer ran to the scene just in time to see her kick Grima in a VERY personal place before running off again screaming at the top of her lungs. Eomer stared at her for a moment, walked up to the fallen Grima, and innocently took the opportunity to kick him. A rare grin on his face, he continued to run after her thinking to himself, 'Things are going to get VERY interesting around here..' Boy, was he ever right.
Meanwhile, in Rivendell:
"THERE SHE IS!" "AHHHHHHHHHH!! YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!" Teri then burst into the armory. Where she discovered her beloved guns. After muttering a thanks to the Gods, she loaded them up, and then, with an evil smile on her face, burst out of there and ran away again. Her weary pursuers ran on, only this time they had to constantly stop because she kept dodging and shooting at them with her guns, all the time laughing insanely. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! FEAR ME! YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" If it had been anime, the elves probably would have sweatdropped. Finally, Gandalf managed to sneak up behind her and knock her out with his staff. She fell like a stone. Panting, the tired elves had just enough energy to lock away her 'bewitched' weapons and lock her in one of the guest rooms, before crawling to their beds and falling asleep. Little did they know that things were about to get worse. MUCH worse. (A/n: Feel sorry for Rivendell. Very sorry.)
Meanwhile, in Gondor:
Kaia and Faramir entered the long, silent, stone hall. Faramir glanced at the girl, and saw that her face was surprisingly calm. They walked forward, and saw the elderly steward sitting on a stool. He looked impassively at the girl. "My lord, this is the girl." He nodded then looked at the girl. "Young lady, who are you?" he asked. "Jedi Padawan Kaia, under Master Qui-Gon Jinn." she answered coolly. He raised an eyebrow at her. "Jedi? What is a Jedi?" Now it was HER turn to raise an eyebrow, but she simply said, "Please observe." The two men looked at her, as she raised her hand and motioned. To their shock and surprise, a few moments later her lightsaber came through the door and into her hand. She activated it, and her blue blade came out. The Steward and his son watched in amazement as the young girl twirled it, thrusting, parring, and, with much skill, managed to do some VERY fancy moves. She deactivated it, clipped it to her side, and bowed.
They heard clapping, and Kaia saw another young man come into the room. "My brother, Boromir," Faramir murmured to her. She could tell they were all impressed. Inwardly she smiled to herself. They hadn't even seen her FULL powers. Smiling sweetly, she said, "I hope you realize that was only the basics of what I can really do." Denethor's eyes widened a fraction, while the two brothers eyes pooped open. "O...only the basics?" Boromir managed to rasp out. Outwardly she just nodded. Inwardly, she was grinning like the Cheshire Kat from Alice in Wonderland. "Oh, yes. That was very simple. If I had used my full powers, a few people might be hurt severely right now." Denethor leaned forward. "What is this magic? Are you a witch of some sort?" Kaia gazed at him. "No. A Jedi uses the powers of the Force. We have taken oaths to protect the galaxy from all harm." The three men blinked and looked at each other, before turning back to this strange girl. 'She's serious' thought Faramir. 'She CAN'T be sane' thought Boromir. 'Where did this girl COME from? And what is this, galaxy?' thought Denethor. Kaia just gazed at them. "Where exactly AM I?" she asked. "The land of Gondor," replied Boromir. The girl frowned. "Gon...dor... I have never heard of this place. What is the name of this planet?" "Plan..et? What is that?" asked Boromir in confusion. Inwardly, she rolled her eyes. "From what you(she nodded at Faramir) said earlier, I take it this world is called Middle Earth." They nodded. "Strange, I thought this place was only a legend...." she murmured to herself. Faramir and Boromir exchanged glances. "A legend?" asked Denethor with a spark of curiosity. She nodded, and then slightly flushed as her stomach grumbled. The old steward managed to crack a smile. "Come, you are hungry. Let us go and dine, and then you shall tell your tale." Kaia bowed appreciatively, and then all four walked out of the hallway. "Now let me see, how shall I begin?" mussed the girl.
A/n: (grins evilly) Cliffhanger! (get's glared at by readers) Okay, okay! I tried, didn't I? Sorry I haven't updated for...(glances at calendar)...er, well a REALLY long time! The next chapter will be coming up soon! My dad just reinstalled my monitor today! Yay! R&R!!!!! And next chapter for the DMO should be coming up soon! Thank's to those of you who gave me OC's!