Thank you, and goodnight. I am brilliant. (crazy dances)
"Hotel
California"
On a dark ocean seascape, sea wind in my
hair
Bad smell of gruel, rising up through the air
Up ahead
in the distance, I saw a great, big boat
My head grew heavy and
my sight grew dim
I had to stop on that boat
There he stood
on the mizzen;
I heard the cap'n's bell
And I was
thinking to myself,
'This could be Heaven or this could be Hell'
Then he lit up a cigar and he hauled me on deck
There were
voices down in the cabins,
I thought I heard them speak...
Welcome to the ship run by Jack Aubrey,
Such a twisted
place
Such a twisted face
Plenty of room on the ship run by
Jack Aubrey,
Any time of year, you can work on here
His
mind is really twisted, he got the HMS Surprise
He
got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that he calls 'sons'
How
they scrub the deck, oh yeah, working up sweat.
Some scrub to
remember, some scrub to forget
So I called up this Captain,
'Please bring me my gruel'
He said, 'Sure thang, we've
had that gruel since eightteen sixty two'
And still those voices
are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the ship run by Jack
Aubrey,
Such a twisted place
Such a twisted face
They
livin' it up on the ship run by Jack Aubrey,
What
a nice Surprise, bring your rum and pies.
Cannons under the
deck,
The midshipmen are lords
And he said 'We are all just
prisoners here, of our own accord'
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered a slap-up meal
They stab it with their steely
knives,
But they just can't kill the weevil
Last thing I
remember, I was
Running for the 'door'
I had to sail the
damn life boat
To
the place I was before
'Relax,' said the night man,
We are
made to terrify.
You can't checkout any time you like,
unless
you drown and DIE!!!!