Hey guys it's me Kaylie again. I'm sorry about chapter two. It was exactly the same as chapter one right. well I am really sorry
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CHAPTER TWO: VARIETY HOUR
Robin sat down in the living room by himself watching t.v. well actually he was flipping the channels and trying to see what was on between channel 12 and 13 he was trying to discover channel 12 1/2. So far he didn't have an luck but one day he'd find the long lost channel and make millions. Cyborg, Beast boy and Raven. Had left the house to spend the day at the pizza parlor. Raven had only gone to make sure all the deaths were accounted for. Or to put in plainly if Beast boy or Cyborg killed each other over pizza toppings. Without them the house was plain boring. Until an evil thought came to Robins head
' Hey lets go preform in front of Beast boys web-cam.' Robin had to answer aloud
" No lets not and say we did!"
' That's lying.!'
" Then let me not and never say I did"
' But that's boring. I won't leave you alone until you do.'
" Get outta my head" Robin yelled. At that moment Starfire walked in to see robin talking to himself and she had to ask
" Robin are you feeling alright? Are you in need of the ...er... mental help?" She asked
" No. I just had an idea how about you and I do a show in front of Beast boys web-cam?"
" I do not think that is a good idea!"
" Why not?"
" Because I have no motivation!" she said
" I'll pay you!"
" With what?"
" A mustard bottle every week!"
"DEAL!" she said excited
They walked into the living room and began to discuss some ideas. They finally got one and it began
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Starfire and Robin: Welcome to the Robin and Starfire Variety hour!
( Out of nowhere an audience appears, and a stage and sound crew and two set of microphones) :: The curtains fall and come up again
Robin: Welcome to the office off. Detective Rick Kayson dun dun duhhhhhhhhhhh. I work in a cold, cold town in the middle of California. Where unforgettable things happen and dreams come true.
Robin: It was an ordinary day until :: knock at the door:: in walked the most beautiful teenager I ever saw. But she had danger written all over. Her smile was way to wide.
Starfire: Today on COP's. There will be reruns. The weather expected for today will be sunny with a slight chance of thunderstorms on friday....
Robin: Starfire. Those aren't your lines!
Starfire: Yes. I am reading from that little book that tells us what the characters in a show are going to do.
Robin: Star. That's the T.V. Guide. Here's your script try to get it right this time.
Starfire: O.k. start from what you said before I walked in
Robin: It was an ordinary day until :: knock at the door:: and in walked the most beautiful teenager I ever saw. But she had danger written all over. Her smile was way to wide.
Starfire: Are you Detective Rick Kayson?
Robin: Depends whose asking?
Starfire: Um.. I am asking
Robin: Then yeah I am. What can I do for you?
Starfire: I need you to find something
Robin: For who?
Starfire: Me
Robin: Why you?
Starfire: Because I need your help.
Robin: Why do you need my help?
Starfire: Because you said in your advertisement you could help..
Robin: oh. OK What do you want me to find?
Starfire:My pet
Robin:Why do you want me to find your pet?
Starfire: Because it's missing
Robin:Why is it missing?
Starfire: I don't know ::hands glowing::
Robin: Why don't you know
Starfire: Because I'm not a person who can tell the future
Robin: Oh. OK What type of fish?
Starfire:A Goldfish
Robin:( thinks' should I risk it? ') What kind of Goldfish?
Starfire: What do you mean what kind of Goldfish. There is only one kind! Robin you are not a very good Detective. You are fired and I am hired.
Robin: Who died and made you Queen?
Starfire :: holds up a starbolt to Robins face threating him::
Robin: OK. Your Majesty
Starfire: I am Ace Johnson Private Eye. It was a normal; day. I have just finished the kicking of the butt for two of my clients. I am awaiting the company of my new client....
Robin: Jack Gruffman Volunteer Fireman. Here comes me! (A/N: I forgot his name sry)
Starfire: Robin this is Starfire speaking are you feeling alright. Are you in need of...
Robin: Did you say you were on Fire?
Starfire: No I said my name is . Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Robin: I'll put out that fire immediately
:: takes an overly large hose and sprays Starfire with water::
Robin: Yay I put out the fire. ::he walks over to her and steps back::
Starfire: Hello Robin! :: hands and eyes glowing::
( aims her star powers at a running Robin)
To Be Continued
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Well what did you think was it cheesy? Well anyway I'm not finished this chapter yet there is going to be a part two. well see ya
Love, Kaylie