Disclaimer: I don't own the Teletubbies, and quite frankly I wouldn't want to. The BBC are welcome to them.

The man returned to teletubby land, as he realised he had not destroyed the annoying Noo-Noo vaccuum cleaner thingymajig. He trapped Noo-Noo in the strang teletubby hill house thing and blew it up with tons of dynamite. The annoying baby sun started crying and gurgling incoherent words, so thw guy in all black destroyed the sun. He jumped back in his ship a happier person.

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