ODE TO MY BEARD
(Sung by Gimli son of Gloin with guest interruptions by Legolas Thranduilion)
"Twice as long as a lion's mane
Thrice as fiery as Durin's Bane
A beard to put all others to shame
Such a beard is mine!"
"Softer than the hair of a certain elvish prince("HAH!)
Fairer a beard you've never seen since
("Gimli, couldn't you use just a TAD of forebearence?")
NO! The best of beards is mine!"
-LadyAlariel
---Inspired by Gimli's enlightening little discussion with Eowyn during 'The Two Towers'.---