Part 2
What if... Zelda hated Link?
Zelda: You are such a freak Link! I mean come on! I'm getting tired of you saving my ass all the time.
Link: don't cuss! Anyway You're supposed to be Very thankful that you didn't get killed!
Zelda: So! You rip me off! You are always late for a date!
Link: You still should do this: SHUT UP NOW!!!!!!!
Zelda: O_O
Fin.
What if. Pikachu's show came back on?
Pikachu: Hello, welcome back! If part 2 came on too early don't worry! There is a Part 3 In this story! Anyway our guest is... Yoshi!
Yoshi: Hello! Luigi and Mario keep riding on me when they are on an adventure!
Pikachu: maybe because they are supposed to. ( Mario and Luigi: yeah!)
Yoshi: Well people say I have a bad recovery move.
Pikachu: who cares.
Fin. For now
What if.. Samus was a cheerleader?
Samus: DAMN SCRIPT!!!!!!
Some Guy: OK LADIES! Give me an A! an R! a P! that spells ARP!
Samus : * ignores him*
Some Guy: Why are you not doing this?
Samus: Because this sucks.
Some Guy: you are FIRED!
Samus: YAY!
Some Guy: na, I'll just give you another chance!
Samus: boo.
Fin.
What if...Pikachu's talk show came back?
Pikachu: Welcome back! Keep voting as much as possible, and remember, only one vote per person. Anyway, our lucky guest is.. C. Falcon!
C. Falcon: Those freakin people keep making me act dumb in their fics, What's up with that? And they say I suck as a character!
Pikachu: figure that yourself.
Fin. For now
What if.. Mario show came back on?
Mario: Welcome-a back! Hope you're enjoying the shows! Please review. Anyway the cam's about to start-a!
*cam turns on * Selphie: this is boring
Rinoa: Come on damn it! When the hell are we gonna get there?!
Zell: * tries to drive the car * I don't know?
Squall: idiot * turns on the car *
Selphie & Rinoa: * death glare *
Zell: what?
Rinoa: DRIVE THE FREAKIN CAR YOU LITTLE-
Selphie: gee, calm down Rinoa, slowly there much better! Right?
Squall: * with ear plugs * I can't hear a freakin word you're saying!
Rinoa: right....HOLY CRAP I FORGOT MY GBA!
Everybody: * fall anime style *
Zell: weird * everybody death glares * okay I'll drive, sheesh.
Rinoa: yeah, or else-
Zell: I don't wanna know.
Mario: that's it for now more adventures and misadventures from people right after the commercial breaks! PZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
Fin. For now
What if...Roy and Marth were, hair cutters?
Some Guy: I want my freakin hair cut now! I want every hair at the same height NOW! You dumbass workers.
Roy: comin right up! Hey Marth, where are the scissors?
Marth: gee I don't know. ( cuts someone else's hair with it )
Roy: well, then I'll have to take drastic measures. * pulls out his sword *
Some Guy: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME!
Roy: cut your hair, sir.
Some Guy: with THAT! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!! * runs out the door *
Zelda: * teleports in to the room *
Roy: how did you get in here?
Zelda: here is another pair of scissors, by the way Marth is using the other pair.
Marth: ^_^;
Roy: WHY YOU LITTLE, I JUST LOST A CUSTOMER 'CAUSE OF YOU!!!!
Marth: Me little?
Roy: .. forget it.
Fin.
What if... Kirby is a balloon?
Some Guy: Hey look what I found, a balloon!
Kirby: let me go please.
Some guy: it talks!
Kirby: the same thing over again.
Some Guy: and it's logical!
Kirby: o_O whatever, * floats away* sayonara sucker! * Hits pole * Ow.
Some Guy: fell right into my trap.
Fin.
Disclaimer: blah, I don't own squaresoft ( the ff8 characters, duh!) Sonic team, Nintendo , blah, blah ya'll get the picture.
It's the year Round Mini melee awards!
Sonic: Hello folks! Get ready for the MINI MELEE AWARDS!!!!!
Smashers: yay!
Rinoa: And now we get ready for the best.. RPG!!!!
Smashers: yay!
Sonic: and the nominees are: Fox, Mario, Link, then um... uhh... Pikachu and ( sorta ) C. Falcon, and Roy & Marth, and Samus!
Selphie: All you need to do is vote!
Amy: OR ELSE I POUND YOU WITH MY HAMMER!
Rinoa: Right.. And votings are on part 3, you vote, we count, and post the winners on part 3.
Sonic: now it's time for the best... villain!
Amy: The nominees are.. Mewtwo, Kraid, Ganondorf, Blood Falcon, Bowser, Giga Bowser, and... that's it.
Rinoa: we'll be back after a short intermission.
Backstage... Fox: I wonder who's gonna win.
Link: could be you
Mario: could be Pikachu
Pikachu: could be Mario.
Fox: could be Link.
On the other side...
Ganondorf: I know, instead of stealing Zelda, I could steal Rinoa! She's much easier to steal.
Mewtwo: you know, she is right behind you.
Bowser: you're busted
Ganondorf: nice try Mewtwo, your trick won't work on me. * looks anyway * crap.
Rinoa: I heard that. * brings out her weapon * touch me you're dead.
Ganondorf: Damn it.
Back to the point..
Sonic: Hello, Welcome back! It seems we have a little problem * goes backstage * Rinoa you can stop beating him up.
Rinoa: damn those GF's , they were too slow.( Rinoa thought: I could have beat the crap outta him)
Amy: Right now all of you have to say the right answer to this question or else you all get a pound from my hammer, including the nominees. The question is... Who is the fastest runner?
Roy: who's the fastest runner?
Marth: Gee, I don't know.
Pikachu: say sonic!
Zelda: say C. Falcon!
Mario: Our answer is-
Pikachu and Zelda: * hopeful faces *
Mario: Sonic.
Amy: ......... He's right!
Smashers: WOO-HOO! * thank Mario for saving their lives from the hammer.
Selphie: remember, just vote, if you didn't see a nominee up there tell us in a review.
Amy: and, our trivia stuff will become a show in Part 3 so say the right answer!
Sonic: We might do another award so get ready to vote.
Rinoa: damn, damn, damn, I mean please review! Damn, damn, damn.
Ganondorf: * hiding somewhere * she'll never find me here.
Rinoa: I found you.
Ganondorf: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO!!!!!!!!
Fin.
PART 3 COMING ASAP!
What if... Zelda hated Link?
Zelda: You are such a freak Link! I mean come on! I'm getting tired of you saving my ass all the time.
Link: don't cuss! Anyway You're supposed to be Very thankful that you didn't get killed!
Zelda: So! You rip me off! You are always late for a date!
Link: You still should do this: SHUT UP NOW!!!!!!!
Zelda: O_O
Fin.
What if. Pikachu's show came back on?
Pikachu: Hello, welcome back! If part 2 came on too early don't worry! There is a Part 3 In this story! Anyway our guest is... Yoshi!
Yoshi: Hello! Luigi and Mario keep riding on me when they are on an adventure!
Pikachu: maybe because they are supposed to. ( Mario and Luigi: yeah!)
Yoshi: Well people say I have a bad recovery move.
Pikachu: who cares.
Fin. For now
What if.. Samus was a cheerleader?
Samus: DAMN SCRIPT!!!!!!
Some Guy: OK LADIES! Give me an A! an R! a P! that spells ARP!
Samus : * ignores him*
Some Guy: Why are you not doing this?
Samus: Because this sucks.
Some Guy: you are FIRED!
Samus: YAY!
Some Guy: na, I'll just give you another chance!
Samus: boo.
Fin.
What if...Pikachu's talk show came back?
Pikachu: Welcome back! Keep voting as much as possible, and remember, only one vote per person. Anyway, our lucky guest is.. C. Falcon!
C. Falcon: Those freakin people keep making me act dumb in their fics, What's up with that? And they say I suck as a character!
Pikachu: figure that yourself.
Fin. For now
What if.. Mario show came back on?
Mario: Welcome-a back! Hope you're enjoying the shows! Please review. Anyway the cam's about to start-a!
*cam turns on * Selphie: this is boring
Rinoa: Come on damn it! When the hell are we gonna get there?!
Zell: * tries to drive the car * I don't know?
Squall: idiot * turns on the car *
Selphie & Rinoa: * death glare *
Zell: what?
Rinoa: DRIVE THE FREAKIN CAR YOU LITTLE-
Selphie: gee, calm down Rinoa, slowly there much better! Right?
Squall: * with ear plugs * I can't hear a freakin word you're saying!
Rinoa: right....HOLY CRAP I FORGOT MY GBA!
Everybody: * fall anime style *
Zell: weird * everybody death glares * okay I'll drive, sheesh.
Rinoa: yeah, or else-
Zell: I don't wanna know.
Mario: that's it for now more adventures and misadventures from people right after the commercial breaks! PZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
Fin. For now
What if...Roy and Marth were, hair cutters?
Some Guy: I want my freakin hair cut now! I want every hair at the same height NOW! You dumbass workers.
Roy: comin right up! Hey Marth, where are the scissors?
Marth: gee I don't know. ( cuts someone else's hair with it )
Roy: well, then I'll have to take drastic measures. * pulls out his sword *
Some Guy: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME!
Roy: cut your hair, sir.
Some Guy: with THAT! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!! * runs out the door *
Zelda: * teleports in to the room *
Roy: how did you get in here?
Zelda: here is another pair of scissors, by the way Marth is using the other pair.
Marth: ^_^;
Roy: WHY YOU LITTLE, I JUST LOST A CUSTOMER 'CAUSE OF YOU!!!!
Marth: Me little?
Roy: .. forget it.
Fin.
What if... Kirby is a balloon?
Some Guy: Hey look what I found, a balloon!
Kirby: let me go please.
Some guy: it talks!
Kirby: the same thing over again.
Some Guy: and it's logical!
Kirby: o_O whatever, * floats away* sayonara sucker! * Hits pole * Ow.
Some Guy: fell right into my trap.
Fin.
Disclaimer: blah, I don't own squaresoft ( the ff8 characters, duh!) Sonic team, Nintendo , blah, blah ya'll get the picture.
It's the year Round Mini melee awards!
Sonic: Hello folks! Get ready for the MINI MELEE AWARDS!!!!!
Smashers: yay!
Rinoa: And now we get ready for the best.. RPG!!!!
Smashers: yay!
Sonic: and the nominees are: Fox, Mario, Link, then um... uhh... Pikachu and ( sorta ) C. Falcon, and Roy & Marth, and Samus!
Selphie: All you need to do is vote!
Amy: OR ELSE I POUND YOU WITH MY HAMMER!
Rinoa: Right.. And votings are on part 3, you vote, we count, and post the winners on part 3.
Sonic: now it's time for the best... villain!
Amy: The nominees are.. Mewtwo, Kraid, Ganondorf, Blood Falcon, Bowser, Giga Bowser, and... that's it.
Rinoa: we'll be back after a short intermission.
Backstage... Fox: I wonder who's gonna win.
Link: could be you
Mario: could be Pikachu
Pikachu: could be Mario.
Fox: could be Link.
On the other side...
Ganondorf: I know, instead of stealing Zelda, I could steal Rinoa! She's much easier to steal.
Mewtwo: you know, she is right behind you.
Bowser: you're busted
Ganondorf: nice try Mewtwo, your trick won't work on me. * looks anyway * crap.
Rinoa: I heard that. * brings out her weapon * touch me you're dead.
Ganondorf: Damn it.
Back to the point..
Sonic: Hello, Welcome back! It seems we have a little problem * goes backstage * Rinoa you can stop beating him up.
Rinoa: damn those GF's , they were too slow.( Rinoa thought: I could have beat the crap outta him)
Amy: Right now all of you have to say the right answer to this question or else you all get a pound from my hammer, including the nominees. The question is... Who is the fastest runner?
Roy: who's the fastest runner?
Marth: Gee, I don't know.
Pikachu: say sonic!
Zelda: say C. Falcon!
Mario: Our answer is-
Pikachu and Zelda: * hopeful faces *
Mario: Sonic.
Amy: ......... He's right!
Smashers: WOO-HOO! * thank Mario for saving their lives from the hammer.
Selphie: remember, just vote, if you didn't see a nominee up there tell us in a review.
Amy: and, our trivia stuff will become a show in Part 3 so say the right answer!
Sonic: We might do another award so get ready to vote.
Rinoa: damn, damn, damn, I mean please review! Damn, damn, damn.
Ganondorf: * hiding somewhere * she'll never find me here.
Rinoa: I found you.
Ganondorf: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO!!!!!!!!
Fin.
PART 3 COMING ASAP!