Part 5
What if... something happened?
Peach: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SHE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!!!
Zelda: weird.
Back to the other point..
Selphie: I know, I'll just throw out a 1 ton block!
Rinoa: I got a better idea. * whispers stuff *
Selphie: sweet idea.
Meanwhile somewhere..
Peach: * still running * AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! * 1 ton block falls on her * ow.
Zelda: at least that's over.
Fin.
Disclaimer: I don't own game companies or companies you get the picture.
Classic moments
Of heck ^ _ ^
Some Guy: get ready to see what if classics.
What if.. Pichu was a cook?
Pichu was getting ready for her big cooking show in 1 min, she lost her translator so.
Audience: YAY! GO PICHU!!!
Pichu: pi pi pichu pi pichu pichu pi. ( welcome to the Pichu show. )
Audience: ????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Pichu: pichu pichu pi chu pi PIII!! ( let's cook juicy burgers NOW!! )
Some Guy: he's telling us to eat pee pee!
Pichu: Pi ( what? )
Audience: LET'S MOB PICHU!!!!!!!!
Pichu: O_O
Pikachu: pika pi pi pikachu! ( I found your translator for the show! )
But he was to late to save Pichu from the FATASSES OF DOOM!
Pichu: X_X
Some guy: that's it for now.
Fin. For now
What if.. The talk show came on?
Pikachu: hello, guess what, we are done with one of the talk show votes! Peach is mostly: Annoying, she totally sucks, and some said she's good. All those votes tied.
Pichu: Pikachu ment I needed training.
Pikachu: peach totally sucks now everyone's happy. Fin. For now
What if.. OUR jackass parody went on.
Selphie: get ready in 54321.
* show starts *
Mario bros: WOO HOO! * drives golf cart and maximum speed *
Live Piggy bank: lalalalalalalalalalalalal, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! * gets attacked by a car accident and money flies out *
Mario: LOOK OOUT!
Luigi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! * money buries them *
Bank guy: o_O
Fin. For now
What if.. The Mario show went on?
Mario: hello long time no see! * tries to repair golf cart * get ready to see stuff.
* cam turns on *
Peach: HELP I'M DROWNING I'M DROWNING!!!!!!
Meanwhile in another room.
Rinoa: THAT' IT I CAN'T TAKE ALL THAT RACKET!! * goes to Peach's room *
Meanwhile...
Peach: * in the shower * I'm blublublbublbiblbiblb. * bubbles start coming *
Rinoa: where is she * looks at the bathroom door * it's * gulps* a risk.
* opens door * AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! * gets pounded by water*
blublblbublbublbublbublbublbubbublbu * bubbles start coming.*
meanwhile..
Link: you can stop beating her up Rinoa! * hears no response * I wonder * opens door* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! Blubblbublbublbublbublbublbubkbubklb * bubbles come from the water *
Building gets flooded.
Fin. For now
What if.. Something happened?
Rinoa: * tries drying her hair * thanks a lot Peach.
Peach: what?
Link: You flooded the freakin building.
Peach: blame the faucet.
Selphie: great the beds are all soggy thanks to you.
Rinoa: our vacation in Nintendo was almost ruined!
Sonic: yeah you're a Peach.
Amy: I cannot wait to hammer you after I dry up.
Mario: at least there was draining.
Rinoa: yep. I just need to find the hair conditioner. * looks in drawer * HEY! Where is it?
Selphie: beats me.
Rinoa: I NEED HAIR CONDITIONER!
Zell: but where did the water get to?
Mario: that-a I don't know-a.
Scene gets to the 1st floor covered in water with the hair conditioner floating By.
Luigi: what do we do now?
Zell: have a pool party?
TO BE CONTINUED.
Fin. For now
What if.. There was a flood caused by a freak idiot?
Guy: I shall flood the world! BLARHARHARHARHARHAR!
Meanwhile, downstairs in the SSBM building..
Rinoa: pizza yummy. * gulps down pizza in 1 bite *
Squall: * whispers to Zell * she sure is hungry.
Zell: yep.
Everybody: * eats until they are as full as hell could be full. *
Peach: FLOOOD!!
Everybody: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! * drowns *
Meanwhile upstairs.
Dr. Mario: doctor to the RESCUE!!! * runs down the stairs *
C. Falcon: problems.
Back down there..
Rinoa: * suddenly wakes up * AHHHH! * Runs away from the doctor * you are so sick.
Dr. Mario: it's part of safety reasons. Time to go to another patient to do CPR.
Rinoa: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! * Laughs like hell when he was doing it to Link. *
Link: AHHHHHHHHH!!!! * does the same thing Rinoa did * SICK!!
Rinoa: I think I'll puke but before that I'm gonna visit somewhere. * runs next door *
Guy: What do you want?
Link: be my guest * punches him in the eye *
Back to the building..
Rinoa: * coughs * DOCTOR! You've got a paitient with um, severe ass pain!
Link: yeah.
Dr. Mario: CPR time!
Link & Rinoa: HAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1
Fin. For now
What if some thing like something happened?
Peach: AHHHHHHH!!! A METEOR!!!
SFX: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOMM. Fin.
People stuffies
One day Guy got very mad.
Guy: HOW DARE YOU YOU DAMN RINOA I HATE YOU AND THAT ELF BOY!
Rinoa: shut up.
One day Peach cried.
Peach: boo hooo hooo.
One day Pichu became as good as a fighter ( beginner ranking )
Pichu: YAHHOO!
Fin.
Don't worry
Part 6 is coming soon.
What if... something happened?
Peach: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SHE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!!!
Zelda: weird.
Back to the other point..
Selphie: I know, I'll just throw out a 1 ton block!
Rinoa: I got a better idea. * whispers stuff *
Selphie: sweet idea.
Meanwhile somewhere..
Peach: * still running * AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! * 1 ton block falls on her * ow.
Zelda: at least that's over.
Fin.
Disclaimer: I don't own game companies or companies you get the picture.
Classic moments
Of heck ^ _ ^
Some Guy: get ready to see what if classics.
What if.. Pichu was a cook?
Pichu was getting ready for her big cooking show in 1 min, she lost her translator so.
Audience: YAY! GO PICHU!!!
Pichu: pi pi pichu pi pichu pichu pi. ( welcome to the Pichu show. )
Audience: ????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Pichu: pichu pichu pi chu pi PIII!! ( let's cook juicy burgers NOW!! )
Some Guy: he's telling us to eat pee pee!
Pichu: Pi ( what? )
Audience: LET'S MOB PICHU!!!!!!!!
Pichu: O_O
Pikachu: pika pi pi pikachu! ( I found your translator for the show! )
But he was to late to save Pichu from the FATASSES OF DOOM!
Pichu: X_X
Some guy: that's it for now.
Fin. For now
What if.. The talk show came on?
Pikachu: hello, guess what, we are done with one of the talk show votes! Peach is mostly: Annoying, she totally sucks, and some said she's good. All those votes tied.
Pichu: Pikachu ment I needed training.
Pikachu: peach totally sucks now everyone's happy. Fin. For now
What if.. OUR jackass parody went on.
Selphie: get ready in 54321.
* show starts *
Mario bros: WOO HOO! * drives golf cart and maximum speed *
Live Piggy bank: lalalalalalalalalalalalal, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! * gets attacked by a car accident and money flies out *
Mario: LOOK OOUT!
Luigi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! * money buries them *
Bank guy: o_O
Fin. For now
What if.. The Mario show went on?
Mario: hello long time no see! * tries to repair golf cart * get ready to see stuff.
* cam turns on *
Peach: HELP I'M DROWNING I'M DROWNING!!!!!!
Meanwhile in another room.
Rinoa: THAT' IT I CAN'T TAKE ALL THAT RACKET!! * goes to Peach's room *
Meanwhile...
Peach: * in the shower * I'm blublublbublbiblbiblb. * bubbles start coming *
Rinoa: where is she * looks at the bathroom door * it's * gulps* a risk.
* opens door * AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! * gets pounded by water*
blublblbublbublbublbublbublbubbublbu * bubbles start coming.*
meanwhile..
Link: you can stop beating her up Rinoa! * hears no response * I wonder * opens door* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! Blubblbublbublbublbublbublbubkbubklb * bubbles come from the water *
Building gets flooded.
Fin. For now
What if.. Something happened?
Rinoa: * tries drying her hair * thanks a lot Peach.
Peach: what?
Link: You flooded the freakin building.
Peach: blame the faucet.
Selphie: great the beds are all soggy thanks to you.
Rinoa: our vacation in Nintendo was almost ruined!
Sonic: yeah you're a Peach.
Amy: I cannot wait to hammer you after I dry up.
Mario: at least there was draining.
Rinoa: yep. I just need to find the hair conditioner. * looks in drawer * HEY! Where is it?
Selphie: beats me.
Rinoa: I NEED HAIR CONDITIONER!
Zell: but where did the water get to?
Mario: that-a I don't know-a.
Scene gets to the 1st floor covered in water with the hair conditioner floating By.
Luigi: what do we do now?
Zell: have a pool party?
TO BE CONTINUED.
Fin. For now
What if.. There was a flood caused by a freak idiot?
Guy: I shall flood the world! BLARHARHARHARHARHAR!
Meanwhile, downstairs in the SSBM building..
Rinoa: pizza yummy. * gulps down pizza in 1 bite *
Squall: * whispers to Zell * she sure is hungry.
Zell: yep.
Everybody: * eats until they are as full as hell could be full. *
Peach: FLOOOD!!
Everybody: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! * drowns *
Meanwhile upstairs.
Dr. Mario: doctor to the RESCUE!!! * runs down the stairs *
C. Falcon: problems.
Back down there..
Rinoa: * suddenly wakes up * AHHHH! * Runs away from the doctor * you are so sick.
Dr. Mario: it's part of safety reasons. Time to go to another patient to do CPR.
Rinoa: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! * Laughs like hell when he was doing it to Link. *
Link: AHHHHHHHHH!!!! * does the same thing Rinoa did * SICK!!
Rinoa: I think I'll puke but before that I'm gonna visit somewhere. * runs next door *
Guy: What do you want?
Link: be my guest * punches him in the eye *
Back to the building..
Rinoa: * coughs * DOCTOR! You've got a paitient with um, severe ass pain!
Link: yeah.
Dr. Mario: CPR time!
Link & Rinoa: HAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1
Fin. For now
What if some thing like something happened?
Peach: AHHHHHHH!!! A METEOR!!!
SFX: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOMM. Fin.
People stuffies
One day Guy got very mad.
Guy: HOW DARE YOU YOU DAMN RINOA I HATE YOU AND THAT ELF BOY!
Rinoa: shut up.
One day Peach cried.
Peach: boo hooo hooo.
One day Pichu became as good as a fighter ( beginner ranking )
Pichu: YAHHOO!
Fin.
Don't worry
Part 6 is coming soon.