Part 6
What if.. OUR jackass parody came on?
Sonic: Hello.
* show goes on *
Some Guy: let's blow up!
Fox: Shut up.
Mario bros.: YAHOO! * drives golf cart at maximum speed *
GIS ( guy in street ) lalalalala, AHHHHH!!!! * gets run over *
Luigi: OMG! Are you Tom tucker?
GIS: no I'm Dean Koonce.
Luigi: oh. * runs him over somemore *
Fin. For now
What if.. Someone came?
Link: Hello, um Rinoa? I think someone is here to see you.
Rinoa: * opens door * AHHHHHHHHH! IT'S YOU!
Fujin: Hello, nice place mind if I have it small fry?
Rinoa: Yes , so GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!
Fujin: thanks for this room. * starts sleeping *
Rinoa: who does she think I am, a servant! Fujin: * wakes up * no a * goes to sleep *
Rinoa: Anyway,
Anyway..
Zelda: wow, that's pretty harsh.
Rinoa: stoopid Fujin, she sucks!
Samus: Let's mob her!
Rinoa: I got a better idea.
Later..
Master Hand: so it's $500 if I take care of your problem right?
Rinoa: yep.
Mh: sweet.
Later later..
Mh: Hello * laughs evilly *
Fujin: who are you?
Mh: someone * grabs her and takes her away *
Fujin: DAMN YOU RINOA I KNOW YOU'RE BEHIND THIS! YOU LITTLE.
Rinoa: gee, I wonder.
Selphie: keep it to PG-13 would you!
Rinoa: Fine! Damn you.
Selphie: I SAID. Fin.
What if.. A story got mixed up?
Mario: ha! I have kidnapped princess Peach!
Bowser: I'll save you!
Peach: help?
Fin.
What if. Marth and Roy got their job back?
Roy: at least we're out of that pedicure place.
* flashback *
Marth: HOLY CRAP YOUR FEET STINK!
Roy: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
Later that day..
Boss: you guys are fired.
*end of flash back*
Marth: yep, oh no she's back *points to the woman*
Roy: gasp.
Woman in chair: I want you to make my hair with GEL THIS TIME!
Roy: here we go again.
Marth: oh boy.
WIC: HURRY UP YOU DUMBASS WORKERS! Roy: all we need now is gel.
WIC: AHHHHHHH!!
Roy: I mean * reads the bottle * moose.
WIC: YOU ARE GOING TO PUT A FREAKIN MOOSE ON MY HEAD?
Roy: um.
Marth: maybe.
Roy: * puts moose on woman's head * there all finished.
WIC: it's so beautiful!
Roy: * reads the bottle more carefully * OMG IT'S A * whispers to Marth *
Marth: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH, I mean, we're doomed.. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
WIC: * all of sudden moose pops on her head * AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET IT OFF!
Roy & Marth: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Fin.
What if.. Sonic forced Shadow to steal a baby's candy?
Sonic: come on! The baby is right there!
Shadow: so?
Sonic: be a hedgehog and steal the candy, how hard could it be?
*flashback*
Sonic: * creeps up to baby * hee hee. * steals candy *
Baby: * gets mad * GRRRR! * bites Sonic's leg*
Sonic: AHHHHHHHHH!!!
*end of flash back*
Shadow: fine. * walks up to baby and takes candy * mmm, cherry flavor.
Sonic: O_O , if he could do it so can I! * takes cherry lollipop* mmm cherry.
Shadow: easy ain't it?
Sonic: yep.
Baby: * calls military * 2 hedgehogs stole my 2 lolipops! ATTACK THEM NOW!
Fin.
What if... The talk show came on?
Pikachu: Hello please vote if Pichu sucks thank you.
Fin. For now.
What if... some thing happened?
Mewtwo: * flips and presses channel button * nothing on freakin tv.
Kitten: * pops out* meow.
Mewtwo: get away.
Kitten: MEOW OR ELSE!
Mewtwo: that's it. * kicks out kitten *
Kitten: * falls somewhere.*
Fin.
What if. Everybody was watching TV.
Mario: what's on news?
Fox: news is boring unless.
TV news guy: let's go to Fujin being a bitch.
Fujin: shut up.
Rinoa: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!
Selphie: wow, I guess that you paid Master Hand to do all those things?
Rinoa: um, maybe.
Mario: cool. I mean This fic is supposed to be PG-13
Rinoa: correction, it's TV-14.
Mario: oh.
What if.. Peach was in GTA?
Peach: * in hummer * GET OUT OF MY WAY! * car crashes into hummer but nothing happened * Don't mess with the girl in the hummer! * falls out AHHHHHH!
Guy: idiot * shoots her head *
Peach: * head falls off * mmfmfmfmfmfm * gets run over buy an acorn *
Acorn: watch where you going you foo! What if.. Peach had a pet?
Peach: see, Mario? It's so adorable.
Mario: in a million years.
Pet: * roars *
Peach: see?
Mario: watch, forget it.
Peach: AHHHHH!! He's trying to bite my head off help me!
Mario: I'll be somewhere.
Peach: I SAID HELP ME!
Mario: whatever.
Fin.
What if. The smashers were about to do a play?
Director: Get ready guys for the play!
* crickets chirp *
Director: anyway here are your parts.
Mario-Bodyguard
Peach-somebody?
Dr. Mario-doctor
Ness-guy sitting on couch all day eating sour skittles.
Yoshi-little companion thing.
Pikachu-tormentor guy.
Pichu-a pet
Sonic- a guy
Shadow- a guy
Rinoa- someone
Selphie- someone
Director: that's basically it so get ready to do the stuff * transports them into a little hut * get insane now!
Rinoa: this is stupid * gets hit by a pie * WHO THE HELL DID THAT!
Mario: I get to beat all of you up HAHAHAHAH!!
Luigi: I know! * gets golf cart TIME TO RUN SOMEBODY'S BUTT DOWN!
Selphie: This tv doesn't work.
Ness: Yum, sour skittles.
Luigi: ini, mini mini mo who shall I make roadkill of? * points at Ness * A target!
Mario: Let me drive! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Pikachu: cool.
Ness: AHHH! * gets run over *
Rinoa: I know! * gets Pichu and puts her into the tv *
Selphie: YAY!
Sonic: can't catch me Shadow! Shadow: we'll see about that
Rinoa: * trips Sonic * Now it's mine!
C. Falcon: * punches her * Now it's mine!
Mario bros.: * runs him over * Now it's ours!
( more from them when Part 7 is up )
What if.. OUR jackass parody came on?
Sonic: Hello.
* show goes on *
Some Guy: let's blow up!
Fox: Shut up.
Mario bros.: YAHOO! * drives golf cart at maximum speed *
GIS ( guy in street ) lalalalala, AHHHHH!!!! * gets run over *
Luigi: OMG! Are you Tom tucker?
GIS: no I'm Dean Koonce.
Luigi: oh. * runs him over somemore *
Fin. For now
What if.. Someone came?
Link: Hello, um Rinoa? I think someone is here to see you.
Rinoa: * opens door * AHHHHHHHHH! IT'S YOU!
Fujin: Hello, nice place mind if I have it small fry?
Rinoa: Yes , so GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!
Fujin: thanks for this room. * starts sleeping *
Rinoa: who does she think I am, a servant! Fujin: * wakes up * no a * goes to sleep *
Rinoa: Anyway,
Anyway..
Zelda: wow, that's pretty harsh.
Rinoa: stoopid Fujin, she sucks!
Samus: Let's mob her!
Rinoa: I got a better idea.
Later..
Master Hand: so it's $500 if I take care of your problem right?
Rinoa: yep.
Mh: sweet.
Later later..
Mh: Hello * laughs evilly *
Fujin: who are you?
Mh: someone * grabs her and takes her away *
Fujin: DAMN YOU RINOA I KNOW YOU'RE BEHIND THIS! YOU LITTLE.
Rinoa: gee, I wonder.
Selphie: keep it to PG-13 would you!
Rinoa: Fine! Damn you.
Selphie: I SAID. Fin.
What if.. A story got mixed up?
Mario: ha! I have kidnapped princess Peach!
Bowser: I'll save you!
Peach: help?
Fin.
What if. Marth and Roy got their job back?
Roy: at least we're out of that pedicure place.
* flashback *
Marth: HOLY CRAP YOUR FEET STINK!
Roy: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
Later that day..
Boss: you guys are fired.
*end of flash back*
Marth: yep, oh no she's back *points to the woman*
Roy: gasp.
Woman in chair: I want you to make my hair with GEL THIS TIME!
Roy: here we go again.
Marth: oh boy.
WIC: HURRY UP YOU DUMBASS WORKERS! Roy: all we need now is gel.
WIC: AHHHHHHH!!
Roy: I mean * reads the bottle * moose.
WIC: YOU ARE GOING TO PUT A FREAKIN MOOSE ON MY HEAD?
Roy: um.
Marth: maybe.
Roy: * puts moose on woman's head * there all finished.
WIC: it's so beautiful!
Roy: * reads the bottle more carefully * OMG IT'S A * whispers to Marth *
Marth: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH, I mean, we're doomed.. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
WIC: * all of sudden moose pops on her head * AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET IT OFF!
Roy & Marth: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Fin.
What if.. Sonic forced Shadow to steal a baby's candy?
Sonic: come on! The baby is right there!
Shadow: so?
Sonic: be a hedgehog and steal the candy, how hard could it be?
*flashback*
Sonic: * creeps up to baby * hee hee. * steals candy *
Baby: * gets mad * GRRRR! * bites Sonic's leg*
Sonic: AHHHHHHHHH!!!
*end of flash back*
Shadow: fine. * walks up to baby and takes candy * mmm, cherry flavor.
Sonic: O_O , if he could do it so can I! * takes cherry lollipop* mmm cherry.
Shadow: easy ain't it?
Sonic: yep.
Baby: * calls military * 2 hedgehogs stole my 2 lolipops! ATTACK THEM NOW!
Fin.
What if... The talk show came on?
Pikachu: Hello please vote if Pichu sucks thank you.
Fin. For now.
What if... some thing happened?
Mewtwo: * flips and presses channel button * nothing on freakin tv.
Kitten: * pops out* meow.
Mewtwo: get away.
Kitten: MEOW OR ELSE!
Mewtwo: that's it. * kicks out kitten *
Kitten: * falls somewhere.*
Fin.
What if. Everybody was watching TV.
Mario: what's on news?
Fox: news is boring unless.
TV news guy: let's go to Fujin being a bitch.
Fujin: shut up.
Rinoa: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!
Selphie: wow, I guess that you paid Master Hand to do all those things?
Rinoa: um, maybe.
Mario: cool. I mean This fic is supposed to be PG-13
Rinoa: correction, it's TV-14.
Mario: oh.
What if.. Peach was in GTA?
Peach: * in hummer * GET OUT OF MY WAY! * car crashes into hummer but nothing happened * Don't mess with the girl in the hummer! * falls out AHHHHHH!
Guy: idiot * shoots her head *
Peach: * head falls off * mmfmfmfmfmfm * gets run over buy an acorn *
Acorn: watch where you going you foo! What if.. Peach had a pet?
Peach: see, Mario? It's so adorable.
Mario: in a million years.
Pet: * roars *
Peach: see?
Mario: watch, forget it.
Peach: AHHHHH!! He's trying to bite my head off help me!
Mario: I'll be somewhere.
Peach: I SAID HELP ME!
Mario: whatever.
Fin.
What if. The smashers were about to do a play?
Director: Get ready guys for the play!
* crickets chirp *
Director: anyway here are your parts.
Mario-Bodyguard
Peach-somebody?
Dr. Mario-doctor
Ness-guy sitting on couch all day eating sour skittles.
Yoshi-little companion thing.
Pikachu-tormentor guy.
Pichu-a pet
Sonic- a guy
Shadow- a guy
Rinoa- someone
Selphie- someone
Director: that's basically it so get ready to do the stuff * transports them into a little hut * get insane now!
Rinoa: this is stupid * gets hit by a pie * WHO THE HELL DID THAT!
Mario: I get to beat all of you up HAHAHAHAH!!
Luigi: I know! * gets golf cart TIME TO RUN SOMEBODY'S BUTT DOWN!
Selphie: This tv doesn't work.
Ness: Yum, sour skittles.
Luigi: ini, mini mini mo who shall I make roadkill of? * points at Ness * A target!
Mario: Let me drive! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Pikachu: cool.
Ness: AHHH! * gets run over *
Rinoa: I know! * gets Pichu and puts her into the tv *
Selphie: YAY!
Sonic: can't catch me Shadow! Shadow: we'll see about that
Rinoa: * trips Sonic * Now it's mine!
C. Falcon: * punches her * Now it's mine!
Mario bros.: * runs him over * Now it's ours!
( more from them when Part 7 is up )