Part 7
What if.. They had a game show
Guy: Yo what's up? Get ready for INSANITY!
1st game- run before your mommy gets you.
Participating- Roy, Ness, Fox, Zelda.
Guy: get your mom mad and jump over the floating turtles to get to the finish line. Ness is first!
Ness: mommy you suck.
Mom: GRRRR!
Guy: don't forget about obstacles! And Ness lands into a big pile of poo- poo and his mom whacked him. Fox is next!
Fox: hi mom, I don't like your bacon.
Mom: grr.
Guy: Fox is running OMG! HE nevermind, he slipped and fell down the water. Anyway Zelda's next!
Zelda: * throws paperclip at mom*
Mom: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Zelda: can't catch me!
Guy: And Zelda's dodging obstacles! But she is too slow and she got thrown into dun dun dun. The death chamber!
Zelda: phooey.
Guy: Roy's up!
Roy: Mom I didn't make my bed.
Mom: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! !!
Roy: * gets one huge stick and uses it to end up at the finish line * I WON!
2nd challenge- human pinball.
Contestants- Mewtwo, Peach, Selphie, Link.
Guy: welcome to HUMAN PINBALL! One guy pulls the shooter and the person in the ball tries to steer it away from the 4 skull bucket thingies and reach the goal and also has to get past the pole things. Peach is up!
Peach: Did I win?
Guy: no.
Shooter: * launches Peach *
Guy: There goes Peach like poop going down a toilet and she hit a pole! And she fell of the pinball track and hit a tree. Selphie's next!
Selphie: Ready!
Shooter: * launches Selphie *
Guy: And there she goes, hitting everything! OMG! She almost made it but something happened and it's not eating KFC, oh wait it is.
Selphie: * eating honey BBQ chicken * yum.
Guy: save some for me. Anyway, Mewtwo is next!
Mewtwo:..
Shooter: * launches Mewtwo *\
Mewtwo:* controls ball with psychic powers and won *
Guy: Link next.
* crickets chirp *
Somewhere..
Link: I won!
3rd challenge-paintball!
Guy: each player gets a shield and a paintball gun filled with poop.
Contestants- Rinoa, Zell, Samus, Luigi.
Action line- Zell shoots poop everywhere, Luigi gets hit by poop, Samus shoots and Rinoa counters but missed, Luigi gets hit by mad poop, Luigi counters but it got reversed so he went flying with stinky poop, Zell shot samus and her helmet got filled with poop and Samus fainted. Luigi, shot Rinoa and she got hit with super poop. Zell shot mad super poop at Luigi but Luigi shot at Zell while he kept up the shield. Zell went la with poop. Rinoa shot luigi with a lot of poop in random directions. Zell then shot at her with poop. Rinoa dodged but she got hit and fainted.
Zell: I won! * gets hit by poop in face and faints *
Rinoa: yeah right * faints *
Guy: and Rinoa wins! Please wait for final round after commercials.
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Guy: welcome back! Get ready to see the final round for now!
4th challenge- fight to your doom!
Contestants- Mewtwo, Roy, Rinoa, ? character ( just call him character )
Action Line- Roy attacks character but character dodges and punches, Rinoa summons A fire spell while Mewtwo puts up a barrier. Character does a Thunder punch Roy blocks and slashes Character but Rinoa is thrown into Roy. Mewtwo charges up his shadow ball, but character strikes with a tail attack. Rinoa hits Roy but Roy slashes Rinoa and Rinoa brings out her Excalibur ( I made her have one ok? ). Mewtwo blasts character while character does a Thunder bolt. Rinoa hits Roy with her sword but Roy blocked and hit Rinoa which made her unconscious.
Guy: Rinoa's out! Who's going down now? ( trivia- who is character? Read and guess in a review )
Action line- Character does a quick attack but it barely made effect. Roy knocks Mewtwo out of the way and blocks the Thunder from character and KO's character.
Guy: mystery man's out who will win?
Action line- Mewtwo disables Roy and throws him. Roy gets lightspeed briefs and KO's Mewtwo ( boo hoo hoo I need aspirin )
Guy: and Roy wins and wants espresso for some reason.
Fin. For now What if. something happened?
Selphie: I can't believe you got 4th place.
Rinoa: ARE YOU SAYING I'M WEAK!
Selphie: let me guess yes.
Fin. For now.
What if..Luigi was attacked by an Acorn?
Luigi: * walks down street * lalalalalalal.
Meanwhile.
Acorn: * on top of building * Yes sir. I shall attack Luigi sir. ACORN ATTACK!
Luigi: AHH!!! * runs for life *
Acorn: No one is getting past commando Acorn!
Fin. For now
What if..Y2k happened
Peach: IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!
Mario: shut up.
*planes start falling from the sky*
Marth: hey guys, what's-
CFX: boom.
Roy: don't even think about it.
Peach: MUTATED ACORN! * sees acorn sitting there doing nothing * Rinoa: this'll make you shut your mouth * throws pillow under Peach *
Peach: HELP I'M DROWNING!
Everybody: shut up.
G&W: BEEP EP ( shut up. )
Luigi: let's make A new city!
Meanwhile.
Luigi: It's done!
Back to the point.
Man: I wan't a job that gives you free espresso.
Zell: draw one from the hat.
Man: * gets a cook job * I suck at cooking.
Zell: that old lady got a fire man job and the others are doing well on it.
* different scene *
Old lady: * turns on hose and goes flying around * wee!
Guy who needs dental: * talks to horse * I need dental.
Horse: * kick his butt * hee.
* end of scene *
Zell: see what I mean?
Fin. For now
What if. OUR jackass parody came on?
Pikachu: * puts on bunny suit * pika!
Rinoa: GO!
Pikachu: * attacks her father *
Rinoa: hooray!
General: RINOA!
Rinoa: * runs for life * AHHHHHH!!
General: You're going DOWN!
Rinoa: DON'T HURT YOUR DAUGHTER! * runs near trashcan *
General: * pulls out machine gun * where are you?
Rinoa: um nowhere.
General: -_-;
TO BE CONTINUED!
Fin. For now
What if. The Game show went on?
Guy: Hello, welcome back our next contestants are.
Contestants- Marth, Falco, Mario, Peach.
1st challenge-acrobat stuff
Guy: get a pole and jump to the other side within. This is a team thing so prepare. Mario-Marth Peach-Falco.
Mario: here goes nothing-a * jumps *
Marth: you can do something! Mario: o_O * makes it anyway * hooray!
Peach: wee! * lands on poop *
2nd challenge- pole grab thing.
Guy: grab the flag on top of the huge pole before the other team does.
Mario: almost got it!
Falco: * jumps high as he usually does and grabs flag *
Peach: wee! * lands on mad poop *
Falco: dumbass.
3rd challenge- team melee battle!
Guy: fight to the death.
Action line- Peach lands on poop and dies. Falco is solo. Mario and Marth hit Falco causing him to have a lot of damage. Marth does the final blow and finishes Falco.
Guy: Mario and Marth win and they also want espresso for a reason.
What if. we continued?
Rinoa: * hides behind tree * sure hope this works.
General: where are you?
Rinoa: * runs to Selphie * Selphie please help me!
Selphie: what?
Rinoa: MY DAD'S COMING!
Selphie: HOLY CRAP! We have to warn the smashers and the others!
Rinoa: he has a machine gun with him.
Selphie: And a life supply of food.
TO BE CONTINUED AGAIN!
Fin. For now
What if. Luigi was still being mobbed by an acorn?
Acorn: DIE!
Luigi: shut up. * throws fireball *
Acorn: AHH! * becomes motionless *
Luigi: o_O
Fin.
PART 8 WILL COME SOON! And R&R please ^_^
What if.. They had a game show
Guy: Yo what's up? Get ready for INSANITY!
1st game- run before your mommy gets you.
Participating- Roy, Ness, Fox, Zelda.
Guy: get your mom mad and jump over the floating turtles to get to the finish line. Ness is first!
Ness: mommy you suck.
Mom: GRRRR!
Guy: don't forget about obstacles! And Ness lands into a big pile of poo- poo and his mom whacked him. Fox is next!
Fox: hi mom, I don't like your bacon.
Mom: grr.
Guy: Fox is running OMG! HE nevermind, he slipped and fell down the water. Anyway Zelda's next!
Zelda: * throws paperclip at mom*
Mom: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Zelda: can't catch me!
Guy: And Zelda's dodging obstacles! But she is too slow and she got thrown into dun dun dun. The death chamber!
Zelda: phooey.
Guy: Roy's up!
Roy: Mom I didn't make my bed.
Mom: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! !!
Roy: * gets one huge stick and uses it to end up at the finish line * I WON!
2nd challenge- human pinball.
Contestants- Mewtwo, Peach, Selphie, Link.
Guy: welcome to HUMAN PINBALL! One guy pulls the shooter and the person in the ball tries to steer it away from the 4 skull bucket thingies and reach the goal and also has to get past the pole things. Peach is up!
Peach: Did I win?
Guy: no.
Shooter: * launches Peach *
Guy: There goes Peach like poop going down a toilet and she hit a pole! And she fell of the pinball track and hit a tree. Selphie's next!
Selphie: Ready!
Shooter: * launches Selphie *
Guy: And there she goes, hitting everything! OMG! She almost made it but something happened and it's not eating KFC, oh wait it is.
Selphie: * eating honey BBQ chicken * yum.
Guy: save some for me. Anyway, Mewtwo is next!
Mewtwo:..
Shooter: * launches Mewtwo *\
Mewtwo:* controls ball with psychic powers and won *
Guy: Link next.
* crickets chirp *
Somewhere..
Link: I won!
3rd challenge-paintball!
Guy: each player gets a shield and a paintball gun filled with poop.
Contestants- Rinoa, Zell, Samus, Luigi.
Action line- Zell shoots poop everywhere, Luigi gets hit by poop, Samus shoots and Rinoa counters but missed, Luigi gets hit by mad poop, Luigi counters but it got reversed so he went flying with stinky poop, Zell shot samus and her helmet got filled with poop and Samus fainted. Luigi, shot Rinoa and she got hit with super poop. Zell shot mad super poop at Luigi but Luigi shot at Zell while he kept up the shield. Zell went la with poop. Rinoa shot luigi with a lot of poop in random directions. Zell then shot at her with poop. Rinoa dodged but she got hit and fainted.
Zell: I won! * gets hit by poop in face and faints *
Rinoa: yeah right * faints *
Guy: and Rinoa wins! Please wait for final round after commercials.
Fin. For now
Lightspeed briefs make you go light speed and get you the ladies. You will look sexy and hot in lightspeed briefs. Ladies will adore your exotic fashion and look in your underwear. These red briefs are only $3. Go into fashion or the emmy awards in your lightspeed briefs. Win a free TV if you buy 100 lightspeed briefs, good deals only at ED's superstore!
Are you boring, do you lack a life? Are you dead from the neck up? Congratulations! You're dull. Get that punch out of life with the new Rent- a-klown! These new trapped in a box clowns give you the laughs of your life!
Commercials are brought to you by lightspeed briefs.
Guy: welcome back! Get ready to see the final round for now!
4th challenge- fight to your doom!
Contestants- Mewtwo, Roy, Rinoa, ? character ( just call him character )
Action Line- Roy attacks character but character dodges and punches, Rinoa summons A fire spell while Mewtwo puts up a barrier. Character does a Thunder punch Roy blocks and slashes Character but Rinoa is thrown into Roy. Mewtwo charges up his shadow ball, but character strikes with a tail attack. Rinoa hits Roy but Roy slashes Rinoa and Rinoa brings out her Excalibur ( I made her have one ok? ). Mewtwo blasts character while character does a Thunder bolt. Rinoa hits Roy with her sword but Roy blocked and hit Rinoa which made her unconscious.
Guy: Rinoa's out! Who's going down now? ( trivia- who is character? Read and guess in a review )
Action line- Character does a quick attack but it barely made effect. Roy knocks Mewtwo out of the way and blocks the Thunder from character and KO's character.
Guy: mystery man's out who will win?
Action line- Mewtwo disables Roy and throws him. Roy gets lightspeed briefs and KO's Mewtwo ( boo hoo hoo I need aspirin )
Guy: and Roy wins and wants espresso for some reason.
Fin. For now What if. something happened?
Selphie: I can't believe you got 4th place.
Rinoa: ARE YOU SAYING I'M WEAK!
Selphie: let me guess yes.
Fin. For now.
What if..Luigi was attacked by an Acorn?
Luigi: * walks down street * lalalalalalal.
Meanwhile.
Acorn: * on top of building * Yes sir. I shall attack Luigi sir. ACORN ATTACK!
Luigi: AHH!!! * runs for life *
Acorn: No one is getting past commando Acorn!
Fin. For now
What if..Y2k happened
Peach: IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!
Mario: shut up.
*planes start falling from the sky*
Marth: hey guys, what's-
CFX: boom.
Roy: don't even think about it.
Peach: MUTATED ACORN! * sees acorn sitting there doing nothing * Rinoa: this'll make you shut your mouth * throws pillow under Peach *
Peach: HELP I'M DROWNING!
Everybody: shut up.
G&W: BEEP EP ( shut up. )
Luigi: let's make A new city!
Meanwhile.
Luigi: It's done!
Back to the point.
Man: I wan't a job that gives you free espresso.
Zell: draw one from the hat.
Man: * gets a cook job * I suck at cooking.
Zell: that old lady got a fire man job and the others are doing well on it.
* different scene *
Old lady: * turns on hose and goes flying around * wee!
Guy who needs dental: * talks to horse * I need dental.
Horse: * kick his butt * hee.
* end of scene *
Zell: see what I mean?
Fin. For now
What if. OUR jackass parody came on?
Pikachu: * puts on bunny suit * pika!
Rinoa: GO!
Pikachu: * attacks her father *
Rinoa: hooray!
General: RINOA!
Rinoa: * runs for life * AHHHHHH!!
General: You're going DOWN!
Rinoa: DON'T HURT YOUR DAUGHTER! * runs near trashcan *
General: * pulls out machine gun * where are you?
Rinoa: um nowhere.
General: -_-;
TO BE CONTINUED!
Fin. For now
What if. The Game show went on?
Guy: Hello, welcome back our next contestants are.
Contestants- Marth, Falco, Mario, Peach.
1st challenge-acrobat stuff
Guy: get a pole and jump to the other side within. This is a team thing so prepare. Mario-Marth Peach-Falco.
Mario: here goes nothing-a * jumps *
Marth: you can do something! Mario: o_O * makes it anyway * hooray!
Peach: wee! * lands on poop *
2nd challenge- pole grab thing.
Guy: grab the flag on top of the huge pole before the other team does.
Mario: almost got it!
Falco: * jumps high as he usually does and grabs flag *
Peach: wee! * lands on mad poop *
Falco: dumbass.
3rd challenge- team melee battle!
Guy: fight to the death.
Action line- Peach lands on poop and dies. Falco is solo. Mario and Marth hit Falco causing him to have a lot of damage. Marth does the final blow and finishes Falco.
Guy: Mario and Marth win and they also want espresso for a reason.
What if. we continued?
Rinoa: * hides behind tree * sure hope this works.
General: where are you?
Rinoa: * runs to Selphie * Selphie please help me!
Selphie: what?
Rinoa: MY DAD'S COMING!
Selphie: HOLY CRAP! We have to warn the smashers and the others!
Rinoa: he has a machine gun with him.
Selphie: And a life supply of food.
TO BE CONTINUED AGAIN!
Fin. For now
What if. Luigi was still being mobbed by an acorn?
Acorn: DIE!
Luigi: shut up. * throws fireball *
Acorn: AHH! * becomes motionless *
Luigi: o_O
Fin.
PART 8 WILL COME SOON! And R&R please ^_^