Part 8!!!!

What if something happened?

Kirby: yo customer you suck!

Customer: boo hoo hoo?

Kirby: yaay!

Customer: idiot.

Fin.

What if.. Peach robbed 50 dollars?

Peach: Hey Prince Marth, may I go out with you?

Marth: um.

Roy: say yes!

Marth:* whispers to Roy * are you nuts!

Roy: yes.

Marth: ...

Later on that night..

Marth thought: I should have never tried this.

Peach: I WANT AN ICE CREAM CONE!!!!

Marth: oh boy.

Peach: I'll buy one myself. * goes behind Marth and takes 50 dollars * Marth: GIVE MY MONEY BACK!

Peach: SUCKER!

Later later on.

Peach: darn.

Marth: sucker! * hits pole * ow. * faints*

Fin.

What if.. Some Guy was a hero?

Zelda: * reads script * oh no I'm being assaulted by an acorn.

Acorn: * reads script * I shall kill you woman, oh no it's um, some guy!

Some guy: I;M GONNA SAVE YOU BEAUTIFUL PERSON!

Zelda: pervert, I mean * reads script * save me, save me.

Acorn: * reads script * oh no.

Some guy: HAAYY YA! * hits Acorn *

Acorn: that really hurts. * beats him up *

Some Guy: AHHHHH!!

Fin.

What if.. It continued?

Selphie: * jumps in hummer * are you sure this is gonna work?

Rinoa: it might.

Selphie: oh that's good really good IF WE GET BLOWN UP!

Meanwhile..

Mario: Why are we moving out of the house?

Zell: cause of her dad.

Peach: why?

Zell: Rinoa's dad took steroids and got drunk.

Peach: So Rinoa is in the army and quitted?

Zell: pretty much never was in the army so your stoopid.

Peach: oh.

Link: I'm ready.

General Callaway: OPEN THE DOOR! I CAN HEAR YOU!

Peach: RUN!

G.C.: * breaks door * DIE!

Rinoa: HURRY!

G.C.: I HEAR BREAK FAST!

Rinoa: O_o shut up.

G.C.: what did you SAY!

Selphie: um nothing. SEE YA! * runs out door dragging Rinoa *

G.C.: * runs into tank * HA HA!

Rinoa: THAT DRUNK GUY IS ABOUT TO KILL US!

Sonic: CAN WE GET ON WITH IT? * drives away. *

Later on..

Rinoa: Peach is so stupid that she will fall off right about now.

Peach * falls off car *

Selphie: O_o

G.C.: die! * blows up car *

Rinoa: um we're doomed.

G.C.: * runs after Rinoa *

Rinoa: AHHHHHHHH!! * runs like a beef burrito *

G.C.: MUST KILL RINOA!

Rinoa: A little help!

Mario: hmmm, AH HA! * throws rock at g.c. *

G.C.: EVIL! AHHHHH! * faints *

Rinoa: phew.

Link: I wonder.

Omega weapon: hello.

Rinoa: O_O

Sonic: RUN!

Everybody: * runs away *

Fin.

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Back.

What if. we continued?

Peach: I'M DROWNING!

Selphie: butter toast is good.

Daisy: YOU MURDERED MY PET BUTTER TOAST!

Selphie: whatever.

Meanwhile..

People: WE NEED FOOD AND WATER!

Zell: SHUT UP! MS. SERVANT TELL THEM TO SHUT UP!

Rinoa: I'M NOT YOUR FREAKIN SERVANT!

Zell: DO YOUR DUTIES!

Rinoa: stoopid mayor.

Fin. For now

What if.. our game show came on?

Guy: WELCOME TO INSANITY! GAME SHOW! GET READY FOR SOME MAJOR um STUFF!

1st challenge: bungee idiot participants: Luigi, Fox, Pikachu, Bowser

Guy: The contestants have to jump off the bridge on a little piece of string. Whoever falls off loses. Bowser's up!

Bowser: * jumps off and string breaks instantly * WHAT THE- AHHHHHHH!

Guy: * coughs * anyway, Pikachu up!

Pikachu: * jumps off and string is only hanging by a thin piece * PIKA!

( AHHH! ) * FALLS OFF! * PIKACHU!

Guy: um, Fox is next!

Fox: hello * falls off stage *

Guy: this is weird. Luigi wins by idiot and default.

Luigi: yay.

2nd challenge: egg and vomit. ( gross ) participants: C. Falcon, Pichu, Zelda, Peach

Guy: Hello! This is a game where the contestants have to drink a liquid made from egg yolk and vomit. If someone lasted longer than 1 second then that's a world record. Peach up!

Peach: Ready! * drinks liquid * horrible! * faints *

Guy: anyway, C. Falcon is next!

C. Falcon: I quit.

Guy: O_o Anyway, Zelda is up!

Zelda: * drinks it * hey! Not bad at all!

Guy: O_O Pichu is up!

Pichu: Pi-chuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Guy: You are disqualified for giving me ass pain. * faints *

Zelda: I won! * faints *

3rd challenge: Battle blade. Contestants: Roy, Zell, Mewtwo, Link

Guy: the players are blind folded. If you pick a beyblade open your dumb blind fold. P.S. this is a mini- tourney. PICK YOUR BLADE!

Mew two: * opens blindfold * I got a damn draciel.

Roy: YEAH! A DRAGOON!

Link: A DRIGER!

Zell: Dranzer, pretty cool.

Guy: FIRST UP, Roy and Zell!

Zell: prepare to lose, After I know how to play, that is.

Roy: oh brother. * falls anime style *

Dranzer: idiot.

Guy: who cares 3.2.1, LET IT um RIP!

Action line- Dragoon attacks first, but dranzer moves out of the way and smacks Roy's blade right in the wall.

Zell: DRANZER, DO YOUR um---

Roy: DRAGOON, FINAL ATTACK!

Zell: DRANZER, FIRE SPEAR!

Action line- Both blades charge at each other with immense power but.. they missed. Dragoon does another final attack and hits dranzer out of the, well, bowl, I guess.

Roy: I won!

Zell: DAMN YOU UM!

Fin. For now

What if. the acorn got it's revenge?

Acorn: LUIGI! YOU WILL PAY FOR MAKING ME MOTIONLESS!

Luigi: AHHHH!

Acorn: NO ONE ESCAPES COMMANDO ACORN!

Mario: I'M TRYING-A TO RELAX-A HERE---A! * does fire ball attack *

Acorn: AHHHH! * lays motion less *

Mario: Stupid

Fin.

MINI- FIC= Water balloon fight! By: playdude91

One day..

Link: I'm bored. * throws water balloon at Amy *

Amy: you suck. * throws back at Link *

Link: OH YEAH! * throws it at Amy *

Amy: YEAH! * throws *

Selphie: cool. * throws at everybody *

Mario: BALOON FIGHT-A! * throws *

Rinoa: DIE YOOU LITTLE FREAK! * throws at Peach *

Peach: AHH! I'M DROWNING! * drowns *

Squall: hello.

Everybody: * stares at the huge water balloon *

Squall: SHUT THE HELL UP AND DIE! * throws balloon *

All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fin.

What if. Jackass parody came on?

Peach: I'M STOOPID! * plucks eyeballs out * I CAN'T SEE! * falls off window * AHHH! AT LEAST IT'S A POOL * POOL TURNS INTO SPEAR! * AHHH! At least it's a spear. * turns into gateway to hell * ahhh!

Fin.

PREVIEWS OF
NEW FICS!!!

What if it Happened DX.- 1st and 2nd What if it happened with new details and scenes and laughs plus all new mini- fics.

Rated- R Genre: humor Date release- 10/01/03 ( depending on circumstances )

Preview:

What if.. Zelda did the disturbing?

Zelda: oh Link! YOUR SO hot, and hot Link: girl I rock. * jumps with Zelda onto bed and kiss and kiss and just kiss

Rinoa: This is my room, so move your kissing somewhere else!

Link: this ain't sex it's called before wedding kiss.

Rinoa: O_o whatever.

Fin.

The Mini Misadventures of the Smash Bros- Mini adventures of the smash bros. facing everyday life in the huge world of Nintendo.

Rated- PG-13 Genre: humor date release-12/25/03

Preview-

Preview chapter

Mario: OH- NO! THE LIGHT BULB WENT OUT!

Luigi: WHAT DO WE DO?

Peach: Call the police?

Link: FIX IT!

* hero song plays *

Ganondorf: It's time To DIE! * destroys light bulb *

Mario: * leaps up and screws light bulb *

Luigi: IT'S FIXED!

Fin. Note that the chapters aren't that short

Super Smash bros. series 7- Based on the game show series seven, The smashers fight for their lives and the grand prize in this strange but funny fic.

Rated- PG-13 Genre- humor/action/parody Date release- depends

No preview available for the story.

More previews coming up later in Part 9!

Short story- The attack of super apple!

One Day..

Luigi: I'm bored.

Suddenly..

????: I AM SUPER APPLE I HAVE COME TO DESTROY YOUR WORLD SINCE YOU HAVE BEEN EATING THE POPULATION OF APPLES! * cape shines brightly with hero song *

Sonic: I'm Hungry * sees apple * Yum, APPLE! * grabs it and eats it *

Super Apple: Stop devouring me, you fool! AHHH! * dies cause of devouring *

Sonic: That was the best apple I ever had.

Link: I wanted it! * mobs sonic *

Sonic: AHHH!

Fin.

What if. The Mario show came on?

Mario: Hello-a Long time no see-a!

*Cam goes on*

Luigi: * taking a shower * lalalalalalal * horror music plays * Huh? * stares at evil sponge * AHHHHHH!

Sponge: * stays and does nothing *

End of scene.

Mario: AHHHHH!

Cam goes on

Peach: wee! * sees a car coming * ahhh! * faints *

Rinoa: what an idiot * turns off projector *

End of scene

Mario: I'm setting a divorce file.

Fin.

When the smashers go on a train ride.

Zelda: Hey, lookie what I got!

Everyone: what?

Zelda: a VACATION!

Everyone: yay!

Then.

Everyone was in the train so..

Luigi: FOOD FIGHT!

Peach: AHHH, hot dog! * gets hit by hot dog * Sonic: DIE AMY!

Amy: NOOO! * gets hit by flying slice of pizza *

Squall: hello * gets out a huge amount of food * NOW-

Rinoa: let us finish first. * throws at Peach *

Peach: HELP IT'S A MUTATED CAN OF PEANUTS!

Can of peanuts: * sits and does nothing *

To be continued.

What if the talk show came on?

Pikachu: Hello! A very long time no see. Our unlucky guest, I mean happy guest is. Mr. Game and watch!

G&W: Beep bee beep.

Pikachu: I can't understand you, please say what you said.

G&W: beep bee beep, beep bleep.

Pikachu:I CAN'T UNDER STAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING YOU JACKASS, I mean, PERSON!

G&W: * 2-D tears of sadness flood the building and he runs away *

Pikachu: thank you for watching the show. ^_^

Fin.

What if. Mutated papers attacked Peach?

Peach : EVIL!

Paper: * stays there *

Peach: AHHH! * runs away *

Paper: .

Fin.

What if. there was a meteor shower?

Smashers: AHHHH!

Fin.

What if INSANITY game show came on?

Guy: hello, we have to do another challenge since time is running very low so prepare for MELEE!

Contestants: Roy, Zelda , Luigi, and Character! ( tell the guess of the character in a review please. )

Action line- Luigi attacks Zelda while she uses Din's fire to stun Luigi and transforms into Sheik. Roy attacks character, but character takes out a gigantic sword and does a 2 hit combo on Roy. Luigi does his super powered missile attack do send Zelda out of the arena.

Guy: ONE DOWN!

Action line- character sucks up Roy while Luigi Jumps and kicks character, hitting Roy in the process. Roy attacks Luigi but Luigi attacks from behind and Roy countered but Luigi shielded, so did character. Roy attacked, but Character grabbed him into the air, but they landed out of the arena.

Guy: LUIGI WINS!

Luigi: woo-hoo! * falls asleep *

Fin.

Ending Story

One day, Peach got very scared.

Peach: I'm scared.

Paper: * does nothing *

Sonic also had a great time.

Sonic: whoo-hoo! * eats thousands of sushi *

Mario went to court.

Mario: I'M DIVORCED! YAHOO!

End.

Part 9 is basically a chapter for the to be continued stories and new stories What if it Happened 2 might not last any longer, so please give some new chapter suggestions. Thank you ^_^.