Hello, people! I'm back with another Teen Titans story. I've had the idea
for this one for a long time, just never took the time to type it up until
now.
As you know, I have announced myself as a Raven/Robi-
*Some messenger guy runs in and whispers in Bwa's ear*
Bwa: (Listening) What you mean I haven't?
*Messenger guy nods, then runs out*
Bwa: Oh! Then I'll do so now!
*Stands on rolly computer chair* SILENCE, MORTALS! IT IS I, BEAUTIFUL WHEN ANGRY, ALSO KNOW AS LADY_OF_DESPAIR ON NEOPETS, ANNOUCING THAT I AM A LOYAL AND PROUD FAN OF THE RAVEN/ROBIN PAIRING! PAY ME! *Falls off*
Ahem. That's done. Sorry, Starfire/Robin and Raven/Beastboy fans, but this couple just provides too much of a challenge to pass up. Flames are very welcome. I find them funny.
Note: This story is rated R, meaning it's not for little kids, unless they think they can handle it. I mean, it would be useless to put an age limit on this, because it would only make them want to read it more. All I know is, it's not my fault if some little kid goes home one day and asks, "Mom, what's a cockshitpussylicker?" (Sorry. I had to put that.)
Now, on with the story!
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"HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD!?!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP! IT'S PARTIALLY YOUR FAULT, YOU SHITTY PIECE OF SCRAP METAL!!"
"WELL, AT LEAST MY DAMN SKIN ISN'T FURRY OR GREEN, HOE!"
"WELL, AT LEAST I HAVE SOME DAMN HAIR!"
Robin sighed, looking up from his Wizard Magazine. Yep, that was Beastboy and Cyborg, arguing about something or other. He didn't know why they wouldn't just stop interacting with each other, they've had a number of fights before, and it always ended with them settling it over a video game, which would make them start fighting all over again.
The nineteen year old looked around boredly. He wished Raven was there. Everytime they started fighting, Raven would glance knowingly over at him, and he would shrug his shoulders. Then after a while, she would use her powers to create little bunny ears behind Beastboy's head, or give Cyborg an afro, while neither the green skinned changeling nor the metallic half- robot noticed. Robin smiled at the thought. Raven did have a pretty good sense of humor, whether she wanted it or not.
And where, might you ask, was Starfire through all of this? Robin looked over at her in amusement. She was in a small chair by the kitchen, writing down every word that Beastboy and Cyborg said that she didn't know. And boy, there were a lot.
"GO BUY A TWO CENT HOE, YOU STUPID FURRY ROACH!"
"AT LEAST I CAN GET A GIRL!"
"YEAH RIGHT! I CAN GET MORE GIRLS IN THREE MINUTES THAN YOU CAN GET IN THREE MONTHS!"
"YOU WANT TO BET MONEY ON THAT, ASSWIPE?"
"BRING IT, BITCH!"
Finding nothing else to do, Robin decided to pay attention to their conversation. It was quite amusing, actually. But it would be more fun with Raven.
Robin started having feelings for Raven about a year ago. He didn't know why, they just came out of nowhere. He started noticing things about her, the way she walked, the way she ran her tongue over her lower lip when she was excited, the way her eyes seemed to bore into his soul. He wondered where she was now. Probably in her room meditating, or still sleeping. He wondered how she could sleep through the noise.
"AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE GIZMO CLIMBING ON MY BACK ALL THE TIME, TRYING TO POP MY CIRCUITS!"
"YOU SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WOULD GIVE UP YOUR UGLY GREEN ASS TO BE IN THAT POSITION!"
"HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW MY ASS IS UGLY? YOU IDIOT ASSWIPE OF A FRUIT!"
"I'D RATHER BE A DAMN FRUIT THAN ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED, BITCH!"
"Um, excuse me?" Starfire said somewhat meekly.
"WHAT!?" They both glared at her.
"How do you spell 'Artificially'?"
"Um...A-r-t-a-f-i-c-i-a-l-l-y." Beastboy said.
"That's wrong!" Cyborg cried.
"NO IT'S NOT, TIN HEAD!"
Which started them off again. Robin started to get tired of the noise now. He got up from his position on the couch and walked up the stairs to his room. When he arrived, he closed the door quietly behind him. His masked eyes swept over his room. Pretty simple. A bed in one corner, a bookshelf, a desk with a computer, and a dresser. Of course, he has never really seen the other titan's rooms, but.... Walking towards the center, he glanced around, then lifted up the purple rug, revealing a small cabinet in the floor. He lifted it up by a small notch in the corner, and then pulled out a deep violet velvet box.
He sat back on his bed, then opened the box. Inside was a ring, with a purple stone in the center, that reflected even the tiniest bit of light. The silver ring band had a pattern of tinier stones encrusted around it. He had planned to give it to Raven tonight. Just as a gift, not that big of a deal. But now, since he was crazy for something to do, he decided to go give it to her this very moment.
He got off of the bed and slipped out of the door, closing it securely behind him. Robin walked down the hall, throwing the box up in the air and catching it again. Then, when he reached Raven's door, his confidence went down a few notches.
Robin drew a deep breath, then raised a fist and knocked on the door. He waited a few seconds, then knocked again.
No answer.
'Oh, well.' He thought. 'She's probably still asleep.'
But he started to feel uneasy. It was almost the middle of the day. She can't still be sleeping, could she?
'Calm down, Robin.' He said to himself. 'She's fine.'
But still, what if she was sick? He should at least find out. And so, doing something you should only do if you have a full healthcare coverage plan, he opened Raven's door.
The first thing he saw was darkness. It didn't help that every piece of furniture in the room was dark black, either. But when his eyes adjusted, he got a full view of everything.
A huge bookcase took up an entire wall. Next to it was a dresser table, with a weird looking mirror on it. On the other side were a closet, and a desk. Propped up against the wall was a giant stuffed chicken.
His eyes traveled back to the bed. Raven was sleeping peacefully, her simple beauty radiating from her. A content smile was on her face. Through the thin covers, he could see the outline of her petite but proportioned body. But that's not all he saw.
On the other side of her, facing her, his nose pressed into his hair, his mouth just above hers, his arm around her under the sheets-
Was Goth.
Robin wanted to die. ___________________________________________________________________ There yah go! Chapter numero uno. In case you don't know who Goth is, he was that guy who Raven went off with at that club in the "Sisters" episode. He also went on a date with Raven in TEEN TITANS GO! Numero cuatro. Geez, what's up with the espanol?
Anyway, please tell me what you think by pressing the idiot review button down below. Muchos Gracias! *Slaps self* STOP IT!
As you know, I have announced myself as a Raven/Robi-
*Some messenger guy runs in and whispers in Bwa's ear*
Bwa: (Listening) What you mean I haven't?
*Messenger guy nods, then runs out*
Bwa: Oh! Then I'll do so now!
*Stands on rolly computer chair* SILENCE, MORTALS! IT IS I, BEAUTIFUL WHEN ANGRY, ALSO KNOW AS LADY_OF_DESPAIR ON NEOPETS, ANNOUCING THAT I AM A LOYAL AND PROUD FAN OF THE RAVEN/ROBIN PAIRING! PAY ME! *Falls off*
Ahem. That's done. Sorry, Starfire/Robin and Raven/Beastboy fans, but this couple just provides too much of a challenge to pass up. Flames are very welcome. I find them funny.
Note: This story is rated R, meaning it's not for little kids, unless they think they can handle it. I mean, it would be useless to put an age limit on this, because it would only make them want to read it more. All I know is, it's not my fault if some little kid goes home one day and asks, "Mom, what's a cockshitpussylicker?" (Sorry. I had to put that.)
Now, on with the story!
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|____|
|____|
|____|
|____|
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________________________________________________________
"HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD!?!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP! IT'S PARTIALLY YOUR FAULT, YOU SHITTY PIECE OF SCRAP METAL!!"
"WELL, AT LEAST MY DAMN SKIN ISN'T FURRY OR GREEN, HOE!"
"WELL, AT LEAST I HAVE SOME DAMN HAIR!"
Robin sighed, looking up from his Wizard Magazine. Yep, that was Beastboy and Cyborg, arguing about something or other. He didn't know why they wouldn't just stop interacting with each other, they've had a number of fights before, and it always ended with them settling it over a video game, which would make them start fighting all over again.
The nineteen year old looked around boredly. He wished Raven was there. Everytime they started fighting, Raven would glance knowingly over at him, and he would shrug his shoulders. Then after a while, she would use her powers to create little bunny ears behind Beastboy's head, or give Cyborg an afro, while neither the green skinned changeling nor the metallic half- robot noticed. Robin smiled at the thought. Raven did have a pretty good sense of humor, whether she wanted it or not.
And where, might you ask, was Starfire through all of this? Robin looked over at her in amusement. She was in a small chair by the kitchen, writing down every word that Beastboy and Cyborg said that she didn't know. And boy, there were a lot.
"GO BUY A TWO CENT HOE, YOU STUPID FURRY ROACH!"
"AT LEAST I CAN GET A GIRL!"
"YEAH RIGHT! I CAN GET MORE GIRLS IN THREE MINUTES THAN YOU CAN GET IN THREE MONTHS!"
"YOU WANT TO BET MONEY ON THAT, ASSWIPE?"
"BRING IT, BITCH!"
Finding nothing else to do, Robin decided to pay attention to their conversation. It was quite amusing, actually. But it would be more fun with Raven.
Robin started having feelings for Raven about a year ago. He didn't know why, they just came out of nowhere. He started noticing things about her, the way she walked, the way she ran her tongue over her lower lip when she was excited, the way her eyes seemed to bore into his soul. He wondered where she was now. Probably in her room meditating, or still sleeping. He wondered how she could sleep through the noise.
"AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE GIZMO CLIMBING ON MY BACK ALL THE TIME, TRYING TO POP MY CIRCUITS!"
"YOU SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WOULD GIVE UP YOUR UGLY GREEN ASS TO BE IN THAT POSITION!"
"HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW MY ASS IS UGLY? YOU IDIOT ASSWIPE OF A FRUIT!"
"I'D RATHER BE A DAMN FRUIT THAN ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED, BITCH!"
"Um, excuse me?" Starfire said somewhat meekly.
"WHAT!?" They both glared at her.
"How do you spell 'Artificially'?"
"Um...A-r-t-a-f-i-c-i-a-l-l-y." Beastboy said.
"That's wrong!" Cyborg cried.
"NO IT'S NOT, TIN HEAD!"
Which started them off again. Robin started to get tired of the noise now. He got up from his position on the couch and walked up the stairs to his room. When he arrived, he closed the door quietly behind him. His masked eyes swept over his room. Pretty simple. A bed in one corner, a bookshelf, a desk with a computer, and a dresser. Of course, he has never really seen the other titan's rooms, but.... Walking towards the center, he glanced around, then lifted up the purple rug, revealing a small cabinet in the floor. He lifted it up by a small notch in the corner, and then pulled out a deep violet velvet box.
He sat back on his bed, then opened the box. Inside was a ring, with a purple stone in the center, that reflected even the tiniest bit of light. The silver ring band had a pattern of tinier stones encrusted around it. He had planned to give it to Raven tonight. Just as a gift, not that big of a deal. But now, since he was crazy for something to do, he decided to go give it to her this very moment.
He got off of the bed and slipped out of the door, closing it securely behind him. Robin walked down the hall, throwing the box up in the air and catching it again. Then, when he reached Raven's door, his confidence went down a few notches.
Robin drew a deep breath, then raised a fist and knocked on the door. He waited a few seconds, then knocked again.
No answer.
'Oh, well.' He thought. 'She's probably still asleep.'
But he started to feel uneasy. It was almost the middle of the day. She can't still be sleeping, could she?
'Calm down, Robin.' He said to himself. 'She's fine.'
But still, what if she was sick? He should at least find out. And so, doing something you should only do if you have a full healthcare coverage plan, he opened Raven's door.
The first thing he saw was darkness. It didn't help that every piece of furniture in the room was dark black, either. But when his eyes adjusted, he got a full view of everything.
A huge bookcase took up an entire wall. Next to it was a dresser table, with a weird looking mirror on it. On the other side were a closet, and a desk. Propped up against the wall was a giant stuffed chicken.
His eyes traveled back to the bed. Raven was sleeping peacefully, her simple beauty radiating from her. A content smile was on her face. Through the thin covers, he could see the outline of her petite but proportioned body. But that's not all he saw.
On the other side of her, facing her, his nose pressed into his hair, his mouth just above hers, his arm around her under the sheets-
Was Goth.
Robin wanted to die. ___________________________________________________________________ There yah go! Chapter numero uno. In case you don't know who Goth is, he was that guy who Raven went off with at that club in the "Sisters" episode. He also went on a date with Raven in TEEN TITANS GO! Numero cuatro. Geez, what's up with the espanol?
Anyway, please tell me what you think by pressing the idiot review button down below. Muchos Gracias! *Slaps self* STOP IT!