Part 9!
What if Kirby was a potato?
One day.
Kirby: * sees giant potato * yay! * Eats it *
Then.
Kirby: yay! The potato festival!
Some Guy: A GIANT POTATO!
Kirby: where?
Everybody: * drools and looks at him * ATTACK THE POTATO!
Kirby: WHERE THE DAMN IS THE POTATO! * Notices he is in the shape of a potato * AHHHHH!
Fin.
What if. The SSBM building flooded again?
Rinoa: This is life. * Starts floating on the giant hot tub *
Selphie: yeah.
Rinoa: No annoying Peach.
Peach: hello!
Rinoa: -_-; or not.
Suddenly the water started up again.
Selphie: Turn of that freakin switch dammit! Rinoa: Shut up then! * Switch breaks * oops ^_^;
Peach: let me help! * Drags her down *
Rinoa: AHHH!
Selphie: I'm not in this.
Peach: I'm helping! Yay!
Rinoa: Help! * goes back under water *
Selphie: I'll turn it off * breaks other switch * oops ^_^
Peach: LOOKIE I'M HELPING! * Drags Rinoa into water again *
Link: * walks into hot tub * What the hell? GET OUT PEACH!
Mario: This is-a weird-a.
Sonic: Be a Peach and get out!
Peach: but this is fun!
Rinoa: blub I mean, she blub is blub trying blub to blub drown blub me!
Selphie: LOOKIE! ANOTHER SWITCHIE!
Sora: this is weird.
Mario: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! * kicks his ass out *
Luigi: we're doomed.
Suddenly global warming happened.
Peach: * floats in water * This is life!
Rinoa: Shut up. * drags her down *
Peach: Help I'M DROWNING!
Fin.
What if.. Chocolate milk took over the world?
One Day.
Commando milk: we must attack earth! Those Humans are drinking innocent cartons of milk. WE MUST KICK THEIR ASS!
Later on that day.
Mew two: the beach! * Jumps out of car and goes into water*
Selphie: yay! I get to kill someone!
Everyone: 0_0
Selphie: what?
Suddenly.
Commando Milk: I will not stand this any longer! * Takes Selphie and runs away*
Selphie: HELP MEE! THIS JACKASS IS TRYING TO MAKE ME DRINK MILK!
Bowser: which milk?
Rinoa: * slaps him *
Bowser: what?
Irvine: I GOT AN IDEA! * Shoots carton *
Commando milk: NOOOOOOOO!
Suddenly, a chemical reaction happens, making all the 3,000,000,000,000- gallon cartons of milk explode, and for some damn reason, the sun heats up and creates global warming.
Fin.
What if. everyone had to use the restroom at the same time?
Link: HURRY UP! * bangs door * I REALLY need to pee!
Luigi: * in restroom * Shut up I'm relaxing!
Link: O_O
Peach: * starts pissing on the floor * Yay!
Pichu: pichu pii! (She's mental)
Zelda: I'm gonna blow! * makes colossal toot *
Mew two: it stinks damn it.
Link: remind me not to marry her.
Zelda: ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAARR!
Link: yapp!
Mario: I'M GONNA BLOW THIS HOUSE!
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmm mmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fin.
What if. a sponge attacked Peach?
One day
Peach: lalalalalalalalaalla- AHHHH! * sees sponge *
Sponge: * makes no absolute movement *
Peach: AHHHH! * runs away * HELPMEEE!
Sponge: ..
Peach : IT IS TRYING TO KILLME!
Sponge: .
Peach: AHHHH! * faints *
Fin.
What if.. Marth and Roy were making sandwiches?
Roy: Pass me the mustard.
Marth: what mustard?
Roy: THAT MUSTARD1
Marth: And why should I give it to you?
Roy: BECAUSE WE'RE MAKING DAMN SANDWICHES!
Marth: fine, hey, where's the dressing?
Roy: Not again.
Marth: OH NO, IT'S THE TESTER! * sees fat lady *
Fat: Today I am your tester, give me your sandwiches.
Roy: shit, now what do we do?
Marth: Give her the sandwiches.
Fat: this is..
Marth & Roy: * hopeful faces *
Fat: GOOD!
Marth & Roy: O_O
Fin.
Fin.
What if. a flower-planting contest was made?
Guy: TODAY IS THE ANNUAL FLOWER-PLANTING CONTEST!
Everyone: YAHOO!
Guy: But it's raining.
Everyone: boo.
TBC.. ON PART 1O ( final chapter )
Movie fic: The attack of the Nightmare! One day.
Link: I'm hungry.
Rinoa: It's taking her forever!
Peach: Almost done! * starts adding some cooking sauce but then * AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! * plates and pans are heard with rubber duckie quacks.*
So basically, Mario goes into the kitchen and then.
Mario: PEACH! NOOOOO! * starts sobbing *
Link: How did this happen? * sees butcher knife and that peach is missing an arm * a psycho came in I guess.
Rinoa: who cares? I always hated that girl anyway.
Selphie: Well, even you should be sorry that she died.
Rinoa: Well, Mario, STOP FREAKIN SOBBING! Just watch * poured some phoenix- down on Peach * there! * nothing happens *
Zell: This is really bad.
Then everyone hears another scream.
Link: THAT'S ZELDA!
So Link goes into the room and.
Mewtwo: wow, she's dead.
Link: And there's a note.
Dear Assholes,
I came to raid this pathetic building, and I'll kill you all, with soul ed- never mind. I killed 5 out of 25 just now, make that 6. None of you can stop me, and I'll stay here until you find my yellow rubber duck.
From
Nightmare.
Link: he's gonna do all this just because he lost his rubber duck?
Mario: that's stupid.
Suddenly, they hear steps.
Luigi: quick! Hide in here!
Rinoa: How are we supposed to fit in that box?
Later on.
Luigi: how about this closet? * points to box *
Mario: that's a box.
Luigi: oh.
TBC LATER ON
What if. we had a announcement?
OK, there is no other premieres on January besides the mini misadventures of the smash bros. and series 7 later on. Sorry for the inconvenience.
What if. Pikachu's talk show came back on?
Pikachu: Today, our guest is.Zelda!
Zelda: Why am I always kidnapped like peach
Pikachu: Because you are supposed to be.
Zelda: you're an idiot * slaps him *
Pikachu: JUST FOR DOING THAT * lightning flashes in the back ground * YOU WILL REGRET THE DAY YOU LIVE MUAUAUAUAHAHAHA!
Pichu: he's getting mental problems.
Pikachu: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE WRETCHED FOOL!
Fin.
Part 10 is the last chapter because the what if thing is pretty old.
Part 9 was not that long AND PLEASE R&R SO I'LL CHANGE MY MIND!
P.S. maybe
What if Kirby was a potato?
One day.
Kirby: * sees giant potato * yay! * Eats it *
Then.
Kirby: yay! The potato festival!
Some Guy: A GIANT POTATO!
Kirby: where?
Everybody: * drools and looks at him * ATTACK THE POTATO!
Kirby: WHERE THE DAMN IS THE POTATO! * Notices he is in the shape of a potato * AHHHHH!
Fin.
What if. The SSBM building flooded again?
Rinoa: This is life. * Starts floating on the giant hot tub *
Selphie: yeah.
Rinoa: No annoying Peach.
Peach: hello!
Rinoa: -_-; or not.
Suddenly the water started up again.
Selphie: Turn of that freakin switch dammit! Rinoa: Shut up then! * Switch breaks * oops ^_^;
Peach: let me help! * Drags her down *
Rinoa: AHHH!
Selphie: I'm not in this.
Peach: I'm helping! Yay!
Rinoa: Help! * goes back under water *
Selphie: I'll turn it off * breaks other switch * oops ^_^
Peach: LOOKIE I'M HELPING! * Drags Rinoa into water again *
Link: * walks into hot tub * What the hell? GET OUT PEACH!
Mario: This is-a weird-a.
Sonic: Be a Peach and get out!
Peach: but this is fun!
Rinoa: blub I mean, she blub is blub trying blub to blub drown blub me!
Selphie: LOOKIE! ANOTHER SWITCHIE!
Sora: this is weird.
Mario: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! * kicks his ass out *
Luigi: we're doomed.
Suddenly global warming happened.
Peach: * floats in water * This is life!
Rinoa: Shut up. * drags her down *
Peach: Help I'M DROWNING!
Fin.
What if.. Chocolate milk took over the world?
One Day.
Commando milk: we must attack earth! Those Humans are drinking innocent cartons of milk. WE MUST KICK THEIR ASS!
Later on that day.
Mew two: the beach! * Jumps out of car and goes into water*
Selphie: yay! I get to kill someone!
Everyone: 0_0
Selphie: what?
Suddenly.
Commando Milk: I will not stand this any longer! * Takes Selphie and runs away*
Selphie: HELP MEE! THIS JACKASS IS TRYING TO MAKE ME DRINK MILK!
Bowser: which milk?
Rinoa: * slaps him *
Bowser: what?
Irvine: I GOT AN IDEA! * Shoots carton *
Commando milk: NOOOOOOOO!
Suddenly, a chemical reaction happens, making all the 3,000,000,000,000- gallon cartons of milk explode, and for some damn reason, the sun heats up and creates global warming.
Fin.
What if. everyone had to use the restroom at the same time?
Link: HURRY UP! * bangs door * I REALLY need to pee!
Luigi: * in restroom * Shut up I'm relaxing!
Link: O_O
Peach: * starts pissing on the floor * Yay!
Pichu: pichu pii! (She's mental)
Zelda: I'm gonna blow! * makes colossal toot *
Mew two: it stinks damn it.
Link: remind me not to marry her.
Zelda: ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAARR!
Link: yapp!
Mario: I'M GONNA BLOW THIS HOUSE!
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmm mmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fin.
What if. a sponge attacked Peach?
One day
Peach: lalalalalalalalaalla- AHHHH! * sees sponge *
Sponge: * makes no absolute movement *
Peach: AHHHH! * runs away * HELPMEEE!
Sponge: ..
Peach : IT IS TRYING TO KILLME!
Sponge: .
Peach: AHHHH! * faints *
Fin.
What if.. Marth and Roy were making sandwiches?
Roy: Pass me the mustard.
Marth: what mustard?
Roy: THAT MUSTARD1
Marth: And why should I give it to you?
Roy: BECAUSE WE'RE MAKING DAMN SANDWICHES!
Marth: fine, hey, where's the dressing?
Roy: Not again.
Marth: OH NO, IT'S THE TESTER! * sees fat lady *
Fat: Today I am your tester, give me your sandwiches.
Roy: shit, now what do we do?
Marth: Give her the sandwiches.
Fat: this is..
Marth & Roy: * hopeful faces *
Fat: GOOD!
Marth & Roy: O_O
Fin.
Fin.
What if. a flower-planting contest was made?
Guy: TODAY IS THE ANNUAL FLOWER-PLANTING CONTEST!
Everyone: YAHOO!
Guy: But it's raining.
Everyone: boo.
TBC.. ON PART 1O ( final chapter )
Movie fic: The attack of the Nightmare! One day.
Link: I'm hungry.
Rinoa: It's taking her forever!
Peach: Almost done! * starts adding some cooking sauce but then * AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! * plates and pans are heard with rubber duckie quacks.*
So basically, Mario goes into the kitchen and then.
Mario: PEACH! NOOOOO! * starts sobbing *
Link: How did this happen? * sees butcher knife and that peach is missing an arm * a psycho came in I guess.
Rinoa: who cares? I always hated that girl anyway.
Selphie: Well, even you should be sorry that she died.
Rinoa: Well, Mario, STOP FREAKIN SOBBING! Just watch * poured some phoenix- down on Peach * there! * nothing happens *
Zell: This is really bad.
Then everyone hears another scream.
Link: THAT'S ZELDA!
So Link goes into the room and.
Mewtwo: wow, she's dead.
Link: And there's a note.
Dear Assholes,
I came to raid this pathetic building, and I'll kill you all, with soul ed- never mind. I killed 5 out of 25 just now, make that 6. None of you can stop me, and I'll stay here until you find my yellow rubber duck.
From
Nightmare.
Link: he's gonna do all this just because he lost his rubber duck?
Mario: that's stupid.
Suddenly, they hear steps.
Luigi: quick! Hide in here!
Rinoa: How are we supposed to fit in that box?
Later on.
Luigi: how about this closet? * points to box *
Mario: that's a box.
Luigi: oh.
TBC LATER ON
What if. we had a announcement?
OK, there is no other premieres on January besides the mini misadventures of the smash bros. and series 7 later on. Sorry for the inconvenience.
What if. Pikachu's talk show came back on?
Pikachu: Today, our guest is.Zelda!
Zelda: Why am I always kidnapped like peach
Pikachu: Because you are supposed to be.
Zelda: you're an idiot * slaps him *
Pikachu: JUST FOR DOING THAT * lightning flashes in the back ground * YOU WILL REGRET THE DAY YOU LIVE MUAUAUAUAHAHAHA!
Pichu: he's getting mental problems.
Pikachu: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE WRETCHED FOOL!
Fin.
Part 10 is the last chapter because the what if thing is pretty old.
Part 9 was not that long AND PLEASE R&R SO I'LL CHANGE MY MIND!
P.S. maybe