Part 10!!
Note: this is rated TV-14 due to words and other things.
Zelda: Hey look, a box!
Marth: So? It's just a box.
Mewtwo: That's my creation, the all-powerful BOX! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Box: ...... (does nothing)
Mario: THERE! MWAHAHAHA! THE ALL POWERFUL BOX HAS BEEN SCORCHED LIKE HELL! HAHAHAHA!
Marth: But.... you didn't do anything.
Mario: Damn-a
Mewtwo: BOX! Attack with box attack! HAHAHA!
Box: --
Mewtwo: What! You had another little peewee?
Box: (nods)
Mewtwo: damn.
Roy: Scorch in FLAMES! HAHAHAHA! (hits himself)
Ow..................... AHHHHH!
Marth: idiots.
Zelda: I'll pay 50$ for the box!
Mewtwo: Sold! To the gay woman!
Zelda: --
Mewtwo: oh no, don't you do that missy!
NOOOO!
Fin...
What if... Marth and Roy were waiters?
Marth: So what would you want today, person?
Person: I'll take a turkey sandwich
Marth: That's not in the menu.
Person: I don't give a damn!! GIVE ME A DAMN TURKEY SANDWICH!
Marth: tell that to my beach tanned ass.
Boss: WHAT THE F DID YOU SAY?????
Marth: Um, have a nice day?
Later...
Marth: Damn bastards.
Roy: Don't worry I'll make you proud bro! walks to the restaurant
Marth: I'm doomed.
In the restaurant...
Roy: ALL RIGHT YOU BASTARDS! Have some of this! pulls out sword of seats AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Security: We have a drunk man on crack on the loose, we need back up!
Roy: HAHAHAHAHA! slices carpet and burns the restaurant HAHAHAHAHA! security mobs him AHHHHH! I'm sorry! No wait!
Later later on...
Marth: You know what the funny thing is?
Roy: what?
Marth: Here's the turkey sandwich. points to a live turkey
Roy: That's not a sandwich.
Marth: See it's so cute! Oh gosh! AHHHH! MY BRAIN!
Fin...
What if... Pikachu's talk show came on?
Pikachu: Today's unlucky guest is...Peach!
Peach: Hi guys!
Crowd: crickets chirping
Pikachu: So why does everything in this fic hate you?
Peach: They love me! hugs pichu
Pichu: uses thunder PIIIIICHUUUUU!!14123
Pikachu: Right.
Peach: Guess what? I'm gay!
Pikachu: Um, sure that's nice to know! calls camera man Get her off the air.
Peach: Hey I'm an asss! Chirp chirp pzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzttttt
Note peach will never air this show again.
Fin.
What if...the Mario bros. had to rob a bank?
Mario: Ok luigi, here's the plan points to toilet .
Luigi: What do you plan to do?
Mario: You'll find out real soon.
In the bank...
Luigi: Why do I have to crawl out a damn toilet a?
Mario: Because your fat-a.
Later...
Mario: barges into bank OK, your product has a defect-a! LOOK AT THIS POOR EXCUSE FOR A TOASTER! shows them a pencil
Accountant: Look, first, we don't sell products. Second that's a pencil.
Mario: Oh? You're trying to bail out of this? Well I got proof! Look at this
P.I.S.S. logo! shows a taped piece of paper on a pencil
In the background...
Luigi: Good, Mario's distracting him. Now, I have to find the safe. sees a box Good.
Back to the point...
Accountant: Look, that logo is a crayon. Our logo is made out of marker.
Mario: You lying-a little bastards-a. blasts counter I WANT A DAMN REFUND! gets out water gun This water gun is filled with highly intoxicated milk! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Luigi: You can shut up now. I got the box-a!
Maio: AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I got it-a! Here's your toaster! throws a real toaster Now feel the power of the Mario bro-
Suddenly, a marshmallow littered by some guy jacked up the balloon, causing it to twist and turn.
BOOOM!
Mario: Damn-a
Cops: You're under arrest for bank molesting.
Mario: What-a?! We never molested a bank!
Luigi: Um, Mario, I have to tell you something. I MOLESTED THE BANK!
It was fun too!
Mario: Luigi-a YOU LITTLE-A B-
Fin.
What if... the smashers planted flowers of doom?
Narrator guy thing: Welcome to the flower show! Starring our host- Some Guy!
Some Guy: Welcome! As you can see, the smashers are planting little tiny flowers... OF DOOOM!!!! I mean flowers of happiness! Yeah! That. Heh-Heh.
Smashers: Oh, we're, planting happy flowers of doom!
Link: That's right!
Smashers: That will destroy our tower, very soon! Then, when our tower's destroyed, we will live like idiots!
Some Guy: Oo
Smashers: We have planted flowers of doom in our evil soil of DOOM!
Some Guy: Then you'll shut up right now, because you are going to-
BOOOOOOOM!
Fin...
What if...something happened?
Milk: Commando Milk sir, we are being attacked by pitiful earthlings.
Commando Milk: Then we shall KICK THEIR PUDGY ASSES! MWAHAHAHA!
But then...
Milk: AHHH! I'M BEING DRUNK! gets drunk by Sonic
Commando milk: noo!
Sonic: Yummy! This one looks big!
Commando milk: NOOO!
Fin...
What if... Something happened?
Pichu: in box Greetings! I'm an x37 robot probe sent from Jupiter.
My sensors indicate trace amounts of chocolate in the pantry. Please load some in my scoop for analysis. sticks out paw
Zelda: No, you'll spoil your appetite. reads newspaper
Pichu: My mission must not fail. Prepare for annihilation, pitiful earth female. sticks out rocket launcher
Zelda: mm hmm. Doesn't really care
TBC... dun, dun, dun!
What if... Pikachu's talk show came on?
Pikachu: Time to welcome our new guest...Link!
Crowd applauses.
Pikachu: So, why do you always drink lon lon milk?
Link: Because I can.
Pikachu: Does it tastes good?
Link: yes.
Pikachu: Can I have some?
Link: No.
Pikachu: Anyway, why do you like it so much?
Link: ARE YOU TRYING TO CONTROL MY LIFE!
Pikachu: No.
Link: THEN STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT MY MILK!
Pikachu: That didn't sound right.
Link: attacks Pikachu DIE BASTARD!
Pikachu: oh no.
Pichu: pi pi pi chu pichu pii.
Fin...
What if... The smashers had a German of sorts party?
Mario: lalalalalala lalalalalalala
Everyone: HEY!
Luigi: lalala lalalalalalala
Everyone: HEY!
Bowser: la cough la
Everyone: HEY! mobs him
Fin...
What if... we had tryouts?
Tryout #1
Mario: So we are going to have tryouts for our musical thingy. Our first tryout is a girl, well, um, person!
Luigi: No, Mario that's a guy, clearly.
Mario: oO And you're name is?
??????: Ashley.
Luigi: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mario: Right. What are you going to sing for us today?
Ashley: Nothing. because you're so beautiful.
Mario: I'll have-a to step out of the room-a heh-heh.
Luigi: OK, Ashley everybody. Snicker
Ashley: Loove you! Is easy because you're beautiful!
Luigi: Mario.
Ashley: LAAA1LAA! gets kicked AHH!
Luigi: AHAHAHA!
Mario: Fuck! AHAHAHAHHAAHA!
Fin for now.
What if... Everyone talked beep?
Rinoa: beep bep bleep beep.
Zelda: beep beep bleeeeep!
Link: BLEEEEEP!
Peach: Beep beeep beeb beep
Mario: BEEEP! beep bleep
Peach: beep XX
Selphie: beep beepbeep bleep bap bop beep.
Zell: beep beep
Rinoa: beep beeep bap.
Sonic: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! ï