Guns, Knives, and the Hinata
Chapter 2: Embarrassing the Newbie
By: Sano-kun
After basking in the defeat of Motoko, Gunnar was led to his room by Keitaro. Once he reached his room, he thanked Keitaro and promptly fell asleep. During this time period the women of the Hinata Inn were discussing on how to deal with their new assistant manager.
"So does anyone have any ideas?" Asked Naru as she and the other girls were seated around a table.
"We could play with him." Said Suu.
"I don't think a little girl like you should be playing with gun wielding, well...." Said Kitsune lustily before Naru's hands covered her mouth.
"Kitsune!" Shouted Naru.
"Sorry just rambling on."
"I say we kick him out." Said Motoko.
"But he beat you in the duel." Said Kitsune.
"He cheated."
"Only because he's a good shot with a gun?" Questioned Suu.
"No."
"Then why?"
"We don't need another man."
"But I think he could be a big help to Keitaro-sempai." Said Shinobuu.
"Just think of how much could get done around here with two guys." Said Kitsune.
"And how much more money you can con?" Said Motoko as crossly.
"Yep."
"Kitsune makes a good point." Said Naru.
"She does?"
"Of course I do, so what do you have in mind Naru?" Said Kitsune.
"Just go on as if he's another Keitaro."
The next day Gunnar finally awoke happily to the sound of chirping birds and clear blue skies. The young man soaked in all the serenity of the morning. Gunnar went through his bag and took out his toiletries and went to the bathroom to freshen up when he passed by Keitaro whom was going the same way.
"Morning' Keitaro." Smiled Gunnar as he patted Keitaro on the back.
"Morning Gunnar." Said Keitaro.
"Ahh tis a fine day is it not brother?"
"Huh?"
"Never watched 'A Clockwork Orange'?"
"No."
"You should it's pretty cool."
"Later on man but you can go ahead and go take your bath first."
"Naw man you own the place you go first."
"I insist."
"Fine I'll go."
"Hey Keitaro." Winked Kitsune whom was wearing a pale blue robe as she stepped into Keitaro's view after Gunnar went into the bathroom.
"Why are you here?"
"We're executing Operation: Embarrass Gunnar!" Cheered Suu as she bounced around the hallway.
"Why?"
"He deserves it." Beamed Suu.
"It's all my idea and he just seems so cute to embarrass." Said Kitsune.
"Kitsune don't do it I think Gunnar's accustomed to you all yet." Said Keitaro.
"But didn't Naru knock him out?"
"Yeah."
"Then that rests my case." Said Kitsune as she silently slipped into the bathroom.
"What case?" Thought Keitaro to himself.
In the bathroom Gunnar was inside a giant wooden barrel filled to the brim with hot and steamy water and leaning resting his back against the edge of the barrel. At the time being the young man was thinking about his family until his thoughts became flooded with visions of the first female tenant he met in various provocative poses and doing various actions with him. Needless to say Gunnar snapped out of his revere and plugged his nose full of tissue as he felt blood start to run from it.
"Damn perverted mind of mine." Said Gunnar as he rolled his eyes.
"I couldn't have said any better myself." Said Kitsune silkily.
"Kitsune?!"
"Hey Gunnar I've come to apologize since we got off on the wrong foot."
"Couldn't you have done that when I was out of the tub?"
"But I really wanted to make it up to you." Said Kitsune sadly as she removed her robe and got into the barrel with Gunnar.
"K-K-Kitsune what are you doing?"
"Why don't you let a older woman like me teach you a few things." Purred Kitsune as she rubbed Gunnar's back.
"Ermm, ya know what I gotta go and..unpack! Yes I got to go and unpack, later." Said Gunnar as he scrambled out of the barrel and tossed a robe on himself before running out.
"Well he's no fun."
While running towards his own room Gunnar's thoughts were all focused on Kitsune until he was knocked upside the head by a flying object. As regained his composure, Gunnar looked around to see what hit him when he thought he heard a kitten calling but instead saw a tiny little turtle looking up at him. Gunnar bent down and lifted the tiny turtle which cocked its head to the side and looked at him before Suu came flying down the hallway and kicked him in the head.
"You're slow Gunnar." Smiled Suu as she ran around Gunnar.
"What was that for?!" Yelled Gunnar as he flailed his arms around.
"I was just playing."
"Myuu." Said the turtle as it flew around Gunnar.
"Seems as if you already met Tama-chan."
"So that's the turtle's name...why is it going for my belt?" Said Gunnar as he noticed the turtle biting at his robe's belt.
"Myuu!" Squealed Tama-chan as she tugged Gunnar's robe off and flew away.
"The hell?" Said the startled young man before a small draft hinted that he was naked.
"Smile Gunnar!" Grinned Suu as she pulled out a camera and took a picture.
"GAHHHH!"
"What's all that screaming fo..." Said Shinobuu as she walked into the scene and stood gawk eyed.
"So did you finally...wow." Whispered Motoko as she too walked in and came down with the same expression as Shinobuu.
"I'll just be in my room." Said Gunnar meekly as he crossed his legs and shuffled himself into his room.
"It was so..." Started Suu before Motoko interrupted her.
"Don't even say it."
Later on that day, Keitaro was on the roof of the Inn fixing a hole in the roof, which was made by him earlier after he got a good peek at Naru's new lingerie. Sighing the young man continued to nail another roof tile place when he saw Gunnar poke his head over the roof, glance around suspiciously and then come running up to him in the same outfit he wore the day before. Before Keitaro could say anything, Gunnar covered his mouth as the young man motioned for him to look down behind him. Keitaro did as he was instructed and saw Suu and Kitsune looking up at them with a video camera in hand. The two boys nodded to each other and ran into the attic where they began to talk to one another.
"What was that for?" Questioned Keitaro.
"Those women are really starting to freak me out." Said Gunnar.
"How?"
"Well for one Kitsune's acting like she's in heat, and then Suu is running around taking pictures of me when I'm naked."
"Kitsune's not in heat Gunnar, she's like that naturally and Suu...that's just her being herself."
"Then they should be kept far away."
"Why?"
"I heard about why you're constantly getting creamed from you're granma and I'm trying to keep myself from ending up like you!"
"What are you two doing up here?" Questioned Naru as she walked up the stairs.
"Nothing Naru." Said Keitaro.
"Good, for a moment I thought that you two perverts were planning something."
"We're not perverts, just normal young men with a healthy sexual appetite." Said Gunnar in his and Keitaro's defense.
"Like I said perverts."
"Shut up."
"Need anything?" Said Keitaro trying to stop the two from arguing.
"Yeah dinner is about ready so you two need to come downstairs now."
"Got it...GHAAAAAH!" Said Keitaro as he tripped and pulled Gunnar and Naru down with him.
"Ohh this is kinky." Whistled Suu as she popped up from the stairwell while filming Naru whom was sandwiched in between Gunnar and Keitaro in a way that you would see in a hardcore pornographic movie.
"I'm so sorry Naru it was an accident." Said Keitaro as he removed himself from Naru alongside Gunnar.
"Yeah it was." Said Gunnar.
"Damn you both...DOUBLE NARU ATOMIC PUNCH!!" Growled Naru.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~" Shouted both Keitaro and Gunnar as the were launched into low Earth orbit.
"Wow I think they're gonna orbit the Earth at least three times before they come back." Said Suu.
"Now I feel better, hey Suu let's go and eat dinner okay?" Said Naru.
"Yay."
Chapter 2: Embarrassing the Newbie
By: Sano-kun
After basking in the defeat of Motoko, Gunnar was led to his room by Keitaro. Once he reached his room, he thanked Keitaro and promptly fell asleep. During this time period the women of the Hinata Inn were discussing on how to deal with their new assistant manager.
"So does anyone have any ideas?" Asked Naru as she and the other girls were seated around a table.
"We could play with him." Said Suu.
"I don't think a little girl like you should be playing with gun wielding, well...." Said Kitsune lustily before Naru's hands covered her mouth.
"Kitsune!" Shouted Naru.
"Sorry just rambling on."
"I say we kick him out." Said Motoko.
"But he beat you in the duel." Said Kitsune.
"He cheated."
"Only because he's a good shot with a gun?" Questioned Suu.
"No."
"Then why?"
"We don't need another man."
"But I think he could be a big help to Keitaro-sempai." Said Shinobuu.
"Just think of how much could get done around here with two guys." Said Kitsune.
"And how much more money you can con?" Said Motoko as crossly.
"Yep."
"Kitsune makes a good point." Said Naru.
"She does?"
"Of course I do, so what do you have in mind Naru?" Said Kitsune.
"Just go on as if he's another Keitaro."
The next day Gunnar finally awoke happily to the sound of chirping birds and clear blue skies. The young man soaked in all the serenity of the morning. Gunnar went through his bag and took out his toiletries and went to the bathroom to freshen up when he passed by Keitaro whom was going the same way.
"Morning' Keitaro." Smiled Gunnar as he patted Keitaro on the back.
"Morning Gunnar." Said Keitaro.
"Ahh tis a fine day is it not brother?"
"Huh?"
"Never watched 'A Clockwork Orange'?"
"No."
"You should it's pretty cool."
"Later on man but you can go ahead and go take your bath first."
"Naw man you own the place you go first."
"I insist."
"Fine I'll go."
"Hey Keitaro." Winked Kitsune whom was wearing a pale blue robe as she stepped into Keitaro's view after Gunnar went into the bathroom.
"Why are you here?"
"We're executing Operation: Embarrass Gunnar!" Cheered Suu as she bounced around the hallway.
"Why?"
"He deserves it." Beamed Suu.
"It's all my idea and he just seems so cute to embarrass." Said Kitsune.
"Kitsune don't do it I think Gunnar's accustomed to you all yet." Said Keitaro.
"But didn't Naru knock him out?"
"Yeah."
"Then that rests my case." Said Kitsune as she silently slipped into the bathroom.
"What case?" Thought Keitaro to himself.
In the bathroom Gunnar was inside a giant wooden barrel filled to the brim with hot and steamy water and leaning resting his back against the edge of the barrel. At the time being the young man was thinking about his family until his thoughts became flooded with visions of the first female tenant he met in various provocative poses and doing various actions with him. Needless to say Gunnar snapped out of his revere and plugged his nose full of tissue as he felt blood start to run from it.
"Damn perverted mind of mine." Said Gunnar as he rolled his eyes.
"I couldn't have said any better myself." Said Kitsune silkily.
"Kitsune?!"
"Hey Gunnar I've come to apologize since we got off on the wrong foot."
"Couldn't you have done that when I was out of the tub?"
"But I really wanted to make it up to you." Said Kitsune sadly as she removed her robe and got into the barrel with Gunnar.
"K-K-Kitsune what are you doing?"
"Why don't you let a older woman like me teach you a few things." Purred Kitsune as she rubbed Gunnar's back.
"Ermm, ya know what I gotta go and..unpack! Yes I got to go and unpack, later." Said Gunnar as he scrambled out of the barrel and tossed a robe on himself before running out.
"Well he's no fun."
While running towards his own room Gunnar's thoughts were all focused on Kitsune until he was knocked upside the head by a flying object. As regained his composure, Gunnar looked around to see what hit him when he thought he heard a kitten calling but instead saw a tiny little turtle looking up at him. Gunnar bent down and lifted the tiny turtle which cocked its head to the side and looked at him before Suu came flying down the hallway and kicked him in the head.
"You're slow Gunnar." Smiled Suu as she ran around Gunnar.
"What was that for?!" Yelled Gunnar as he flailed his arms around.
"I was just playing."
"Myuu." Said the turtle as it flew around Gunnar.
"Seems as if you already met Tama-chan."
"So that's the turtle's name...why is it going for my belt?" Said Gunnar as he noticed the turtle biting at his robe's belt.
"Myuu!" Squealed Tama-chan as she tugged Gunnar's robe off and flew away.
"The hell?" Said the startled young man before a small draft hinted that he was naked.
"Smile Gunnar!" Grinned Suu as she pulled out a camera and took a picture.
"GAHHHH!"
"What's all that screaming fo..." Said Shinobuu as she walked into the scene and stood gawk eyed.
"So did you finally...wow." Whispered Motoko as she too walked in and came down with the same expression as Shinobuu.
"I'll just be in my room." Said Gunnar meekly as he crossed his legs and shuffled himself into his room.
"It was so..." Started Suu before Motoko interrupted her.
"Don't even say it."
Later on that day, Keitaro was on the roof of the Inn fixing a hole in the roof, which was made by him earlier after he got a good peek at Naru's new lingerie. Sighing the young man continued to nail another roof tile place when he saw Gunnar poke his head over the roof, glance around suspiciously and then come running up to him in the same outfit he wore the day before. Before Keitaro could say anything, Gunnar covered his mouth as the young man motioned for him to look down behind him. Keitaro did as he was instructed and saw Suu and Kitsune looking up at them with a video camera in hand. The two boys nodded to each other and ran into the attic where they began to talk to one another.
"What was that for?" Questioned Keitaro.
"Those women are really starting to freak me out." Said Gunnar.
"How?"
"Well for one Kitsune's acting like she's in heat, and then Suu is running around taking pictures of me when I'm naked."
"Kitsune's not in heat Gunnar, she's like that naturally and Suu...that's just her being herself."
"Then they should be kept far away."
"Why?"
"I heard about why you're constantly getting creamed from you're granma and I'm trying to keep myself from ending up like you!"
"What are you two doing up here?" Questioned Naru as she walked up the stairs.
"Nothing Naru." Said Keitaro.
"Good, for a moment I thought that you two perverts were planning something."
"We're not perverts, just normal young men with a healthy sexual appetite." Said Gunnar in his and Keitaro's defense.
"Like I said perverts."
"Shut up."
"Need anything?" Said Keitaro trying to stop the two from arguing.
"Yeah dinner is about ready so you two need to come downstairs now."
"Got it...GHAAAAAH!" Said Keitaro as he tripped and pulled Gunnar and Naru down with him.
"Ohh this is kinky." Whistled Suu as she popped up from the stairwell while filming Naru whom was sandwiched in between Gunnar and Keitaro in a way that you would see in a hardcore pornographic movie.
"I'm so sorry Naru it was an accident." Said Keitaro as he removed himself from Naru alongside Gunnar.
"Yeah it was." Said Gunnar.
"Damn you both...DOUBLE NARU ATOMIC PUNCH!!" Growled Naru.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~" Shouted both Keitaro and Gunnar as the were launched into low Earth orbit.
"Wow I think they're gonna orbit the Earth at least three times before they come back." Said Suu.
"Now I feel better, hey Suu let's go and eat dinner okay?" Said Naru.
"Yay."